From despicable cunts to sexy bum boys.

Politicians.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
The Welsh.
The gingers.
The Gallaghers.
The fat yanks.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The 66 world cup winning team.
Alcoholics.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).




Lets 'ave it you slags!

SEXY BUM BOYS


The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders)
The 66 world cup winning team.
The cast of Eastenders.
The Gallaghers.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The gingers.
The Welsh.
Alcoholics.
Politicians
The fat yanks.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.


CUNTS

The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders)
The 66 world cup winning team.
The cast of Eastenders.
The Gallaghers.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The gingers.
The Welsh.
Alcoholics.
Politicians
The fat yanks.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.


For your safety.. i pray you have your list the wrong way up

For your safety.. i pray you have your list the wrong way up

lol my bad,

Hoff I see you're one of the judges on America's got talent.
I bet you'll just let all the sexy young bum boys through, anyone who tends to your trousersnake surely holds an unfair advantage.

****in ell Mr Green, you've got the gingers up at number 7 and alkies down at number 9. What the j.eggin is wrong with you son?

Hoff I see you're one of the judges on America's got talent.
I bet you'll just let all the sexy young bum boys through, anyone who tends to your trousersnake surely holds an unfair advantage.

Slip me a pint, a burger and a trousersnake and I'm yours. That's what I tell em.

Politicians.
The Polish.
The fat yanks
J.eggins.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The gingers.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Welsh.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

Politicians.
The Polish.
The fat yanks
J.eggins.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The gingers.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Welsh.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

what's with the welsh in the top three??

****in ell Mr Green, you've got the gingers up at number 7 and alkies down at number 9. What the j.eggin is wrong with you son?

I was thinking lindsey lohan at the time but then agen she is an alkie.

what's with the welsh in the top three??

charlotte church and duffy are the only semi sexy things to come from wales.

azza lad post some off dem polish birds in ere.

Politicians.
The Polish.
The fat yanks
J.eggins.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The gingers.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Welsh.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

What the sodding hell is that? Which way up is it son? Are the trotters the cunts or the sexy bum boys there? Whichever it is you've either got the welsh in at number 3 or the fat yanks in at number 3. That's wrong, whichever bastard way it is.

Also, the gingers aren't a mid table team, they're dead certs for relegation.

Cunts

Politicians.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
Alcoholics.
The fat yanks.
The Polish.
The cast of Eastenders.
J.eggins.
The Welsh.
The gingers.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The 66 world cup winning team.

Bum boys.

Cunts

Politicians.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
Alcoholics.
The fat yanks.
The Polish.
The cast of Eastenders.
J.eggins.
The Welsh.
The gingers.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The 66 world cup winning team.

Bum boys.

This is wrong too.

It's ****in hard Hoff what's the answer son??

charlotte church and duffy are the only semi sexy things to come from wales.

Catherine Zeta Jones!

Catherine Zeta Jones!

What about Tom Jones??

This is wrong too.

It's ****in hard Hoff what's the answer son??

That is dead ****ing wrong. The gingers in at number 4 and the welsh in at number 5?!?! War for 94, I hope your trousersnake remains limp for months. You don't deserve an upright beef bayonet for that son. As Lucinda from the apprentice would say - "naughty, naughty, naughty".

The correct order shall be revealed shortly, though you should all punch yourself in the testicles for not knowing which position each of them should be in.

That is dead ****ing wrong. The gingers in at number 4 and the welsh in at number 5?!?! War for 94, I hope your trousersnake remains limp for months. You don't deserve an upright beef bayonet for that son. As Lucinda from the apprentice would say - "naughty, naughty, naughty".

The correct order shall be revealed shortly, though you should all punch yourself in the testicles for not knowing which position each of them should be in.

I'm rubbing my trousersnake up and down a cheese grater as we speak.

I'll always have time for the polish.

http://tgp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/met-art_mw_63_18.jpg

I'm rubbing my trousersnake up and down a cheese grater as we speak.

Don't stop until I tell you that you can.

You did right to acknowledge your sinful ways.

Gingers have never really pissed me off, and the Welsh are just too insignificant to worry about, but Catherine Zeta Jones is their one saviour.

Alan forgive me, please can i stop soon as i only started with half a stump. It got chopped in a nasty mutual masturbation incident with Stephen Fry.

Here we go:

The gingers.
Politicians.
The fat yanks.
The Welsh.
J.eggins.
The Polish.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

Alcoholics are scum. Organise another holocaust just for those cunts.

Ok if we're going cunts from the top...

The gingers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The fat yanks.
Politicians.
The Welsh.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The 66 world cup winning team.

How's that look??

From despicable cunts to sexy bum boys.

Politicians. - 2
The Polish. - 5
J.eggins.c - 7
The cast of Eastenders. - 5
The Welsh. - 3
The gingers. - 1
The Gallaghers. - NUMERO UNO+ infinity
The fat yanks. - 6 ( If it wasn't for Kayjay, they'd be number 1 )
Man Utd (red scum) fans. - 4
The 66 world cup winning team. - 8
Alcoholics. 10
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders). - 9

1 = despicable cunt.



Lets 'ave it you slags!

...............................

Gingers have never really pissed me off, and the Welsh are just too insignificant to worry about, but Catherine Zeta Jones is their one saviour.
Son, where have you been? Gingers are out there annoying people everyday. You've either been incredibly lucky, or the gingers round your area are in hiding, thus limiting your interaction with the despicable cunts.
Alan forgive me, please can i stop soon as i only started with half a stump. It got chopped in a nasty mutual masturbation incident with Stephen Fry.
I thought you was gonna say Edward Scissorhands then.

Ok, you can stop now, but step over the line again and you're liable to lose your trousersnake completely.

You have been warned.

Ok if we're going cunts from the top...

The gingers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The fat yanks.
Politicians.
The Welsh.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The 66 world cup winning team.

How's that look??

It looks ghey. Politicians should be the biggest cunts. There's no other bunch of cunts like them.

It looks ghey. Politicians should be the biggest cunts. There's no other bunch of cunts like them.

They are good for entertainment value.

Look at Prescott, what a fella.

Here we go:

The gingers.
Politicians.
The fat yanks.
The Welsh.
J.eggins.
The Polish.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

Good attempt there fellow bum boy, but, predictably, you have the red scum fans way too ****ing high. Nice try though.

Ok if we're going cunts from the top...

The gingers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The fat yanks.
Politicians.
The Welsh.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The 66 world cup winning team.

How's that look??

You're getting there. In fact that is a decent attempt.

Check mine, Hoff.

They are good for entertainment value.

Look at Prescott, what a fella.

And for the last 10+ years they've done a great job in taking this country to pieces. On a serious note, they all deserve some old school Elizabethan era punishment.

Check mine, Hoff.

Laddie, you're my bum boy soul mate so you are. That is pretty much how I would have it. I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Laddie, you're my bum boy soul mate so you are. That is pretty much how I would have it. I knew you wouldn't let me down.

****!!!!

What does laddie win??

The Welsh.
The gingers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The fat yanks.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
Politicians.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).

****!!!!

What does laddie win??

Some how's yer father.

Laddie, come take your prize :moon:

Some how's yer father.

Laddie, come take your prize :moon:

You lucky sod.

Can we play again tomorrow?

The Welsh.
The gingers.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The fat yanks.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
Politicians.
The cast of Eastenders.
Alcoholics.
The Gallaghers.
The 66 world cup winning team.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
A creditable attempt.

Pat yourself on the trousersnake.

You lucky sod.

Can we play again tomorrow?

We can play again some time, but you best step up to the plate. You haven't covered yourself in bum boy glory this time.

A creditable attempt.

Pat yourself on the trousersnake.

I can do better then that. My palms are too hairy to hide.

I can do better then that. My palms are too hairy to hide.

That's the spirit Chunky :luvbed:

That's the spirit Chunky :luvbed:

I look forward to the next game, I'm gonna swat up and everything.
I must win that top prize, as Alan is my witness I will win the hoffs slippery wang for the evening.

I look forward to the next game, I'm gonna swat up and everything.
I must win that top prize, as Alan is my witness I will win the hoffs slippery wang for the evening.

You're Brighton alright!

You're Brighton alright!

Don't be jealous, there's enough to go round chunk.

Cunts

The 66 world cup winning team.
Alcoholics.
Politicians.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The cast of Eastenders.
J.eggins.
The fat yanks.
The Gallaghers.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).
The Welsh.
The Polish.
The gingers.

To be honest... i like all those things...

except for dastardly j.eggins!

I'm a 1/4 Polish myself...also, the Polish birds over here are ALWAYS atleast a 7/10.

Easy.

The 66 world cup winning team.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders)
The Gallaghers.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
The Welsh.
Alcoholics.
Politicians.
The fat yanks.
The Polish.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The gingers.

From despicable cunts to sexy bum boys.

Politicians.
The Polish.
J.eggins.
The cast of Eastenders.
The Welsh.
The gingers.
The Gallaghers.
The fat yanks.
Man Utd (red scum) fans.
The 66 world cup winning team.
Alcoholics.
The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders).


Lets 'ave it you slags!

Despicable Cunts...

11. The Gingers
10. The Politicians
9. The Welsh (Even though my missus is Welsh, what was I thinking:nonono:)
8. The cast of EastEnders
7. The Man Utd (red scum) fans
6. The Polish
5. The ******s
4. The Fat Yanks
3. The 66 World Cup winning team
2. The Trotters (Del Boy and Rodders)
1. Alcholics

Sexy Bum Boys


I've not rated the Gallaghers as I'm not sure which ones you are on about.
If it's them Bum Boys from Oasis then they go in at no.4, but if it's the Gallaghers from Shameless then joint no.1.

What do you reckon Hoff?

great stuff again hoff, you never fail to impress me

1) the trotters

BIG GAP

2) 66 world cup team
3) Alcoholics
4) the gallaghers
5) the welsh (D_HOOK, peroxide)
6) gingers (peroxide)
7) eastenders cast (well-hard)
8) Fat yanks (kayjay)
9) J eggins (who is this ****er??)
10) man united fans
11) politicians (**** off and die gordon brown)
12) polish (too pale for my liking)

it appears i did mine in the wrong order....however you catch my drift im sure

what's with the welsh in the top three??

I've only had good experiences with welsh folk
:luvbed:

You know..
Sheep Orgy's

You know..
Sheep Orgy's

Nowt wrong with a sheep orgy.