They're all ****ing ****. I'd kick all of em in the cunt just before I pushed em out the bleeding boardroom...only they'd be exiting the boardroom via the window. Splatter you worthless slags, splatter. If the boardroom is on the first floor I'd be right bastard disappointed. I want them falling from at least the 25th floor.

Cunts, cunts, cunts.

Did I say they were cunts. Well they ****ing are.

Cunts.

I would'nt dish my love juice out to any of them

I would'nt dish my love juice out to any of them

They don't even deserve a session with Smokin and his twizzle dick, that's how **** they are.

I had that posh lad winning it, but he ****ed up
The great Sir Alan should call all of them into the boardroom, and put a 9mm round through each of their skulls

He might need a bigger gun to take down that Claire.. maybe a 44. Magnum

I had that posh lad winning it, but he ****ed up
The great Sir Alan should call all of them into the boardroom, and put a 9mm round through each of their skulls

I missed it, who got booted?

I missed it, who got booted?

Michael lad
Completely ****ed it up
Not even his usual rubbing of Sir alans trousersnake got him out of it, this time

I had that posh lad winning it, but he ****ed up
The great Sir Alan should call all of them into the boardroom, and put a 9mm round through each of their skulls

Raith or whatever his ****ing name was? He was me favourite. At least the fella had morals.

How many times did Alan say he was a young man? Yer can be a cunt at any age, so yer can.
I bleedin miss Raith, a true bum boy.

Michael lad
Completely ****ed it up
Not even his usual rubbing of Sir alans trousersnake got him out of it, this time

That Jewish cunt should have gone weeks ago.

He didn't even know what kosher is, didn't he ever watch Only fools and horses.

A Tribute to the Late, Great Raef

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/people/big_RaefBjayou.jpg

:grouphug::luvbed::kiss:

How many times did Alan say he was a young man? Yer can be a cunt at any age, so yer can.
I bleedin miss Raith, a true bum boy.

Aye, Raith was a man of substance with a sodding fine barnet. I know the fella prefered using words as tools, but if he ever gets bored of words he can play with my tool any day. I was dead proud of the posh ponce when he stuck up for Sara.

They are all cunts ... especailly the fatty bingo wings Claire.

Wanted Raef to win it but Sir Alan made the ridiculos decision to fire him last week.

A Tribute to the Late, Great Raef

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/people/big_RaefBjayou.jpg



hahaha that guy is a real man :hail:

such a legend

Sir Alan has been **** this season. Raef was by far the best candidate. I see Lee and Claire being the last ones in it, hopefully with Lee winning.

Sir Alan has been **** this season. Raef was by far the best candidate. I see Lee and Claire being the last ones in it, hopefully with Lee winning.

Great minds think alike, son

Lee's ****ing backwards terradactil or whatever the cunt it is will seriously be the undoing of him. I wouldn't employ any cunt who does that in public.

Lee's ****ing backwards terradactil or whatever the cunt it is will seriously be the undoing of him. I wouldn't employ any cunt who does that in public.

That Lee is a cunt and no mistake. All the blokes on it this year were right poofs, except Raef.
Maybe we should get Reedickyaluss to make a sig of Raef for the limey bum boys to cheer us up.

Lee's ****ing backwards terradactil or whatever the cunt it is will seriously be the undoing of him. I wouldn't employ any cunt who does that in public.

The interview stage is an odd process. I'm hoping that the interviewer will see it, assume that he has some kind of mental retardation and be incredibly impressed at how well he's managed to do in spite of it.

In fairness, its testament to Lee how well he's managed to maintain the insane outbursts he has had in the car/out in the field, when in a boardroom or business environment. A supposed more civilised and debonaire modern-man like Alex couldnt contain his impish smile when SAS was congratulating them in the boardroom today, whereas Lee sat stone-faced.

That Lee is a cunt and no mistake. All the blokes on it this year were right poofs, except Raef.
Maybe we should get Reedickyaluss to make a sig of Raef for the limey bum boys to cheer us up.

I think we should all get our barnet cut to look like Raef. It's the right thing to do.

I think we should all get our barnet cut to look like Raef. It's the right thing to do.

If you were capable of donning a do like Raef, you'd already have one.

If you were capable of donning a do like Raef, you'd already have one.

That's true, you've gotta be some man to pull that off. I just don't think i've got the substance to be honest.

Helen should have gone this week she did **** all and got away with it? Alex should win it hes the best out of a bad bunch.

If you were capable of donning a do like Raef, you'd already have one.

I swear to Alan, i'm gonna grow me barnet a bit then style it just like Raef's, and then post a picture. I'm capable so I am, I've got untapped potential and I know I can do it, I've just gotta get my barnet to perform at 110%.

You'll never get the shine man. You'll have to take some kind of performance enhancing hair drugs. You might get the style, but never the STYLE.

Aye, Raith was a man of substance with a sodding fine barnet. I know the fella prefered using words as tools, but if he ever gets bored of words he can play with my tool any day. I was dead proud of the posh ponce when he stuck up for Sara.

He's a bum boy yer could set yer pocket watch to. And aye, his compassion for Sara struck a cord in my somewhat cold heart.
I bet he's a scotch drinker.

You'll never get the shine man. You'll have to take some kind of performance enhancing hair drugs. You might get the style, but never the STYLE.
I've got them Balco cunts on the case as we speak. The drugs testers will never catch me. My hairstyle world records will never be erased from the history books in some sleazy drugs scandal, oh no. My barnet is above the law.
He's a bum boy yer could set yer pocket watch to. And aye, his compassion for Sara struck a cord in my somewhat cold heart.
I bet he's a scotch drinker.
I'd drink a scotch with him... and let him direct me in a dirty movie. The creative sexy bum boy.

I've got them Balco cunts on the case as we speak. The drugs testers will never catch me. My hairstyle world records will never be erased from the history books in some sleazy drugs scandal, oh no. My barnet is above the law.

I'd drink a scotch with him... and let him direct me in a dirty movie. The creative sexy bum boy.

I might go into direct competition with you in a hair war.

I know people Hoff, nasty people who wouldn't think twice about coming at you from behind with a comb and flattening your precious hair.

I might go into direct competition with you in a hair war.

I know people Hoff, nasty people who wouldn't think twice about coming at you from behind with a comb and flattening your precious hair.

A comb? My boys come armed with clippers.

Watch your back son.

Let's stop this hatred, Raef wouldn't want it. Let's get Raef round and all play come on this biscuit.
I hope i'm last to shoot, I bet his salty sex juice is just divine on a rich tea.

Anyway, wtf isn't it normally on, on Wednesday

Let's stop this hatred, Raef wouldn't want it. Let's get Raef round and all play come on this biscuit.
I hope i'm last to shoot, I bet his salty sex juice is just divine on a rich tea.

I'd spread it on a cucumber sandwich.

I'd spread it on a cucumber sandwich.

Great choice, the flavours should complement each other.

I had Raef to win pure genious. Sir Alan chats some ****; Raef? Not much substance behind his big words, load of hot air bollocks mate.

And his little love affair with fellow Jew boy was a load of bollocks; his inituition , ****ing idiot. He should have been sacked at leats last week for lying about his contribution to Raef's project, and many times before that.

Lucinda to go next week, she's a div.

There were no real 'office sluts' this series. Although i was sad to see the irish bird go.

There were no real 'office sluts' this series. Although i was sad to see the irish bird go.

Aye she was alright til they did a close up of her boat.