Breast milk. I'm through with this whole ass fetish thing, I'm all about the breast milk now. When my girl was preggo, I'd pump her nips at night so I could have freshly squeezed boob juice with my Rice Crispies.

I masturbated once while watching my aunt breastfeed a baby. I don't think she's blood related to me.

She had big tits.

Well, I wasn't watching.

I watched then went and did it.

Have you ever tried smelling a 76 year old mans underwear beofre? It's quite intoxicating, yet arousing at the same time

No but once I jacked off while thinking about my grandma, just to see if I could get off. It was hard but I managed to do it.

no

When my girl was preggo, I'd pump her nips at night so I could have freshly squeezed boob juice with my Rice Crispies.

That is really.. really nasty.

Christ, this thread is horrible.

I drink from port-a-pottys using this...

http://www.janway.com/images/straw-crazy-a.jpg

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Christ, this thread is horrible.

Be nice!

Originally posted by Cesaro
No but once I jacked off while thinking about my grandma, just to see if I could get off. It was hard but I managed to do it.

Easily the worst thing I have ever read.

I remember the good ole days, when you could walk behind the laundromat and find numerous pairs of **** stained underwear. Nowadays, I have to purchase my freind's grandparent's soiled diapers.

I have masturbated to this pic on more than 1 occasion...

http://www.american-pictures.com/gallery/bolivia/Bolivia-1530a.jpg

i think the hardest thing for me to get off on to date is masturbating while surfing through ratemypoo.com

My dream girl would be about 5'7 125 lbs. with bad wiping habits and the longest ass hairs know to man. Long ass hair=dingleberries!

sounds good, but she wouldn't be a keeper unless she had IBS at its worst stage.

I shouldn't have read this thread before lunch......

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALMFAOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BEST THREAD EVA!!! I didn't know what to quote there was some good ****! I found like 3 sigs in here!

This thread is ****ing ill. Who masturbates to their frickin grandma? Jesus H Christmas.

My Dear God...

LOL!!!

I'VE MASTURBATED TO THIS ONCE OR TWICE...........











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Cesaro, I'm just curious, what's the first thought that crosses your mind when you wake up in the morning?

Ok, what the Christ? I've posted over 1,000 pictures on this god damn forum before.........why did ^^^^^^ happen?

I'm an idiot

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WORK DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would do almost anything to taste Kelly Osbourne's colon. SOmehting tells me she leaves streaks in the toilet

You're brutal.

I once stole the used tampon box from the women's restroom. It wasn't smelly enough for me

I'd rail Kelly Osbourne as well.