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Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 03:39 PM Now that we've established that you would take 2 dicks in the ass for money, let's haggle. Would you take just one in the ass in the restroom of Burgerking for $50? Tax free of course!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! !!!!!!!!1111111111########$$$$$$$%%%%%%%^^^^&&&***((()))___+++=====!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!
Big_Papa 07-17-2003, 03:42 PM Bzob's ass would go from o to O
No only for a million or more, and i would have to clear that with Kato first
Mr. Beelzebub 07-17-2003, 03:47 PM Bzob would do it for 20 bucks if Kato would tell him to
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 03:48 PM Originally posted by Bzob
No only for a million or more, and i would have to clear that with Kato first
Oh come on Bzob! Lets not haggle over a few bucks! It's just your anus!! Besides $50 bucks is not too shabby!!! Go ask Kato if she approves!!!
no, only for 1,000,000 or more. Because Kato and I would beable to open a buisnes selling functional art or a restraunt
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Oh come on Bzob! Lets not haggle over a few bucks! It's just your anus!! Besides $50 bucks is not too shabby!!! Go ask Kato if she approves!!!
anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?
Wushu 07-17-2003, 03:50 PM For $1,000,000 I'd make Richard Simmon's ******* the size of a coke can
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Bzob would do it for 20 bucks if Kato would tell him to
Allison 07-17-2003, 03:54 PM Originally posted by Bzob
anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?
tooth pic?
http://www.oup.co.uk/images/oxed/children/yoes/humans/tooth.jpg
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 03:58 PM Originally posted by Bzob
anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?
Oh you'd feel my fury BIOTCH!!! OK, $60 but THAT IS MY FINAL OFFER!!! Think of all the cheap vodka or PBR's you could get with that!!!
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
tooth pic?
http://www.oup.co.uk/images/oxed/children/yoes/humans/tooth.jpg
:?!: ....I don't get it......
me neither, I was talking about his tiny peter
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:03 PM He said tooth pic, like a tooth picture, and I'm sure he meant a toothpick, like you clean your teeth with.
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 04:05 PM Originally posted by Bzob
me neither, I was talking about his tiny peter
DAMMIT!!! I was told it was a good size!!!! Anyway, what makes you think your ass is worth $1,000,0000? Would you take a personal check?
Allison made me feel like this :-l
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:06 PM Ok,OK. But if English was your first language, you would have laughed.
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 04:08 PM Originally posted by Bzob
I am not laughing
I don't believe you.....
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Ok,OK. But if English was your first language, you would have laughed.
I came to this country when I was 5......all my schooling was here....I understand what you were trying to say, I'm just saying it was horribly corny................
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:14 PM Fine,ok.
But still, its my job to annoy him.
I cant just let his grammatical errors go without notice. It isn't morally right. I would be able to sleep at night if I didn't correct him.
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 04:15 PM Originally posted by Bzob
now i am laughing
Why? Explain yourself dammit!!!
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Fine,ok.
But still, its my job to annoy him.
I cant just let his grammatical errors go without notice. It isn't morally right. I would be able to sleep at night if I didn't correct him.
Well, I'm glad I was here to let you know that was corny....We gotta look out for each other........
PS that comment about "if english was your 1st language" = *irish accent* LOOOOWWW, loooowww.....
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:24 PM You have your location listed as Portugal!!
It had nothing to do with your grammar.
Oh, I thought everyone knew I was from jersey...my bad....you're forgiven....
BTW That is the location where I was born and where my heart is.......I heart Viseu, Portugal.........
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:27 PM I didnt know. I thought you lived there now..
Mr. Beelzebub 07-17-2003, 04:27 PM Spanish is the first language here in Hudson County, NJ.
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 04:28 PM Puerto ricanos!!!
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I didnt know. I thought you lived there now..
Don't say that.....it makes me feel so home sick.....I miss my country.....
Portugal = does not miss Nunu
Originally posted by Bzob
Portugal = does not miss Nunu
*Kicks Bzob in the balls and runs*
Originally posted by Bzob
Portugal = does not miss Nunu
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:34 PM Why dont you go back?
please refer to my last post
Bluecifer 07-17-2003, 04:36 PM What the hell happened to my thread!? This is supposed to be about sodomizing BZOB for money!!!!!!
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Why dont you go back?
I wish...like I said, I came here when I was 5 so it would be really hard to try and start a life there now......maybe one day I'll return.......*daydreams of Portugal*
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:42 PM Have you been back since?
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Have you been back since?
Ritually.....I try to go as often as monetarily possible.....lately I've been going every year.....Have you been to europe?
Mr. Beelzebub 07-17-2003, 04:47 PM HIjackers
Allison 07-17-2003, 04:49 PM Never. I've led a sheltered life. I'd liek to go when I finish school and can afford it in March,though.
Mr. Beelzebub 07-17-2003, 04:49 PM *shows his Chorizo*
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
HIjackers
honestly though.....almost every thread gets hijacked.....sorry blue....at least BZob is trying to turn you on by shaking his ass for you.....
*whips out Penis.......THUMP!*
Mr. Beelzebub 07-17-2003, 04:51 PM *moonwalks*
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Never. I've led a sheltered life. I'd liek to go when I finish school and cant afford it in March,though.
You should take a tour...this way you can see alot of countries for less money.....Contiki.com I think it is......
Jesus...Maria y Jose.... I am gone for one day and already he is putting his ass up for bids...no one touches the ass until I get it first ya hear!
LOL, I said i would run it by you first , at least before the half time show.
Example conversation:
Kato:why are we at the super bowl, you dont even watch that much foot ball.
Bzob:* pretends not to hear Kato*
Kato: Hey its the Half time show, I hear it is going to be great this year
Bzob: I got to go...be right back
Curly Howard 07-18-2003, 11:05 AM SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ST LOUIS MO
933 AM CDT FRI JUL 18 2003
...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING CONTINUES FOR MADISON...ST. LOUIS
CITY...NORTHERN ST. LOUIS AND EASTERN ST. CHARLES COUNTIES UNTIL
1000 AM CDT...
AT 933 AM CDT...WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED SEVERE
THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM LAKE ST. LOUIS TO 2 MILES
WEST OF NEW DOUGLAS...MOVING SOUTH AT 20 MPH.
LOCATIONS NEAR THE PATH OF THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS INCLUDE...
ST. PETERS...ST. CHARLES...O'FALLON...DARDENNE PRAIRIE...HAZELWOOD...
HARVESTER...FLORISSANT...COTTLEVILLE...WELDON SPRING AND SPANISH
LAKE.
AT 925 AM CDT WINDS OF 70 MPH WERE REPORTED AT ST CHARLES AIRPORT.
THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS HAS A HISTORY OF DAMAGING WINDS...AND HAS
DOWNED NUMEROUS TREES AND POWER LINES. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN
THE INTERIOR PORTION OF A STURDY BUILDING...AND STAY AWAY FROM
WINDOWS!
:cuss: hey as long as I get the butty first
*kato runs to purchase strap on*
Originally posted by Curly Howard
SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ST LOUIS MO
933 AM CDT FRI JUL 18 2003
...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING CONTINUES FOR MADISON...ST. LOUIS
CITY...NORTHERN ST. LOUIS AND EASTERN ST. CHARLES COUNTIES UNTIL
1000 AM CDT...
AT 933 AM CDT...WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED SEVERE
THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM LAKE ST. LOUIS TO 2 MILES
WEST OF NEW DOUGLAS...MOVING SOUTH AT 20 MPH.
LOCATIONS NEAR THE PATH OF THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS INCLUDE...
ST. PETERS...ST. CHARLES...O'FALLON...DARDENNE PRAIRIE...HAZELWOOD...
HARVESTER...FLORISSANT...COTTLEVILLE...WELDON SPRING AND SPANISH
LAKE.
AT 925 AM CDT WINDS OF 70 MPH WERE REPORTED AT ST CHARLES AIRPORT.
THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS HAS A HISTORY OF DAMAGING WINDS...AND HAS
DOWNED NUMEROUS TREES AND POWER LINES. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN
THE INTERIOR PORTION OF A STURDY BUILDING...AND STAY AWAY FROM
WINDOWS!
be careful!
Curly Howard 07-18-2003, 11:08 AM careful is my middle name baby
Originally posted by Curly Howard
careful is my middle name baby
you told me your middle name was "manjina"
Curly Howard 07-18-2003, 11:11 AM SHHHhhh
Originally posted by Bzob
*Bzob lubes up for Kato*
*rubs hands... gets them ready to slap that ass*
Great and I was about to go eat lunch...........
Nice av Kato...grrrrrrrrrrrrr
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