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In the room where my computer used to be the closet was full of old clothes and for some reason I would wipe off on them...my mom confronted me over it about 2 months later. I never thought about the crust that would form.

Hahahahahahahaha, who's note was that? I havnt been to IL sense they got rid of the fighting thing.....

I used to have a towel I hid underneath my bed.

I have 4 different shirts I use now. I've been using them for about a year, they smell up the room if i leave them out in the open so I have to keep them in a drawer.

spankerchiiif

LMAO that is the best!

I'd also use various pairs of boxers. Then, I would sneak them into the washer when no one was watching.

lmfao.....hahahahahahahahahaha

i posted this up late last night you copy cat

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i posted this up late last night you copy cat

Yeah, but no one likes you......that's why it wasn't a success.

I like you Vulger

thanks bzob

Originally posted by Bzob
I like you Vulger

You also like eating glue and crayons

I have not eaten crayons in weeks

I once sat up until 5 am making up songs about stroking my salami with a friend, while a girl(who either of us would have nailed in a heartbeat) slept in teh same room listening..but it didnt matter...well here is an addition to the strokemaster's greatest hits volume

Billy Joel's " piano man" remix to accomodate this forum

Harmonica playing......

Its 9 oclock on a saturday
my regular towel shuffles in
which girl to rub one off to is perplexing me
cause i drank too much tonic and gin

I think son, just build off of a memory
I'm not really sure, but she blows
and she's Bad and tastes sweet and her ***** i'd eat
once i had torn off that sluts clothes

la la la
la la la
la la
la la la .....la la

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

Now john at the store is a friend of mine
he gets me my socks for free
and he's quick with his stroke , any girl he would poke
But he's got like ten std's

he says bill i believe this is killing me
as a girl got up off of his face
well, im sure that i could be a **** star
if my dick werent such a disgrace.

la la la la la la
la la di de da da da

Now paul is a play boy novelist
I stuck it in the ass of his wife
and he's talkin with tanner,who also has rammed her
and probably will be for life

and the waitress is practicing "suckingdicks"
as the business men slowly get boned
yes their sharing an act called cunningulus
but its better than jerkin alone...

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

Its a pretty big boner for a saturday
and my sock seems to give me a smile
cause he knows ist not pee, that is coming from me
it'll dry, just give it a while

and i once rubbed one off at a carnival
and my cum smelled just like a beer
and i sit at the bar and rub em off pretty far
and think man i hope noone can hear

OHHHHH LA LA LA LA di de da da da

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

By Brian ( aka...BAP BAP BAP)

Originally posted by BAPBAPBAP
I once sat up until 5 am making up songs about stroking my salami with a friend, while a girl(who either of us would have nailed in a heartbeat) slept in teh same room listening..but it didnt matter...well here is an addition to the strokemaster's greatest hits volume

Billy Joel's " piano man" remix to accomodate this forum

Harmonica playing......

Its 9 oclock on a saturday
my regular towel shuffles in
which girl to rub one off to is perplexing me
cause i drank too much tonic and gin

I think son, just build off of a memory
I'm not really sure, but she blows
and she's Bad and tastes sweet and her ***** i'd eat
once i had torn off that sluts clothes

la la la
la la la
la la
la la la .....la la

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

Now john at the store is a friend of mine
he gets me my socks for free
and he's quick with his stroke , any girl he would poke
But he's got like ten std's

he says bill i believe this is killing me
as a girl got up off of his face
well, im sure that i could be a **** star
if my dick werent such a disgrace.

la la la la la la
la la di de da da da

Now paul is a play boy novelist
I stuck it in the ass of his wife
and he's talkin with tanner,who also has rammed her
and probably will be for life

and the waitress is practicing "suckingdicks"
as the business men slowly get boned
yes their sharing an act called cunningulus
but its better than jerkin alone...

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

Its a pretty big boner for a saturday
and my sock seems to give me a smile
cause he knows ist not pee, that is coming from me
it'll dry, just give it a while

and i once rubbed one off at a carnival
and my cum smelled just like a beer
and i sit at the bar and rub em off pretty far
and think man i hope noone can hear

OHHHHH LA LA LA LA di de da da da

Play with your dong, youre the masturbator man
play with your dong tonight
rub it to some rhythmic melody
your socks waiting, and its no longer white

By Brian ( aka...BAP BAP BAP)


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Oh amn who is that guy Hahahahahaha!!!!!

I wonder where Edouble got that pic from?

ttt

hahahah that guys song owned. somehow i missed this thread

That song should be grammy nominated

hahaha. yea, i came accross that name BAPBAPBAP and clicked on the profile and went to the last thread he posted on and read that song and almost shatted myself. good ****.