http://www.su.nottingham.ac.uk/~cycling/images/photos/uploaded/3da4d4cf1a296.jpg

GM released its new air bags for bikes today. This model fits around your chest and will protect you from a front impact

An old lady has just lost her husband. He died after 70 years being married to her and she couldn't take it, she was heartbroken. The lady decided that it would be best to commit suicide because she could not live without him, and a bullet through the heart seemed most fitting. Not wanting to miss the heart she phoned a doctor and asked him where excatly it was located, "Just below your left breast", he told her.

Later on that evening the old lady was administered to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left kneecap.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Riding boys bikes will cause your boobs to fall off

http://web.mit.edu/cates/www/pics/retard-rose-xmas-1998.1.jpg

I found the remote!!!!

http://www.erikestrada.com/trucker-ponch.jpg