View Full Version : So I crucified a mouse at work last night....


realkaps
07-15-2003, 09:29 PM
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?

realkaps
07-15-2003, 09:34 PM
Well **** you then.....

Curly Howard
07-15-2003, 09:35 PM
TTT

realkaps
07-15-2003, 09:37 PM
You ever find an old cd and cant stop listening too it?

Curly Howard
07-15-2003, 09:40 PM
yeah....my wife downloads music from the 80s and i usually start listening to it all night

realkaps
07-15-2003, 09:42 PM
I found my sublime cd after about 2 years of it MIA and I cant stop listening to it. I also just hijacked my own thread.....

Curly Howard
07-15-2003, 09:43 PM
i wanted to download something and forgot what it was now

realkaps
07-15-2003, 09:46 PM
AutoCAD?

Curly Howard
07-15-2003, 09:47 PM
yeah thats it

AgonYx0
07-15-2003, 11:07 PM
you are very sick in the head

Purity
07-15-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?

ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.

AgonYx0
07-15-2003, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Purity
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.

:nonono:

realkaps
07-16-2003, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Purity
ROLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is truely ****in CLASSIC! oh man i wish i was there. you shoulda lit it on fire.

The problem with that is that I am surrounded by wood and sawdust, and kerosene, or I might have. He was gone when I showed up to work last night....

rtbrouwer
07-16-2003, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by kaps
He was gone when I showed up to work last night....

The resurection of the mouse. Maybe we should name him Mouzes.

realkaps
07-16-2003, 10:23 AM
Someone probably just threw it away.....

Allison
07-16-2003, 10:58 AM
You're getting a right hand seat next to Satan.

The Ensanity
07-16-2003, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH



I once killed a mouse with a brick...He didnt see it coming...

realkaps
07-16-2003, 11:33 AM
One of the builders picked off a jack rabbit with a hammer a couple weeks ago. I was impressed.....

The Ensanity
07-16-2003, 11:35 AM
Wow...how did he pull that off?


thats skills

realkaps
07-16-2003, 11:40 AM
He yelled "JACKRABBIT!!" and threw his hammer. One of the illegals took it home and ate it.....

The Ensanity
07-16-2003, 11:42 AM
HOLY ****



Thats mad skills with a hammer...couldnt of been his first time


Crazy **** some people do

realkaps
07-16-2003, 11:45 AM
He is a pretty good shot with the staple gun too, I got spots on my back to prove it. I think it was a fluke, I bet he couldnt do it again.....

Bluecifer
07-16-2003, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by kaps
I seen that ****er run out from under a pile of wood, we cornered it near the break room and I hit it with my tape measure. Smacked it a couple times with a 2x4 to make sure it was dead. Took it over to the builders shop and used a staple gun too stick it to a board crucifix style. Left it by my saw as a warning to all the other mice. How was your day?

That was a bad move. Now all the other mice are going to make him a martyr and rise up against you...

realkaps
07-16-2003, 11:53 AM
I have so many ways to kill mice at work, it will be fun.....

Wushu
07-16-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That was a bad move. Now all the other mice are going to make him a martyr and rise up against you... LOL, that's ****in hilarious!!