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Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 03:39 PM
Now that we've established that you would take 2 dicks in the ass for money, let's haggle. Would you take just one in the ass in the restroom of Burgerking for $50? Tax free of course!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! !!!!!!!!1111111111########$$$$$$$%%%%%%%^^^^&&&***((()))___+++=====!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!

Big_Papa
07-17-2003, 03:42 PM
Bzob's ass would go from o to O

Bzob
07-17-2003, 03:46 PM
No only for a million or more, and i would have to clear that with Kato first

Mr. Beelzebub
07-17-2003, 03:47 PM
Bzob would do it for 20 bucks if Kato would tell him to

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
No only for a million or more, and i would have to clear that with Kato first

Oh come on Bzob! Lets not haggle over a few bucks! It's just your anus!! Besides $50 bucks is not too shabby!!! Go ask Kato if she approves!!!

Bzob
07-17-2003, 03:48 PM
no, only for 1,000,000 or more. Because Kato and I would beable to open a buisnes selling functional art or a restraunt

Bzob
07-17-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Oh come on Bzob! Lets not haggle over a few bucks! It's just your anus!! Besides $50 bucks is not too shabby!!! Go ask Kato if she approves!!!

anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?

Wushu
07-17-2003, 03:50 PM
For $1,000,000 I'd make Richard Simmon's ******* the size of a coke can

Bzob
07-17-2003, 03:50 PM
LMAO-

Nuno
07-17-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Bzob would do it for 20 bucks if Kato would tell him to

Allison
07-17-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?


tooth pic?



http://www.oup.co.uk/images/oxed/children/yoes/humans/tooth.jpg

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
anyway does it really count as an ass **** if i cant feel it "captain tooth pic" ?

Oh you'd feel my fury BIOTCH!!! OK, $60 but THAT IS MY FINAL OFFER!!! Think of all the cheap vodka or PBR's you could get with that!!!

Bzob
07-17-2003, 03:59 PM
1,000,000 or nothing

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
tooth pic?



http://www.oup.co.uk/images/oxed/children/yoes/humans/tooth.jpg


:?!: ....I don't get it......

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:01 PM
me neither, I was talking about his tiny peter

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:03 PM
He said tooth pic, like a tooth picture, and I'm sure he meant a toothpick, like you clean your teeth with.

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
me neither, I was talking about his tiny peter

DAMMIT!!! I was told it was a good size!!!! Anyway, what makes you think your ass is worth $1,000,0000? Would you take a personal check?

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:05 PM
Allison made me feel like this :-l

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:06 PM
Ok,OK. But if English was your first language, you would have laughed.

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:07 PM
I am not laughing

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
I am not laughing

I don't believe you.....

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:09 PM
now i am laughing

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Ok,OK. But if English was your first language, you would have laughed.

I came to this country when I was 5......all my schooling was here....I understand what you were trying to say, I'm just saying it was horribly corny................

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:14 PM
Fine,ok.

But still, its my job to annoy him.

I cant just let his grammatical errors go without notice. It isn't morally right. I would be able to sleep at night if I didn't correct him.

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
now i am laughing

Why? Explain yourself dammit!!!

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:15 PM
:- l

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Fine,ok.

But still, its my job to annoy him.

I cant just let his grammatical errors go without notice. It isn't morally right. I would be able to sleep at night if I didn't correct him.

Well, I'm glad I was here to let you know that was corny....We gotta look out for each other........

PS that comment about "if english was your 1st language" = *irish accent* LOOOOWWW, loooowww.....

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:24 PM
You have your location listed as Portugal!!

It had nothing to do with your grammar.

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:26 PM
Oh, I thought everyone knew I was from jersey...my bad....you're forgiven....

BTW That is the location where I was born and where my heart is.......I heart Viseu, Portugal.........

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:27 PM
I didnt know. I thought you lived there now..

Mr. Beelzebub
07-17-2003, 04:27 PM
Spanish is the first language here in Hudson County, NJ.

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 04:28 PM
Puerto ricanos!!!

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I didnt know. I thought you lived there now..

Don't say that.....it makes me feel so home sick.....I miss my country.....

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:30 PM
Portugal = does not miss Nunu

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Portugal = does not miss Nunu

*Kicks Bzob in the balls and runs*

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Bzob
Portugal = does not miss Nunu

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:34 PM
Why dont you go back?

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:36 PM
please refer to my last post

Bluecifer
07-17-2003, 04:36 PM
What the hell happened to my thread!? This is supposed to be about sodomizing BZOB for money!!!!!!

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Why dont you go back?

I wish...like I said, I came here when I was 5 so it would be really hard to try and start a life there now......maybe one day I'll return.......*daydreams of Portugal*

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:42 PM
Have you been back since?

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Have you been back since?

Ritually.....I try to go as often as monetarily possible.....lately I've been going every year.....Have you been to europe?

Mr. Beelzebub
07-17-2003, 04:47 PM
HIjackers

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:48 PM
*Bzob shakes his ass*

Allison
07-17-2003, 04:49 PM
Never. I've led a sheltered life. I'd liek to go when I finish school and can afford it in March,though.

Mr. Beelzebub
07-17-2003, 04:49 PM
*shows his Chorizo*

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
HIjackers

honestly though.....almost every thread gets hijacked.....sorry blue....at least BZob is trying to turn you on by shaking his ass for you.....

Bzob
07-17-2003, 04:50 PM
*whips out Penis.......THUMP!*

Mr. Beelzebub
07-17-2003, 04:51 PM
*moonwalks*

Nuno
07-17-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Never. I've led a sheltered life. I'd liek to go when I finish school and cant afford it in March,though.

You should take a tour...this way you can see alot of countries for less money.....Contiki.com I think it is......

Kato
07-18-2003, 10:57 AM
Jesus...Maria y Jose.... I am gone for one day and already he is putting his ass up for bids...no one touches the ass until I get it first ya hear!

Bzob
07-18-2003, 11:04 AM
LOL, I said i would run it by you first , at least before the half time show.

Example conversation:
Kato:why are we at the super bowl, you dont even watch that much foot ball.
Bzob:* pretends not to hear Kato*
Kato: Hey its the Half time show, I hear it is going to be great this year
Bzob: I got to go...be right back

Curly Howard
07-18-2003, 11:05 AM
SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ST LOUIS MO
933 AM CDT FRI JUL 18 2003

...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING CONTINUES FOR MADISON...ST. LOUIS
CITY...NORTHERN ST. LOUIS AND EASTERN ST. CHARLES COUNTIES UNTIL
1000 AM CDT...

AT 933 AM CDT...WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED SEVERE
THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM LAKE ST. LOUIS TO 2 MILES
WEST OF NEW DOUGLAS...MOVING SOUTH AT 20 MPH.

LOCATIONS NEAR THE PATH OF THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS INCLUDE...
ST. PETERS...ST. CHARLES...O'FALLON...DARDENNE PRAIRIE...HAZELWOOD...
HARVESTER...FLORISSANT...COTTLEVILLE...WELDON SPRING AND SPANISH
LAKE.

AT 925 AM CDT WINDS OF 70 MPH WERE REPORTED AT ST CHARLES AIRPORT.

THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS HAS A HISTORY OF DAMAGING WINDS...AND HAS
DOWNED NUMEROUS TREES AND POWER LINES. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN
THE INTERIOR PORTION OF A STURDY BUILDING...AND STAY AWAY FROM
WINDOWS!

Kato
07-18-2003, 11:06 AM
:cuss: hey as long as I get the butty first

*kato runs to purchase strap on*

Kato
07-18-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
SEVERE WEATHER STATEMENT
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE ST LOUIS MO
933 AM CDT FRI JUL 18 2003

...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING CONTINUES FOR MADISON...ST. LOUIS
CITY...NORTHERN ST. LOUIS AND EASTERN ST. CHARLES COUNTIES UNTIL
1000 AM CDT...

AT 933 AM CDT...WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED SEVERE
THUNDERSTORMS ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM LAKE ST. LOUIS TO 2 MILES
WEST OF NEW DOUGLAS...MOVING SOUTH AT 20 MPH.

LOCATIONS NEAR THE PATH OF THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS INCLUDE...
ST. PETERS...ST. CHARLES...O'FALLON...DARDENNE PRAIRIE...HAZELWOOD...
HARVESTER...FLORISSANT...COTTLEVILLE...WELDON SPRING AND SPANISH
LAKE.

AT 925 AM CDT WINDS OF 70 MPH WERE REPORTED AT ST CHARLES AIRPORT.

THESE SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS HAS A HISTORY OF DAMAGING WINDS...AND HAS
DOWNED NUMEROUS TREES AND POWER LINES. TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY IN
THE INTERIOR PORTION OF A STURDY BUILDING...AND STAY AWAY FROM
WINDOWS!

be careful!

Curly Howard
07-18-2003, 11:08 AM
careful is my middle name baby

Bzob
07-18-2003, 11:09 AM
*Bzob lubes up for Kato*

Bzob
07-18-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
careful is my middle name baby

you told me your middle name was "manjina"

Curly Howard
07-18-2003, 11:11 AM
SHHHhhh

Kato
07-18-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by Bzob
*Bzob lubes up for Kato*

*rubs hands... gets them ready to slap that ass*

Nuno
07-18-2003, 11:53 AM
Great and I was about to go eat lunch...........

Kato
07-18-2003, 12:39 PM
lol...sorry Nuno

Bzob
07-18-2003, 01:29 PM
Nice av Kato...grrrrrrrrrrrrr