I know Blue has a crazy answer...as for me, I think it was 60$ maybe less...I dont try to spent to much...How about you?

$0.00

my friend paid for everything because i refuse

i understand that...

about $1000.00

I think $160.00, me and my girl had broken up and I needed womanly love, even if it was fake.............

Originally posted by Carlao
about $1000.00 HOLY ****!!!


Did you ****!!!???

Originally posted by Carlao
about $1000.00

I think you win........

Originally posted by Nuno
I think $160.00, me and my girl had broken up and I needed womanly love, even if it was fake............. HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH



I feel that

Originally posted by Cesaro
$0.00

my friend paid for everything because i refuse

I've only been once, and my brother in law paid for everything.

$300.00 :(

My brother took Whoremaster B to the ghetto strip club the other night.

Originally posted by Nuno
I think you win........ nonoonoonoonno

wait for blue

No, I did not get laid, it was my buddies last night as a free man and I hooked him up. So he did get laid.

"Heck" I'm naturally deformed and I have never had sex before.

This post has been edited in case it may be used against me as evidence.......

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
My brother took Whoremaster B to the ghetto strip club the other night. You havent been to the Barbery Coast...Most ghetto place EVER...you need 4 homies just to go

Originally posted by ruffneck119
$300.00 :(

I feel the same way after it's over....like damn....them hoes got my money.........

The worst place and most Ghetto ****hole place has to be The Rolex in Miami.

My brother and the Whoremaster were the only white people in there.

I have only made out with and fingered a stripper. Oh yeah and I got a full jerk off.

ONE DAY

Originally posted by The Ensanity
nonoonoonoonno

wait for blue

Your kidding....more than a thousand..."THAT'S CRAZY"(some guy who was here for a week)

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
My brother and the Whoremaster were the only white people in there. but did they fear their lives?

No, actually, they said everyone was fine with having them there.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
No, actually, they said everyone was fine with having them there. At the Coast...MAAAAAD Gangstas High and drunk...Thats Ghetto

The most i spent at a strip club ever was $35.00

$30 of it i loaned to my buddy

and i shouldn't have given the girl the $5

(oops i ****ed it up)

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
The most i spent at a strip club ever was $30.05

$30 of it i loaned to my buddy

and i shouldn't have given the girl the $5 YOU WENT TO A STRIP CLUB THAT HAD STRIPPING WOMEN


maybe there is hope

would that be 5 dollars or 5 cents?

that didnt make sense.

Tip ****ed up strippers with change...****in *****es

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1568842481.01.__PIm.arrow,TopLeft,-2,-19_SCTZZZZZZZ_.jpg

You can get it on Amazon for a great price.....

LOL!!

The most obsene amount of money spent at a strip bar that I've seen it had to be over 10k. Now this guy was/is a BIG money man and that is chump change for him.

NOTE: This was at Spearmint Rhino

Originally posted by Carlao
The most obsene amount of money spent at a strip bar that I've seen it had to be over 10k. Now this guy was/is a BIG money man and that is chump change for him.

NOTE: This was at Spearmint Rhino

**** I would too if I was rich..........

what is spearmint rhino?

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
what is spearmint rhino? A club in LA

The most I ever spent in just one day was about $500. In a week I've spent about $1200. Normally I spend about $200 a week. Haven't gone since last week when I saw the Happy muff though.

I have never spent one second in a strip club.

500?


weak!!!

Originally posted by Bzob
I have never spent one second in a strip club.

Liar.........

I hate you

i spent about 3 hours one night and i wish i never had.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i spent about 3 hours one night and i wish i never had.

Queer.....

I wish there was a place that costed for me to get in...sold over priced drinks, and was filled with skany dudes and naked sluts that would take my money and bore me with stories of their pathetic lives.........

even if i was queer i'd still regret going to a gay strip club.

I love strippers. They want my money and I want their cooter, it's an honest arrangement and a fair trade.

Spaermint Rhino is not in LA is a very high-end club in Vegas. We went to Vegas for UFC 40 and everyone just lost their freaking minds. Not me of course, remeber I'm so deformed that I could not pay for cooter.

Originally posted by Bzob
and naked sluts that would take my money and bore me with stories of their pathetic lives.........

I get that alot when I goto strip clubs.....they start talking way too much to me.....It kills it if I'm not interested in what there talking about....

Originally posted by Cesaro
even if i was queer i'd still regret going to a gay strip club.

So....why did you goto a gay strip club????

i didn't

Originally posted by Nuno
I get that alot when I goto strip clubs.....they start talking way too much to me.....It kills it if I'm not interested in what there talking about....

I find strippers interesting and like hearing their crazy stories. I've been hanging out with the one I went to the nude beach with alot and her and her friends are funny as ****!

Originally posted by Cesaro
i didn't

*The Rock eyebrow* Riiiigghhtt...........

Blind Guardian rocks

i read cosmo and oprah
i paint my toenails
i like to wear women's clothes
i wear lipstick sometimes
i wear makeup sometimes
i don't enjoy stripclubs and am desensitized to ****
i exfoliate my skin
i shave and nair my whole body
i cry during movies
i get teary eyed when i see dead animals or hear stories of someones pet dying

i know all of those things weigh against me, but i'm still heterosexual.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i read cosmo and oprah
i paint my toenails
i like to wear women's clothes
i wear lipstick sometimes
i wear makeup sometimes
i don't enjoy stripclubs and am desensitized to ****
i exfoliate my skin
i shave and nair my whole body
i cry during movies
i get teary eyed when i see dead animals or hear stories of someones pet dying

i know all of those things weigh against me, but i'm still heterosexual.

:nonono:

Damn.

Dear God... I never thought people like you were real Cesaro LOL

I now and forever will think of Cesaro as "wild bill" from silence of the lambs

lol

I was kind of thinking Rocky Horror Picture show.

Cesaro you seem like a nice person and all, however my friend if these things are true.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .......

You sir are gay!!!

http://www.aus-vacations.com/images/gay-001.jpg

Yea you're definitely gay Cesaro, sorry.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
what is spearmint rhino?

We should go when you come down man. That place is bad ass. Only strip club i go to.

$20 to get in, $20 topless lapdances, $40 nude.

Anyone else down???

Carlao and Luke, I just have a lot of gay tendencies.

I'm not actually sexually attracted to men.

Carlao, I met you and I never tried to hit on you, did I?

Doesn't matter

Of course it matters...Painting my nails and pounding a dude in the ass is a little different!

I said this before and this is the last time.
I so physically deformed that I could not pay to get laid, so that being said, you not hitting on me is not much to say in your defence.

Cut that **** out, you're not a bad looking guy. I'm the ugly guy around these forums, there's no room for 2.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
We should go when you come down man. That place is bad ass. Only strip club i go to.

$20 to get in, $20 topless lapdances, $40 nude.

Anyone else down???

Good idea Ruff we should try that!!!

Cesaro.....The sun rises every morning in Japan, I do not need to be there to know it is true









The point is you are gay

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Good idea Ruff we should try that!!!


Boooo on strip clubs

I just saw a chevy blazer go down the road.

The point is, I am not gay.

One day I will have a girlfriend, you guys will then see I am not gay.

Ugly, overweight, does a lot of gay things, yes....but likes to suck dick? No.

Originally posted by Bzob
Boooo on strip clubs

Shut the hell up Bzob! Strip clubs rule!!!

To make this thread more manly:


http://www.lvboxing.com/mb/1.jpg

http://www.kkmembers.com/img/Josie_Maran_11.jpg

Sweet! *dropping $1's*

And Carlao, if it makes you feel any better.. I wasn't wearing any womens clothes, makeup, lipstick, or nail polish while I was in Florida.

better. Post a picture of a female that you think is attractive and prove this world wrong.

I have a picture of you with minnie Mooka manu, Ryan. I'll post it tomorrow. You cant even see your face!

ok,i couldn't look at the camera from what i recall. i think the cat wanted to kill me. how did the pic with the femullet in the nova turn out?


carlao, ok. i'll post a few.

i wasnt wearing any of those things, but my pubes and armpits were shaved.

OH Yeah!!! I cant believe I forgot to tell you about it!! It came out great!!

lol, that's great. post as soon as you can, please.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
We should go when you come down man. That place is bad ass. Only strip club i go to.

$20 to get in, $20 topless lapdances, $40 nude.

Anyone else down???

Hott22 - Always nude, $16 to get in, $20 all lap dances....sometimes $15 massages.....

i think sung hi lee is very hot

http://www.aboutsunghilee.com/pictures/SungHiLee054.jpg
http://www.aboutsunghilee.com/pictures/SungHiLee049.jpg

$10... it was my friends 3rd going away party and I got him a dancer...lol

Sir you are cured. She is very nice to the eyes.

Kato really does hold the Pimp hand of the fam

There are no covers here and table dances are $20.

lol... what do you mean?

There are clubs here that are basically whore houses, but I never go to those.

Originally posted by Carlao
Sir you are cured. She is very nice to the eyes.

i concur. sung hi lee is beautiful, and i've also never been gay.

"ARE YOU, OR HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A HOMOSEXUAL"

$260, 200 on a credit card and 60 cash

Originally posted by TeckGirl
$260, 200 on a credit card and 60 cash

Remind me not to loan you my credit card. Did you go to a club with girls or boys?

Girl strippers, i bought dances for the guys it was a birthday party present thing

Girls get mad lesbian love when they goto strip clubs......

Remind me to invite to my birthday.

I get no love wherever I go.

People don't love me.

NO

No, there is a way to get love for free and I'm sure I can figure it out. It'll just take time.

So I'm looking retarded.

Everyone loves Cesaro. Sometimes too much.

I can't say that I've ever been loved too much.

Originally posted by Nuno
Girls get mad lesbian love when they goto strip clubs......

yup!

Funny how that works, totally true. Teck, have you ever had a lesbian experience?

I think I would laugh if somebody beatup TeckGirl. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would laugh.

Originally posted by Cesaro
I think I would laugh if somebody beatup TeckGirl. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I would laugh.

i love you! :lovers:

Can you say something mean to me?

no, why would i say something mean to you?

Goddamnit. I'm turned off now. I've lost the urge!

Cesaro, get a job, guarenteed way to meet hotties.

well if you want me to be mean to you like that PM me


j/k!

LOL at me getting a job.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.

I WILL BE OUT IN 20 MINUTES.

THANK YOU.

Originally posted by Cesaro
I'M GOING TO TAKE A SHOWER.

I WILL BE OUT IN 20 MINUTES.

THANK YOU.

Herbal Essences??