Well im not really going anywhere, Ill still be here ... Toddling my mini hero.

Any inspiring posts to keep me going are welcomed ... Wish me luck.

if you can shoot yourself in the eye i'll donate 5k.... but i want video evidence

BBC News Reader, Huw Edwards
Naked, Doggy Position

if you can shoot yourself in the eye i'll donate 5k.... but i want video evidence

Do i get 10k if i can spadunk on my own anus?

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Do i get 10k if i can spadunk on my own anus?
not only do you get 10k but you also get a lollipop and a round of applause

not only do you get 10k but you also get a lollipop and a round of applause

I finished, Power wank style.

I finished, Power wank style.
good lad proud of ya

This is an Emotional moment :luvbed:
No, it does'nt bring a tear to my eye

This is an Emotional moment :luvbed:
No, it does'nt bring a tear to my eye

Brought a tear to mine ... A thick white one ... I need to stop wanking sat down.

Are you a shooter or dribbler?

Have one for me. I'm stuck in work :(

Are you a shooter or dribbler?
im a dribbler normally, ****ing disappointment

i've always wanted to humiliate a bird by shooting straight in her eye

Are you a shooter or dribbler?

My first few wanks, I'm a sniper ... After that, I'm like a baby with a muller rice.

Have one for me. I'm stuck in work :(

Ill do it for you, sexual.

My first few wanks, I'm a sniper ... After that, I'm like a baby with a muller rice.



Ill do it for you, sexual.

Best way to put it
:kiss:

I shoot a tiny bit then dribble the rest :nonono:

I shoot a tiny bit then dribble the rest :nonono:

Do 3 rounds on a heavy bag, Then have a wank ... SKEET SKEEEET!

Do 3 rounds on a heavy bag, Then have a wank ... SKEET SKEEEET!

I'd find that easy, but i'm a sexual athlete.

No kidding, i probably wouldn't even feel the burn - you'd just have to sit there and witness the fitness.

I'd find that easy, but i'm a sexual athlete.

No kidding, i probably wouldn't even feel the burn - you'd just have to sit there and witness the fitness.

It just builds up the testosterone and shoots it out like an angry SWAT sniper.

My first few wanks, I'm a sniper ... After that, I'm like a baby with a muller rice.

Ill do it for you, sexual.

Hahahahaha!! Absolutely pissed myself then!

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My first few wanks, I'm a sniper ... After that, I'm like a baby with a muller rice.


Ill do it for you, sexual.


Classic Azza

Wanking brings back bad memories of me mum walking into my bedroom unannounced and catching me having a J Arthur when i was 12.

Wanking brings back bad memories of me mum walking into my bedroom unannounced and catching me having a J Arthur when i was 12.

Hahahaha gutted.

Was she impressed by your mighty girth though? That's what I REALLY want to know...

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lol

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Hahahaha gutted.

Was she impressed by your mighty girth though? That's what I REALLY want to know...

I dunno, i was too busy trying to jump out of the window!