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Curly Howard
07-17-2003, 11:10 PM
It's time once again for another round of Ask Ensanity
The thread where you ask Ensanity the questions that no one else will answer.

DragonZero
07-17-2003, 11:11 PM
gay

Curly Howard
07-17-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
gay

BANNED

The Ensanity
07-17-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
gay Jeopery?


Who is Dragonzero?

LukeDothSucketh
07-17-2003, 11:12 PM
Ensanity, any playa smoov tips for being pimpalicious on a first date?

Tom
07-17-2003, 11:13 PM
Ya, wear a chicken suit and dance around singing spice girls.

DragonZero
07-17-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
BANNED


damn a little touchy aren't we?

Curly Howard
07-17-2003, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Dragonzero
damn a little touchy aren't we?

sorry....inside joke

DragonZero
07-17-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
sorry....inside joke


it's cool i know what you meant

The Ensanity
07-17-2003, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Ensanity, any playa smoov tips for being pimpalicious on a first date? Wear a condom the WHOLE date...that way she knows you were confident in getting the cooter...


Ladies love confidence

LukeDothSucketh
07-17-2003, 11:19 PM
HAHAHA oh man... consider it done.

DragonZero
07-17-2003, 11:22 PM
now that is good advice lol

AgonYx0
07-17-2003, 11:38 PM
*leaves thread laughing*

Zen
07-17-2003, 11:47 PM
The Ensanity- If my wife tells me not to drive 45 minutes away to buy a chornic sack, should I listen, or should I go buy the chronic sack?

DragonZero
07-17-2003, 11:48 PM
if it's the bombay get your ass out the door and get to driving

The Ensanity
07-17-2003, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by Zen420
The Ensanity- If my wife tells me not to drive 45 minutes away to buy a chornic sack, should I listen, or should I go buy the chronic sack? Hell No...


Get her addicted to crack...she will go out to get it, and bring home lot of stolen stuff that you can use...Note hide your good things once she starts stealing

Curly Howard
07-17-2003, 11:52 PM
hahahahaha

AgonYx0
07-17-2003, 11:53 PM
hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha

handjobs4dollars
07-17-2003, 11:55 PM
bwhaahhahahahahhahaaaaaaa ha a

Zen
07-17-2003, 11:55 PM
hahahaha, I've been trying, her iron will is too strong for my pot weakened mind.

handjobs4dollars
07-17-2003, 11:59 PM
Who should I kill when I finally go crazy?

AgonYx0
07-18-2003, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Gman


Who should I kill when I finally go crazy?



yourself

The Ensanity
07-18-2003, 12:03 AM
Originally posted by Gman
Who should I kill when I finally go crazy? Your angry...It will help you stop yelling at *****es...


or Bob Hope, he is really ducking the reaper

Nuno
07-18-2003, 12:12 AM
Ensanity, my girl wants to get married at a $30,000 place and I can't afford it.....What should I do????

AgonYx0
07-18-2003, 12:15 AM
hahahahhahaha

The Ensanity
07-18-2003, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Nuno
Ensanity, my girl wants to get married at a $30,000 place and I can't afford it.....What should I do???? Tell her this...

*hold her hand the hold time*

"Babydoll, I love you... I love you more than words can say. I really want to take you to this "special" place for our honeymoon, but the 30,000$ wedding wont allow me...If we can make the wedding more affordable, I promise you a lifetime memory than only can be rivaled by fairytales..."

*kiss her*

then get married in Vegas and go to SeaWorld for your Honeymoon

Tom
07-18-2003, 12:22 AM
Seaworld haha. Shamuuuu.

AgonYx0
07-18-2003, 12:22 AM
yeah and get devorce papers why your at it, hahahahhahahaha

Ensanity stop drinking

Nuno
07-18-2003, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Tell her this...

*hold her hand the hold time*

"Babydoll, I love you... I love you more than words can say. I really want to take you to this "special" place for our honeymoon, but the 30,000$ wedding wont allow me...If we can make the wedding more affordable, I promise you a lifetime memory than only can be rivaled by fairytales..."

*kiss her*

then get married in Vegas and go to SeaWorld for your Honeymoon

Thank you so much man....seaworld is the ****!!!!!!

Kempo Chris
07-18-2003, 04:33 AM
Ensanity
Should I become a priest?

LukeDothSucketh
07-18-2003, 09:48 AM
HAHAHAHA BEST ADVICE EVA!!!!

realkaps
07-18-2003, 10:19 AM
Why are all the canadians on this forum virgins?

Bzob
07-18-2003, 10:27 AM
Because not even the moose find them attractive

LukeDothSucketh
07-18-2003, 10:28 AM
Because we're all stupid.

Bzob
07-18-2003, 10:30 AM
Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up?

Bzob
07-18-2003, 10:31 AM
Ensanity, Does Gman even have a chance at kicking my ass?

LukeDothSucketh
07-18-2003, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up?

I would also like to knwo the answer to this question. Morning wood is the greatest mystery faced by man since the dawn of time.

Bluecifer
07-18-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Wear a condom the WHOLE date...that way she knows you were confident in getting the cooter...


Ladies love confidence


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Also you can piss in it anytime and use it as a projectile.

The Ensanity
07-18-2003, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Christopher Chaos
Ensanity
Should I become a priest? If you like lil boys go for it...Remember, get there trust to shut them up

Why are all the canadians on this forum virgins?
Im guessing ONLY the canadian women are smart.

Ensanity, Why is my dick so hard every morning when i wake up? DO YOU SEE WHO YOURE SLEEPING WITH....WHOS DICK WOULDNT GET HARD?!?!?!?!?!?!

Ensanity, Does Gman even have a chance at kicking my ass? Hell Yeah...


Ever heard of a "punchers chance"...

Well Gman has a "Retards chance", gotta watch out for that retarded strength

Of mice and men...of mice and men

realkaps
07-18-2003, 10:31 PM
How do I stop my nuts from itching after I shave them?

The Ensanity
07-18-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by kaps
How do I stop my nuts from itching after I shave them? I found that getting your dick sucked stops a lot of itching


So if you can just get your dick sucked constantly, you should be good

realkaps
07-18-2003, 10:38 PM
Will you stop my itch?

The Ensanity
07-18-2003, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Will you stop my itch? No.





but I know two great posters that can and will...





Ben and Cesero

realkaps
07-18-2003, 10:42 PM
Why do we pay companys to advertise for them? Is the $50 pair of Roca Wear pants I bought any better than my $20 Solo pants?

Curly Howard
07-18-2003, 10:42 PM
should I run a 6:05 ratio for strait away speed or a 6:50 for coming off the corners?

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by kaps
Why do we pay companys to advertise for them? Is the $50 pair of Roca Wear pants I bought any better than my $20 Solo pants?

Question 1: Im not sure, but somehow EVERYONE benefits

Question 2: No, but you feel cooler in some Roca pants and the girls miiiight think youre Jayz....If they think you Jayz, **** them like theyre Beyonce....BALLS DEEP

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
should I run a 6:05 ratio for strait away speed or a 6:50 for coming off the corners? IS THIS ABOUT NASCAR!?!?!?

Maybe you should get the red off your neck first

Curly Howard
12-23-2003, 03:46 PM
how do I do that

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
how do I do that Do the opposite of a Jeff Foxyworth stand-up act, and you should be fine

Curly Howard
12-23-2003, 03:54 PM
http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/showpenis.jpg

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
http://www.globalmma.com/Curly/showpenis.jpg HAHAHAAHHAHA, still my fav pic lol

Bzob
12-23-2003, 03:58 PM
Ensanity...Why am i like super fly TNT?

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Ensanity...Why am i like super fly TNT? YOure HUGE, BALD, SCARY-LOOKIN' and got maaaad KOing power....people would be stupid to say otherwise

Bzob
12-23-2003, 04:16 PM
http://www.davechapelle.com/UndercoverBrother/images/UB-K1300-16.jpg


YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

The Ensanity
12-23-2003, 04:20 PM
lol