View Full Version : So I crucified a mouse at work last night....
realkaps 07-15-2003, 09:29 PM I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?
realkaps 07-15-2003, 09:34 PM Well **** you then.....
Curly Howard 07-15-2003, 09:35 PM TTT
realkaps 07-15-2003, 09:37 PM You ever find an old cd and cant stop listening too it?
Curly Howard 07-15-2003, 09:40 PM yeah....my wife downloads music from the 80s and i usually start listening to it all night
realkaps 07-15-2003, 09:42 PM I found my sublime cd after about 2 years of it MIA and I cant stop listening to it. I also just hijacked my own thread.....
Curly Howard 07-15-2003, 09:43 PM i wanted to download something and forgot what it was now
realkaps 07-15-2003, 09:46 PM AutoCAD?
Curly Howard 07-15-2003, 09:47 PM yeah thats it
AgonYx0 07-15-2003, 11:07 PM you are very sick in the head
Purity 07-15-2003, 11:22 PM Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.
AgonYx0 07-15-2003, 11:30 PM Originally posted by Purity
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.
:nonono:
realkaps 07-16-2003, 09:49 AM Originally posted by Purity
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.
The problem with that is that I am surrounded by wood and sawdust, and kerosene, or I might have. He was gone when I showed up to work last night....
rtbrouwer 07-16-2003, 10:21 AM Originally posted by kaps
He was gone when I showed up to work last night....
The resurection of the mouse. Maybe we should name him Mouzes.
realkaps 07-16-2003, 10:23 AM Someone probably just threw it away.....
Allison 07-16-2003, 10:58 AM You're getting a right hand seat next to Satan.
The Ensanity 07-16-2003, 11:31 AM Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I once killed a mouse with a brick...He didnt see it coming...
realkaps 07-16-2003, 11:33 AM One of the builders picked off a jack rabbit with a hammer a couple weeks ago. I was impressed.....
The Ensanity 07-16-2003, 11:35 AM Wow...how did he pull that off?
thats skills
realkaps 07-16-2003, 11:40 AM He yelled "JACKRABBIT!!" and threw his hammer. One of the illegals took it home and ate it.....
The Ensanity 07-16-2003, 11:42 AM HOLY ****
Thats mad skills with a hammer...couldnt of been his first time
Crazy **** some people do
realkaps 07-16-2003, 11:45 AM He is a pretty good shot with the staple gun too, I got spots on my back to prove it. I think it was a fluke, I bet he couldnt do it again.....
Bluecifer 07-16-2003, 11:47 AM Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?
That was a bad move. Now all the other mice are going to make him a martyr and rise up against you...
realkaps 07-16-2003, 11:53 AM I have so many ways to kill mice at work, it will be fun.....
Wushu 07-16-2003, 12:05 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That was a bad move. Now all the other mice are going to make him a martyr and rise up against you... LOL, that's ****in hilarious!!
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