I always like to watch a bit of Big Brother around Duke Towers. In fact, I was gonna go into it when they did Celebrity Big Brother - I just would not be denied - but the producer said to me "you're not a celebrity, Duke, you're a cunt." Really hurt my feelings to be honest with you. :(

Anyway, I normally watch the entrance night with John Rawlings, and I buy in some Dandelion & Burdock and some jelly - we have a lovely time.

Whenever they take a long time going on or if they look a bit drunk and Davina's urging them in, good old John gets really excited. "They're saying they're okay to go on and enter the Big Brother house," he goes, "I'M NOT SURE THEY ARE, DUKE!"

Good old John. Afterwards we go to bed and I gently bring him off by hand, right down the pipe.

yeah i think i'll watch

Shut up Duke you cunt.

**** that, Duke

When is this starting?

I'd rather throw away me whisky and pennies than watch that mind numbing ****.

hell yeah im watching BB!! im pretty excited to be honest

dukey i love you my son, post more often

When is it starting?

When is it starting?
next Friday

next Friday

Thanks man.

It's with some surprise that I see in the papers that the launch night is tonight.. is that just introducing the contestants by video or actually sending them into the house?

I'll be honest, it's cut into mine and John Rawlings's social life a bit there... we normally go out and commit rape on Thursdays. ("They're saying she's okay to carry on being raped at knifepoint... I'M NOT SURE SHE IS, DUKE!")

I guess I'll have to leave the rape till Sunday.

Clever, if you did that raping on Saturday it'd clash with the opening ceremony of Euro 2008 and may cut into the Pavlik fight.

I'll be tuned in tonight for definite. Just like watching animals at the zoo.

It's with some surprise that I see in the papers that the launch night is tonight.. is that just introducing the contestants by video or actually sending them into the house?

I'll be honest, it's cut into mine and John Rawlings's social life a bit there... we normally go out and commit rape on Thursdays. ("They're saying she's okay to carry on being raped at knifepoint... I'M NOT SURE SHE IS, DUKE!")

I guess I'll have to leave the rape till Sunday.

Its the launch show so they show videos of the people going in and them going in. Nothing else apart from showing round the house etc.

Its the launch show so they show videos of the people going in and them going in. Nothing else apart from showing round the house etc.

Looks like Duke's on the rape again then.

Me and John Rawlings aren't too impressed so far, especially that gay one who reminds us of Brooklyn Bomber.

However, we do think that all of the girls are fit so far, including Sylvia, who reminds me of my sister. It wouldn't be the first time The Duke has kept it in the family way.

But what I like most of all is the fact that the shower and bath are see-through... you can't afford to stand around trying to look PRETTY... you've got to get your fanny out and try and CATCH THE JUDGE'S EYE.

no i would rather sleep with my mum

Even the blonde?

I wasn't overly impressed, but I looked down and John Rawlings got so excited he was bringing me off by hand - right down the pipe!

I've only seen her for 30 seconds, but already i have made a judgement that i want that fat trollop dead.

Attention seeking whore.

I noticed that she's from the same town as that bald headed jobless cunt The Anorak.

I was about to say that he's probably snogged her on a night out but then I remembered she hasn't got a pipe.

LMAO!

Whats that ****in pinoy slut like. :nonono:

I don't like fat people.

Sorry.

Cooooooookies. LOL!

http://sanseverything.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/cookie-monster3.jpg

Ping Pong and Vicki Pollard... I'll be honest. The Duke is gonna give this one a miss this year, kids.

I've got a busy year on and I can't be bothered with this "look at me, I'm zany"/"here's a gimmick and it's only day three" shenanigans.

It's crap, kids. :nonono:

I think you're right Duke, i'll side with your wisdom on this one.

I think i will be placing a swift tenner on the fat Pinay to win this one, should return a tidy profit.

LMAO!

Whats that ****in pinoy slut like. :nonono:

I want her out, that ****** and how harsh was it putting a blind guy in it :owned: Some fit ones to keep me interested so its not all bad.

al-Qaeda
Take note

I'll watch to see the see through shower and play with my pipe, but that's all.

Davina and her fat arse with her no tits since she lost the weight, going "they're getting MARRIED FOR REAL!"

I don't care love... you've been rubbish since series four. Trust me, you've got nuffinck left WHAT-SO-EVER.

I'll watch to see the see through shower and play with my pipe, but that's all.

Davina and her fat arse with her no tits since she lost the weight, going "they're getting MARRIED FOR REAL!"

I don't care love... you've been rubbish since series four. Trust me, you've got nuffinck left WHAT-SO-EVER.

Straight after she goes well no there not getting married, but er they think they are. Stupid *****.

I'll watch to see the see through shower and play with my pipe, but that's all.

Davina and her fat arse with her no tits since she lost the weight, going "they're getting MARRIED FOR REAL!"

I don't care love... you've been rubbish since series four. Trust me, you've got nuffinck left WHAT-SO-EVER.

She's gone John, she's absolute gone in there!.

I want her out, that ****** and how harsh was it putting a blind guy in it :owned: Some fit ones to keep me interested so its not all bad.



The Cheryl Tweedy lookalike better not be a *****, i look forward to see her for weeks.

Davina ......... i would

Chanelle. :luvbed:

She's gone John, she's absolute gone in there!.

Don't encourage The Duke, he's a right cunt IMO.

Cheryl Cole lookalike and the blonde bird...I WOULD!

the blonde ***** who was in pop stars is quite fit, oouuu i do say.

I hate teh Somalian and that Mohammed guy plus that girl from Sierra Leone.

Go on Big Brother in your own ****ing countries!!!


hey Nazfan. Whats up

I'm refusing to watch it, unless I hear of a gang rape or white rice

****ing hate the show but will probably end up watching it.

Chunk you are a Pats fan and Lakers fan do you just glory hunt American sports teams?

Chunk you are a Pats fan and Lakers fan do you just glory hunt American sports teams?

Am just a glory hunting bandwagon jumping scum!

Plus Kobe is my favorite basketball player

I hate teh Somalian and that Mohammed guy plus that girl from Sierra Leone.

Go on Big Brother in your own ****ing countries!!!


hey Nazfan. Whats up

I lol'd when the black contestants got booed.

Hello there Mickey Barret Im good thanks how about you chum?

If i ever meet someone that likes big brother i am gonna poke there eyes out.

There were a few people on there tho i could quite easily stab.

Bomb the ****ing place.

I'll be tuned in, even if they are all losers.

That geezer who claimed to play for man u and wigan looks like he'll be funny.

I think this big brother has potential to be quite good. It won't reach the heights of big brother 5, but should have plenty of incident. So far my favourite is that little northern chap who acts like a grandad while I think that Thai "thing" is going to annoy the hell out of me. Plenty of ***** to keep me watching anyway.

The blind geezer looks like Alexander Hleb!

That albino cracks me up.

I lol'd when the black contestants got booed.

Hello there Mickey Barret Im good thanks how about you chum?

hahaha

I'm alright mate, you've been missed. I like the fact every 10 minutes you drop a quick jab at American Servicemen. NOthing is better than pronouncing your love for Allah and that Yank soldiers are **** for getting them points in the bank. haha.

Stupid Yankkeeeees

i am gonna be stalking all those who watch big brother.

I'm rooting for the Albino as he seems all white.

I'm rooting for the Albino as he seems all white.

I'll get your coat, shall i?

lol, that j.eggin ***** got gooed.

I'm rooting for the Albino as he seems all white.

**** me he looks like frankenstein. Is he a yank?

**** me he looks like frankenstein. Is he a yank?

Hes from Ipswich but lives in America.

Hopefully Alqieda are watching and decide BB is a meaningless show and decide to bomb the house with the housemates inside.

He thinks he's black, lol.

Oh the irony.

He thinks he's black, lol.

Oh the irony.

lol wtf is up with the cookie monster hahaha

Hopefully Alqieda are watching and decide BB is a meaningless show and decide to bomb the house with the housemates inside.

lets hope the worst show on TV if you ask me.

To be honest, kids, I'm having second thoughts now.

If I'm in, I might give it a look. After all, I can imagine that hot blonde one being in the see-through shower - while she has a conversation with Rachael, who's slyly eyeing her boobs - and it'll be time for The Duke to have some personal space, if you get my meaning.

That one from Coventry, though, I'd like to see that gobby cow take one right down the pipe - I JUST WILL NOT BE DENIED!

Mikey 5-1 on www.bet365.com

Amazingly they've got Ting Tong as favourite - wtf?

****ing Mohammed representing the muslim community is utterly disgusting he drinks, he swears and hes BLACK! My cousin aisha applied but they didnt let her in cos she said she wasnt allowed to have cameras filming her WTF is channel 4's problem give a muslim woman the respect she deserves by not filming her.

This country just doesnt respect us.

PS I would shag the brains out of that blonde bird w00t w00t!

Mikey 5-1 on www.bet365.com

Amazingly they've got Ting Tong as favourite - wtf?

Funny that I was watching some hentai anime **** yesterday and the voice reminded me of the thai cunt and because of that i couldnt jizz.

****ing Mohammed representing the muslim community is utterly disgusting he drinks, he swears and hes BLACK! My cousin aisha applied but they didnt let her in cos she said she wasnt allowed to have cameras filming her WTF is channel 4's problem give a muslim woman the respect she deserves by not filming her.

Oh Christ... now I KNOW this is an alt :lol1:

I gotta be honest, kids - I'm starting to get hooked on this one.

Fit women, arguments, interesting developments - this could be the best series since series six. It could one of the biggest shocks in Brit... er..... WORLD BIG BROTHER!

Did you kids see it last night?

This big fat slag with a tashe from Coventry walks around with her tits out... I thought "what's Anorak's mum doing on there?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9e5P57MDZM

Christ, Duke, you're such a prick it's unreal.

Here's two of the Negron girls losing their tempers from last night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHc2zwGhs90

They're obviously stupid cunts just like you. **** off Duke. Seriously.

anybody who thinks the blonde girl is fit is obviously gay

she looks like a troll without her make-up on.... not my kind of sort

my favourite is mario, i think he seems like a cool guy and he stands up to the black girls who, shock horror, have attitude problems

Big brother's got nothing left, its absolutely gone in there, its punched itself out.

They need some new ideas and fast, these 2 black women are just simply awful. Just some downright nasty people in there, and some downright fake ass-kissers in there.

A blind man?, what next a one-legged-Welsh-dwarf with a lisp?.

Get it sorted.

A blind man?, what next a one-legged-Welsh-dwarf with a lisp?.

Get it sorted.

Wel they have a partially sighted american albino. Maybe the hopping welsh lisp is hidden in a secret room.


That ****in Alex is a cunt. Such a utter cunt.
init

I'm rating this series already. Easily better than the last two.

I think Alex is gonna stay a bit longer than people think. I can't see the house being that interesting without her there.

It's too early to judge how good it's gonna be this year, hopefully they'll have some double evictions to reduce numbers. Too many people in there at the minute.

10K in points says Alex is evicted the following Friday (ie. next week).

Under one proviso: that housemates are allowed to nominate normally, there's no bull**** "gimmick" like this week to circumvent the nomination process.

I'm a points pauper mate so I can't bet u. It's unlikely BB won't pull a trick to keep her in the house though realistically.

I've only seen the launch show this year. Sounds like I have missed some golden TV. I'll make sure I catch it tonight.

That's one less reason to watch... I loved playing with my pipe while Stephanie was on - I just would not be denied!

It's a farce this year, get that ****ing Paul Burell look-alike out of there.

A lesser second week, as most of these kids are just standing around trying to look pretty. That's no good - YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH THE JUDGE'S EYE!

i heard Steph was being brought back into the house and Alex was being axed according to one of the newspapers anyway dont know wether it is true or not watch this space

REMEMBER I TOLD U :banana:

Alex got booted out yesterday! I can't help but think it's a fix so she didn't have to run the gauntlet on Friday.

apparently there were death threats against her....

dont get me wrong, i hate the stupid cunt. But who takes it so seriously that they actually want to physically hurt someone??!! haha cracks me up

apparently there were death threats against her....

dont get me wrong, i hate the stupid cunt. But who takes it so seriously that they actually want to physically hurt someone??!! haha cracks me up
I agree, it's a game show FFS! lol.

They always get the worst people from any group and lump them in the house. Every homo is a mincer and most of the black people they seem to bring in these days have attitude problems!

I agree, it's a game show FFS! lol.

They always get the worst people from any group and lump them in the house. Every homo is a mincer and most of the black people they seem to bring in these days have attitude problems!
agreed, the best big brothers have been the ones where theres been less freak shows and more down to earth, normal people

i dont know why people seem to love watching these idiots. I would love to be in the house with alex though, i'd put her firmly in her place. I dont know why the men let her talk to them that way, ****ing grow a pair and show her up for the thick, hypocritical slag that she is

agreed, the best big brothers have been the ones where theres been less freak shows and more down to earth, normal people

i dont know why people seem to love watching these idiots. I would love to be in the house with alex though, i'd put her firmly in her place. I dont know why the men let her talk to them that way, ****ing grow a pair and show her up for the thick, hypocritical slag that she is
it's like watching animals in a zoo. I have to admit I'll be tuned in this year.

Alex said she'd get gangster mates on the other housemates apparently, kids.

Alex said she'd get gangster mates on the other housemates apparently, kids.
she later said she was joking! Deary me! she is a complete tool

agreed, the best big brothers have been the ones where theres been less freak shows and more down to earth, normal people

i dont know why people seem to love watching these idiots. I would love to be in the house with alex though, i'd put her firmly in her place. I dont know why the men let her talk to them that way, ****ing grow a pair and show her up for the thick, hypocritical slag that she is

i agree these bunch freaks in the house are not worth watching

the best BB as u said are the ones with normal people in the house that actually have some character and are able to make u laugh ,these clowns dont make me laugh they are just freaks

i will conitnue to watch it though probably

i dont know if you remember, but my fave big bro was the one where there was a geezer called dean from birmingham, a mixed race bloke. It may have been jades year, not sure....

but anyways it had normal people who weren't freaks and the banta was much better

Alex said she'd get gangster mates on the other housemates apparently, kids.

I heard it was something along the lines of "Dont get cheeky with me, my gang will punish you when you get out!"

****ing silly ni99a *****.

i dont know if you remember, but my fave big bro was the one where there was a geezer called dean from birmingham, a mixed race bloke. It may have been jades year, not sure....

but anyways it had normal people who weren't freaks and the banta was much better

The best was the first one, when Craig won it.

That was just a series with normal people doing normal things, none of this **** they do these days.

Was the most entertaining by far IMO.

i dont know if you remember, but my fave big bro was the one where there was a geezer called dean from birmingham, a mixed race bloke. It may have been jades year, not sure....

but anyways it had normal people who weren't freaks and the banta was much better

i remember a geezer from Birmingham called PJ he was quite cool

i think Kate Lawlor was in the one im talking about ,she was hot man

Im not sure which one u are referring to i aint seen that many though TBH


http://www.celebritysexypictures.com/v/Kate+Lawler/

Dean was in the same year Brian Dowling won it. I remember Bubble and Dean made a song for the World Cup.

Sad I know!!! :(

lol, just watched that darkie getting kicked out.

that was funny, they should've held a gun to her head and see what she did.

I gotta be honest, kids, I've only watched this intermittently round Duke Towers since Alex got kicked out... me and John Rawling had a delivery of jelly and that grabbed our attention more.

This Luke kid though... that kid's jumping from one group to another LIKE A JACK IN THE BOX! I'd like to drag that kid and his many faces into deep waters - AND DROWN HIM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWCuC-_QYzw&feature=related

mikey to win it.

I thought his stand up was like 10 seconds long for ****s sake, they cut it all out.

Did you know that Pamela Anderson is going into the Big Brother house. But not the UK Big Brother house the Australian Big Brother house.

Did you know that Pamela Anderson is going into the Big Brother house. But not the UK Big Brother house the Australian Big Brother house.

:hitit: :luvbed:

I'm enjoying this series, kids.

I'm enjoying this series, kids.

Shut it Duke you midget, or you'll be takin one down the pipe. I just will not be denied.

me too. apart from some of the *****es who keep on moaning its been very entertaining as of late. i want mo to win. he`ll have a nice life before he dies of aids from dennis the *** if he wins.

Shut it Duke you midget, or you'll be takin one down the pipe. I just will not be denied.

Jambo, you're starting to look a l'il bit sorry for yourself, kid.

What's going on, kids? I've kind of lost track... they all hate the new fat ***** "Bulima Bulima Bulima", is that it?

I have stated in a previous thread that i thought the aussie bird was '****ing hot'. I would like to retract that statement immedietly. She is a annoying slut, and if i were Mickey id grope the ever loving **** out of her.

They should put Shilpa back in with the average group of white girls.

That australian sheep-shagger bird has got a nose like W C fields

I'm getting a little tired of it tbh.

And aren't they stitching Mario up this week? All they're showing is him being a cunt and nothing of that gobby *****.

If Albino dont win it
I'll eat my hat

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/djunk.gif

http://www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/djunk.gif

LOL

genius

I see that double pack of cunts have gone now.

What pissed me off about that Rebecca is the way she'd always "represent".

If you asked people today who the most famous person from Coventry was their answer would be........


I don't want a slag like that representing.

Only if they show me Shilpa's Popadums.

Christ, you could well be the worst poster on here.

Christ, you could well be the worst poster on here.

Fo ****s sake Duke.
That cunt is ****e but the worst?
Next ou will be telling me that wee cunt has been exposed.

**** off Phil you are a poor mans Benny Doon

Anyone know what area of Coventry Bex comes from?

I heard that cunt Anorak say he came from Wood End. :owned:

Did you kids see Mohammed take that bogie RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE?

It made me puke up... I had NUFFINCK LEFT.

Anyone still watching? I've lost interest a bit but I'll watch the final, kids.