Curly Howard
07-17-2003, 11:10 PM
It's time once again for another round of Ask Ensanity
The thread where you ask Ensanity the questions that no one else will answer.
The thread where you ask Ensanity the questions that no one else will answer.
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View Full Version : Ask Ensanity Curly Howard 07-17-2003, 11:10 PM It's time once again for another round of Ask Ensanity The thread where you ask Ensanity the questions that no one else will answer. DragonZero 07-17-2003, 11:11 PM gay Curly Howard 07-17-2003, 11:11 PM Originally posted by Dragonzero gay BANNED The Ensanity 07-17-2003, 11:12 PM Originally posted by Dragonzero gay Jeopery? Who is Dragonzero? LukeDothSucketh 07-17-2003, 11:12 PM Ensanity, any playa smoov tips for being pimpalicious on a first date? Tom 07-17-2003, 11:13 PM Ya, wear a chicken suit and dance around singing spice girls. DragonZero 07-17-2003, 11:14 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard BANNED damn a little touchy aren't we? Curly Howard 07-17-2003, 11:17 PM Originally posted by Dragonzero damn a little touchy aren't we? sorry....inside joke DragonZero 07-17-2003, 11:18 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard sorry....inside joke it's cool i know what you meant The Ensanity 07-17-2003, 11:18 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh Ensanity, any playa smoov tips for being pimpalicious on a first date? Wear a condom the WHOLE date...that way she knows you were confident in getting the cooter... Ladies love confidence LukeDothSucketh 07-17-2003, 11:19 PM HAHAHA oh man... consider it done. DragonZero 07-17-2003, 11:22 PM now that is good advice lol AgonYx0 07-17-2003, 11:38 PM *leaves thread laughing* Zen 07-17-2003, 11:47 PM The Ensanity- If my wife tells me not to drive 45 minutes away to buy a chornic sack, should I listen, or should I go buy the chronic sack? DragonZero 07-17-2003, 11:48 PM if it's the bombay get your ass out the door and get to driving The Ensanity 07-17-2003, 11:51 PM Originally posted by Zen420 The Ensanity- If my wife tells me not to drive 45 minutes away to buy a chornic sack, should I listen, or should I go buy the chronic sack? Hell No... Get her addicted to crack...she will go out to get it, and bring home lot of stolen stuff that you can use...Note hide your good things once she starts stealing Curly Howard 07-17-2003, 11:52 PM hahahahaha AgonYx0 07-17-2003, 11:53 PM hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha handjobs4dollars 07-17-2003, 11:55 PM bwhaahhahahahahhahaaaaaaa ha a Zen 07-17-2003, 11:55 PM hahahaha, I've been trying, her iron will is too strong for my pot weakened mind. handjobs4dollars 07-17-2003, 11:59 PM Who should I kill when I finally go crazy? AgonYx0 07-18-2003, 12:02 AM Originally posted by Gman Who should I kill when I finally go crazy? yourself The Ensanity 07-18-2003, 12:03 AM Originally posted by Gman Who should I kill when I finally go crazy? Your angry...It will help you stop yelling at *****es... or Bob Hope, he is really ducking the reaper Nuno 07-18-2003, 12:12 AM Ensanity, my girl wants to get married at a $30,000 place and I can't afford it.....What should I do???? AgonYx0 07-18-2003, 12:15 AM hahahahhahaha The Ensanity 07-18-2003, 12:20 AM Originally posted by Nuno Ensanity, my girl wants to get married at a $30,000 place and I can't afford it.....What should I do???? Tell her this... *hold her hand the hold time* "Babydoll, I love you... I love you more than words can say. I really want to take you to this "special" place for our honeymoon, but the 30,000$ wedding wont allow me...If we can make the wedding more affordable, I promise you a lifetime memory than only can be rivaled by fairytales..." *kiss her* then get married in Vegas and go to SeaWorld for your Honeymoon Tom 07-18-2003, 12:22 AM Seaworld haha. Shamuuuu. AgonYx0 07-18-2003, 12:22 AM yeah and get devorce papers why your at it, hahahahhahahaha Ensanity stop drinking Nuno 07-18-2003, 12:25 AM Originally posted by The Ensanity Tell her this... *hold her hand the hold time* "Babydoll, I love you... I love you more than words can say. I really want to take you to this "special" place for our honeymoon, but the 30,000$ wedding wont allow me...If we can make the wedding more affordable, I promise you a lifetime memory than only can be rivaled by fairytales..." *kiss her* then get married in Vegas and go to SeaWorld for your Honeymoon Thank you so much man....seaworld is the ****!!!!!! Kempo Chris 07-18-2003, 04:33 AM Ensanity Should I become a priest? LukeDothSucketh 07-18-2003, 09:48 AM HAHAHAHA BEST ADVICE EVA!!!! realkaps 07-18-2003, 10:19 AM Why are all the canadians on this forum virgins? Bzob 07-18-2003, 10:27 AM Because not even the moose find them attractive LukeDothSucketh 07-18-2003, 10:28 AM Because we're all stupid. Bzob 07-18-2003, 10:30 AM Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up? Bzob 07-18-2003, 10:31 AM Ensanity, Does Gman even have a chance at kicking my ass? LukeDothSucketh 07-18-2003, 10:31 AM Originally posted by Bzob Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up? I would also like to knwo the answer to this question. Morning wood is the greatest mystery faced by man since the dawn of time. Bluecifer 07-18-2003, 12:28 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Wear a condom the WHOLE date...that way she knows you were confident in getting the cooter... Ladies love confidence BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also you can piss in it anytime and use it as a projectile. The Ensanity 07-18-2003, 10:18 PM Originally posted by Christopher Chaos Ensanity Should I become a priest? If you like lil boys go for it...Remember, get there trust to shut them up Why are all the canadians on this forum virgins? Im guessing ONLY the canadian women are smart. Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up? DO YOU SEE WHO YOURE SLEEPING WITH....WHOS DICK WOULDNT GET HARD?!?!?!?!?!?! Ensanity, Does Gman even have a chance at kicking my ass? Hell Yeah... Ever heard of a "punchers chance"... Well Gman has a "Retards chance", gotta watch out for that retarded strength Of mice and men...of mice and men realkaps 07-18-2003, 10:31 PM How do I stop my nuts from itching after I shave them? The Ensanity 07-18-2003, 10:36 PM Originally posted by kaps How do I stop my nuts from itching after I shave them? I found that getting your dick sucked stops a lot of itching So if you can just get your dick sucked constantly, you should be good realkaps 07-18-2003, 10:38 PM Will you stop my itch? The Ensanity 07-18-2003, 10:40 PM Originally posted by kaps Will you stop my itch? No. but I know two great posters that can and will... Ben and Cesero realkaps 07-18-2003, 10:42 PM Why do we pay companys to advertise for them? Is the $50 pair of Roca Wear pants I bought any better than my $20 Solo pants? Curly Howard 07-18-2003, 10:42 PM should I run a 6:05 ratio for strait away speed or a 6:50 for coming off the corners? The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 03:43 PM Originally posted by kaps Why do we pay companys to advertise for them? Is the $50 pair of Roca Wear pants I bought any better than my $20 Solo pants? Question 1: Im not sure, but somehow EVERYONE benefits Question 2: No, but you feel cooler in some Roca pants and the girls miiiight think youre Jayz....If they think you Jayz, **** them like theyre Beyonce....BALLS DEEP The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 03:44 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard should I run a 6:05 ratio for strait away speed or a 6:50 for coming off the corners? IS THIS ABOUT NASCAR!?!?!? Maybe you should get the red off your neck first Curly Howard 12-23-2003, 03:46 PM how do I do that The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 03:52 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard how do I do that Do the opposite of a Jeff Foxyworth stand-up act, and you should be fine Curly Howard 12-23-2003, 03:54 PM http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/showpenis.jpg The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 03:57 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/showpenis.jpg HAHAHAAHHAHA, still my fav pic lol Bzob 12-23-2003, 03:58 PM Ensanity...Why am i like super fly TNT? The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 04:13 PM Originally posted by Bzob Ensanity...Why am i like super fly TNT? YOure HUGE, BALD, SCARY-LOOKIN' and got maaaad KOing power....people would be stupid to say otherwise Bzob 12-23-2003, 04:16 PM http://www.davechapelle.com/UndercoverBrother/images/UB-K1300-16.jpg YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH The Ensanity 12-23-2003, 04:20 PM lol |