View Full Version : If you played for Brazil .....


chrismart83
05-23-2008, 09:24 AM
...what would your name be. A bit old but still.

http://www.minimalsworld.net/BrazilName/brazilian.shtml


Mine would be 'Fito'.





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Nicky_Hatton
05-23-2008, 09:26 AM
Samuerto.

Don't think the number has any input.

black.ink
05-23-2008, 09:27 AM
I don't care about no link.....i'd name myself after my favourite Brazilian player....Romario.

.......or Raymario, if i'm going to have my real name in there.

chrismart83
05-23-2008, 09:29 AM
I don't care about no link.....i'd name myself after my favourite Brazilian player....Romario.

.......or Raymario, if i'm going to have my real name in there.

Romario, i used to love watching him. How class was he in the 94 World cup.



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-CANE-
05-23-2008, 09:34 AM
Mine would be

STUISCO

and my little boys sounds better

RUBINHOSA

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 03:17 PM
Romario, i used to love watching him. How class was he in the 94 World cup.



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Him and Bebeto, what a partnership.

MickyHatton
05-23-2008, 03:25 PM
WTF

Felix Sandeiro

Chunk.
05-23-2008, 03:30 PM
"Mc keaniano".

:lol1:

RonRoss
05-23-2008, 03:36 PM
Rossita ... Thats pretty much my second name ... Rossiter lol

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 03:40 PM
Jamaldo!!!!

That's gotta be the best one yet!!!

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 03:54 PM
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/5/23/f_Jamaldom_f41b2a9.jpg

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:03 PM
Mine would be

STUISCO

and my little boys sounds better

RUBINHOSA

What's his name? because...

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:04 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/5427/56ya0.jpg

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:08 PM
What's his name? because...

Did you name your lad after Rubin Carter Hurricane??

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:13 PM
I did my other # and it came up totally different.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7467/99599425ro6.jpg

RonRoss
05-23-2008, 04:17 PM
I did my other # and it came up totally different.

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7467/99599425ro6.jpg

Your doing it wrong ... Or is Roberts Shaun your name?

Oasis_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:19 PM
Try it with your username.

Oasis_Lad is Lando Santos

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:20 PM
Your doing it wrong ... Or is Roberts Shaun your name?

LOL! I did that last time, but corrected myself.

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:21 PM
Try it with your username.

Oasis_Lad is Lando Santos

Your Brazilname is "Rizerto"

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:24 PM
I did Jambo boy and it came up with BECA???????????????????

chrismart83
05-23-2008, 04:25 PM
I did Chris mart and number 83 and got ' Mardo'


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Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:25 PM
I did Chris mart and number 83 and got ' Mardo'

LOL it was tryin to tel you that you're a mardy cunt

Oasis_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:26 PM
Your Brazilname is "Rizerto"

We'd be quite the duo.

You'd be the striker with a minge haircut that shags trannies ala Ronaldo and I'd be the greatest striker ever with erection problems in old age ala Pele.

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:26 PM
I did it the wrong way around again! What a **** up. :blowjob:

Your Brazilname is "Oerto"

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:27 PM
We'd be quite the duo.

You'd be the striker with a minge haircut that shags trannies ala Ronaldo and I'd be the greatest striker ever with erection problems in old age ala Pele.

I'm now a ****ty American biscuit. :nonono:

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:28 PM
We'd be quite the duo.

You'd be the striker with a minge haircut that shags trannies ala Ronaldo and I'd be the greatest striker ever with erection problems in old age ala Pele.

I'll be the ugly buck tooth cunt ala Ronaldinho

Oasis_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:30 PM
I'm now a ****ty American biscuit. :nonono:

You'll be a chocolate hobnob one day. I believe in you.

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:33 PM
You'll be a chocolate hobnob one day. I believe in you.

That's the highest class of biscuit. Do you think I have it in me to get to the top?

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:33 PM
I wish i were a Wagon wheel.

Oasis_Lad
05-23-2008, 04:34 PM
That's the highest class of biscuit. Do you think I have it in me to get to the top?

I've never seen more natural talent.

Flab
05-23-2008, 04:34 PM
I wish i were a Wagon wheel.

I swear they get smaller every year. :nonono:

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 04:36 PM
I swear they get smaller every year. :nonono:

They are, and the wagon wheels!!

Guufffffaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!

???
05-23-2008, 04:38 PM
I put in ??? as my first and last name and put 7 as my number and I got 'ERTO' as my name. :ugh:

:confused: :thinking: :confused:

Flab
05-23-2008, 05:07 PM
They are, and the wagon wheels!!

Guufffffaawwwwwwwwwww!!!!

There have been many debates amongst fans of the biscuit about the size. Wagon Wheels have supposedly shrunk in size as time has progressed, but Burton's Foods Ltd have denied this. It has been suggested that the supposed shrinkage is due to an adult's fond childhood memory of eating a Wagon Wheel held in a much smaller hand. In Australia however, Arnott's have stated that tray packs of Wagon Wheels were in fact Mini Wagon Wheels and have re-released the original 48g Wagon Wheels.

The original factory which produced the biscuit in Slough during the early 1980s were transferred to an updated and modern factory in Llantarnam in South Wales. The original factory in Slough produced the biscuit with crinkled edges and corn cobbs rather than the updated smoother edges. This caused the overall diameter of the biscuit to shrink slightly, but not as much as fans of the biscuit believe.

Also, although the UK Wagon Wheel has barely shrunk, it is still noticeably smaller than the Australian equivalent. The diameter of the Australian version is measured at 88 mm which is 14 mm larger than the UK version. Even though the Australian version is wider in diameter, the UK Wagon Wheel is notably thicker by 4 mm.

As of October 2006, the Canadian Wagon Wheel measured 70mm x 17mm.

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 05:16 PM
There have been many debates amongst fans of the biscuit about the size. Wagon Wheels have supposedly shrunk in size as time has progressed, but Burton's Foods Ltd have denied this. It has been suggested that the supposed shrinkage is due to an adult's fond childhood memory of eating a Wagon Wheel held in a much smaller hand. In Australia however, Arnott's have stated that tray packs of Wagon Wheels were in fact Mini Wagon Wheels and have re-released the original 48g Wagon Wheels.

The original factory which produced the biscuit in Slough during the early 1980s were transferred to an updated and modern factory in Llantarnam in South Wales. The original factory in Slough produced the biscuit with crinkled edges and corn cobbs rather than the updated smoother edges. This caused the overall diameter of the biscuit to shrink slightly, but not as much as fans of the biscuit believe.

Also, although the UK Wagon Wheel has barely shrunk, it is still noticeably smaller than the Australian equivalent. The diameter of the Australian version is measured at 88 mm which is 14 mm larger than the UK version. Even though the Australian version is wider in diameter, the UK Wagon Wheel is notably thicker by 4 mm.

As of October 2006, the Canadian Wagon Wheel measured 70mm x 17mm.

I would measure mine but i just eat the last ****er.
Those ****in Aussies have always gotta try and outdo us, the cunts.
Cricket, olympics, rugby and now our ****in wagon wheels.
Well i'm not gonna ****in stand for it any more, i'm gonna go to that cuntin factory in slough and make 'em do a 2ft wide wagon wheel.
You with me RIZ??

P4PKING_2008
05-23-2008, 06:41 PM
I got johnsisco.

TRAVI$
05-23-2008, 06:43 PM
Jambinho
You bet

Flab
05-23-2008, 06:46 PM
I would measure mine but i just eat the last ****er.
Those ****in Aussies have always gotta try and outdo us, the cunts.
Cricket, olympics, rugby and now our ****in wagon wheels.
Well i'm not gonna ****in stand for it any more, i'm gonna go to that cuntin factory in slough and make 'em do a 2ft wide wagon wheel.
You with me RIZ??

I want a ****ing wagon wheel the size of a wagon wheel, not the size of a damn rich tea! Do you get the jammy ones? god damn! I just love those jammy bastards!

Spambo boy
05-23-2008, 06:48 PM
I want a ****ing wagon wheel the size of a wagon wheel, not the size of a damn rich tea! Do you get the jammy ones? god damn! I just love those jammy bastards!

Yeah nicca those things are the actual ****.

tntkid
05-23-2008, 08:00 PM
Mine is Whiteta!

ElGranLuchador
05-23-2008, 11:43 PM
i got tovson haha

CraigM
05-24-2008, 07:33 AM
Mintinhosa

Tuggers1986
05-24-2008, 07:46 AM
Howinhosa :banana: