July 13, 2003

A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today.

The 34-year-old man claimed he only realised what he had done when he saw blood oozing from his crotch, said a police spokesman in the town of Sitiawan, 300km north of Kuala Lumpur.

The man had taken hallucinatory pills before sleeping on Friday and awoke hearing voices telling him to chop off his penis and devour it, the spokesman said on customary condition of anonymity.

He was hospitalised in stable condition, the national news agency Bernama reported.

The man had recently been released from a drug rehabilitation centre, Bernama said.


The Associated Press


I don't know why I thought of you Mouse (when I read this).

lol, I would never do that man!!

I don know.....You might.

Man, didn't someone post something about a guy chopping off his toes, frying them up and making a sandwich? Sounds like it would be easy to stop using these drugs.

Yeah, for some reason the toe one was more traumatic for me.

Oddly enough, I think the toe one affected me more too, but it was the first one I heard of so initial shock may be the deciding factor.

so what the hell, is he dickless now, did they make him a new one?

Pics please!!!

how would you cook your penis?

shake n bake?

Would you Stuff it?

Originally posted by The Ensanity
how would you cook your penis?

shake n bake?

Would you Stuff it? h



hahahahahhahahahahhahaa

Who has the actual recipe?

I'd shishkabob it.





That made me cringe for a second.