Because them bastard sheep are ****ing hard to catch. I thought you'd all say something similar to that so I saved you all the trouble.

But seriously. If you were in my shoes would you:

a) Continue to chase the girl playing hard to get who, btw, is fit as **** in the hope of shagging her?

Or

b) Do you go for the girl who's not as fit but with her a shag is virtually in the bag?

Or

c) Do a Tuggers and shag em both?

It's a ****ing poser alright.

Edit - Wtf happened to the thread title? I probably didn't press shift quickly enough but now it won't let me edit the title.

Reply cunts. That opening joke was a killer.

Reply cunts. That opening joke was a killer.

If you can't laugh at yourself...

Do a Tuggs obviously.

I live by one motto in my life.

WWTD

What Would Tuggers Do?