My friend Mike got married this weekend and my wife and I were part of the wedding party. As my wife was leaving to take pictures, my boy David tells me he's seen my ex Kristina. So we're walking around and out of nowhere this FINE girl walks up to me and gives me a huge hug. I had no clue it was Kristina....all I knew was that I wanted to bone this girl really bad! I haven't seen Kristina iin 7 years and here she comes looking like a ****in playboy model. The worst part was when she tells me "I've missed you John. Why don't we exchange numbers". Two seconds later, my wife walks over and I introduce them. Throughout the entire weding, Kristina was out on the dance floor shacking her tight little ass. At one point, she literally bent over in my face shaking her ass. Needless to say, I went home and boned the **** out of my wife

Now that she knows you're married she probably wants you even more. Go get that ass, it's your civic duty to bang that booty.

Dont cheat. Cheating is for losers

I can't seem to get her out of my mind. Goddamn life isn't fair

See No Evil
Speak No Evil
Hear No Evil

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
See No Evil
Speak No Evil
Hear No Evil


We are the monkeys

Originally posted by Eyes Of The South
Dont cheat. Cheating is for losers

Cheating is for losers, Dont be a loser. Honer your wife with the dignity she deserves

Originally posted by Eyes Of The South
We are the monkeys


In my bathroom............if you don't believe me I'll go take a picture of them.

Don't do it, if you are not happy at home end the relationship, but dont throw your word down the toilet for a piece of ass. You have a beautiful daughter... plus how would you react if you wife did the same to you?

Well wushu you have just been given some good advice from Bzob and Kato so I sugest you take it because there smart peoples and are married n stuffs

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
In my bathroom............if you don't believe me I'll go take a picture of them.

DO it penis posting god

Originally posted by Kato
Don't do it, if you are not happy at home end the relationship, but dont throw your word down the toilet for a piece of ass. You have a beautiful daughter... plus how would you react if you wife did the same to you? Very true Kato. The thought of cheating never came into my mind, but I ahve to admit I lust for Kristina. I completelt forget about this girl and now I can't stop thinking about her. I'd never do anything to jeapordize my realtionship woth my wife. I love her too much. I'm just saying what's on my mind

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
See No Evil
Speak No Evil
Hear No Evil

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d935b3127cce8abd03b528660000001610

hahaahahahaahahaha

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d935b3127cce8abd03b528660000001610


BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ex's always look hotter when you can't have 'em. Just try to remember what she looked like swallowing your load and jack to it. That should help alleviate your lust for your ex.

I have no clue what I would do. On one hand for me to marry a girl I would love her a grip and all that sappy ****. On the other hand nice new cooter to violate and demolish.

Don't cheat dude it will come back to haunt you!!

Or.... do her in the ass that way it doesn't count. :)

Ahhhhh.....The age old question: New cooter or old cooter?

i saw my ex the other day, atleast i think it was her.

she was doing about 60 going the opposite direction of me so i didn't get a good look. at the least it was a car that looks like hers.

my life sucks.

I saw one of my ex's at the tittybar. I gave her a dollar.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Ahhhhh.....The age old question: New cooter or old cooter?

Oh yeah! Philosophy 101.

Is an old cooter that you see again really old, or can you recycle that mofo?

Originally posted by Cesaro
my life sucks.

I agree

You can recycle it, but it won't be as fun unless there's some good reason that you should NOT be hitting that coooter.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I saw one of my ex's at the tittybar. I gave her a dollar. hahahahahahhahhahhaa

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I saw one of my ex's at the tittybar. I gave her a dollar.

That is about the coolest thing ever. You are the man.

Bato and Kzob are correct

Thank you sir!

I mean this girl was droppin' it like it's hot! Her ass was so close to my face, I could smell her scent. I really want to bust a fatal in her ass

I love the way girls smell, most of the time.

My friend just told me that my first boyfriend in high school gained about 30 pounds from working at a donut shop. And he wears tight shinning shirts now.

Originally posted by Tammy
My friend just told me that my first boyfriend in high school gained about 30 pounds from working at a donut shop. And he wears tight shinning shirts now.

How big is his dong?

I like the taste of Vagina. Nothing beats being face deep in a cooter.

I don't know his dong. I will ask one of my friends and get back to you on this one.

Here you can see mne

*shows The DONG*

See, that's what I was worried about. I've gained like 15-20 pounds , I hope she didn't think I was a fatass,lol. A girl who can dance always make me weak in the knees.

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I like the taste of Vagina. Nothing beats being face deep in a cooter. That's what makes my ex so special. She was the first girl to give me head and she was the first girl i've ever went down on. Her little slit tasted so good!

Here you can see it too Wushu.

One of my friends started dating one of my first serious ex's so I asked him how I taste. He didn't think that was as funny as I did.

DAYYYUM

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Here you can see it too Wushu. http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d935b3127cce8ab9b7a2282a0000001610DAMN!

*shows penis*

Grande wey

Gracias!

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