This has been the greatest day of my life. I can't even begin to explain what a transformation I have gone through in the year 2003.

Me and my wife were having some problems a while back and seperated for a few months. While we were apart I began seeing someone else and got pretty attatched. We decided to get back together, but I just couldn't get over this other woman. I would still call her about once a week, and saw her twice, including last night. I was torn about what to do, but my wife has been like a completely new person since I've been back, and I mean that in a good way.

I told her everything today. Just laid it all on the table and was completely honest. It was like getting Gman and Creed lifted off of my shoulders.

We then had a great talk.

Then, the best sex ever. EVA!!!!!11111
About 5 different positions, capped off with doggy style and a nut shot half way up her back.

Life is great. Zen is back and better than ever.

I love all you guys, even the dumbasses. In a completely heterosexual way of course.

I was waiting for the part where your wife invites her over

yeah!!!!


im happy too

YEAH ZEN!!! Good to hear that bro!!! LMAO@the nutshot across her back! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I LOVE DOING THAT!

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I was waiting for the part where your wife invites her over

That'd be cool. But if we continue to have sex like that she is all I need.

I'm glad I'm not married.

so am I

Originally posted by Tammy
I'm glad I'm not married.

What she said. I doubt I will ever get married.

I don't think I'm ever going to get married either.. or have kids. Or ever find true happieness. I'll probably just rob a few banks and get gunned down by SWAT.

It aint that bad. I actually think the whole idea of marriage is pretty stupid. If you love someone and want to be with them, do it. I don't necessarily need to document it with any government, and I'm not religious. This is more about my relationship than "marriage".

It's the same as getting into it with your boyfriend or girlfriend, just a hell of alot harder to completely dissolve.

Thue Happiness is way over rated. Happy people get fat. I kind of envisioned you getting gunned down by SWAT too or OD'ing at some Motel 6 or something.

Originally posted by Mouse
I don't think I'm ever going to get married either.. or have kids. Or ever find true happieness. I'll probably just rob a few banks and get gunned down by SWAT.

I can't tell you how many times I've thought about robbing a bank at gunpoint. Then eventually the cops catch up with you, old fashioned shoot out. How ****ing intense would that be!!! If my wife starts being *****y again I'll come out to Cali and we can rob banks, old school style. Go out in a blaze of glory.

You joke. lol, but most likely I can see myself dying by either cops or OD'ing.. yea.. my ******* friends were telling a few girls that last night at the pool hall.. scared 'em away.. lol. **** them. I raise my fist to love and relationship sugarpop coating of life.

Part of my transformation has been the realization that "true happiness" does not exist. Life is a mother****in' struggle. Every day for every person. We are all just animals trying to survive. We complicate things by believing it's more than that.

Amen.

Great to hear bro, marriage is the toughest thing I've ever gone through. I saw my ex yesterday and I really want to bone her BADLY!!! Thank god, I love my wife and daughter too much

Mouse you need to read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Blue Dawg recommended it to me and I thought it was a great book, I really think you'd get something out of it. Don't OD, and don't kill yourself. The robbing banks thing though, that's cool as ****. We need a 21st Century Dillinger, you could be him.

Well you don't "love" your daughter do u? or do you? cuz I'm okay with that if you are...if she likes it like you.

Yeah but did you make her O multiple times. I rate my sex on how satisfied my two bit who... my girl is.

:)

So you **** your daughter too huh? .. damn it's more common than I thought.. now what about a threesome with your daughter and your wife? .. would you be ontop of your daughter as you ate out your wife? please explain in detail.

mouse,shut the hell up

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Yeah but did you make her O multiple times. I rate my sex on how satisfied my two bit who... my girl is.

:)

hahaha I'm pretty sure she only O'd once. I don't know if she's ever had mulitples. yeah yeah yeah, before any of you even say it, I'm sure you could all give her multiple multiples. bite me:fu:

lol.. yes I know I'm sick.. now my ribs hurt from laughing so hard. lol