I was in Wal-Mart walking around and noticed a little shrinkage from the A/C. So I walk around the corner so I can make an adjustment. I look around....no one in site so I reach down and start to move it back to off to the side when some old fat chick walks around the corner.....There I am with my hand on my crotch.
she stops and is looking down at it....I figured WTF I'm already busted so I finished....smiled....tipped my hat and said ma'am....she just stood there staring at it.

Maybe she was looking for it?

no

I was looking for it

were you the guy they caught on camera touching a little girl?

no....I like my women at least 20ish....I hope someone shoots that guy in the ****in eye

She wanted it

Hahaha good story...

You should have asked her if she wanted to try next.

Or asked her if she could give you a hand....

Cool next time going to the woman's underware deparment to look even stranger.