Sorry for the flames everyone, just read some of my posts, I really shouldn't drink stella and then whisky!

I have been feeling sorry for myself all day, i slept on the landing til 3 when I woke up sweating my balls off. Sad state of affairs.

But **** it let's have another beer to lighten the mood.

:beerchug:

Sorry for the flames everyone, just read some of my posts, I really shouldn't drink stella and then whisky!

I have been feeling sorry for myself all day, i slept on the landing til 3 when I woke up sweating my balls off. Sad state of affairs.

But **** it let's have another beer to lighten the mood.

:beerchug:

Tut tut!!!

I put my Louis Vuitton dressing gown on and sipped Baileys all night.

Oh my it was devine.

Tut tut!!!

I put my Louis Vuitton dressing gown on and sipped Baileys all night.

Oh my it was devine.

You are a slag.

Do you drink it from a shoe like old gregg?

Sorry for the flames everyone, just read some of my posts, I really shouldn't drink stella and then whisky!

I have been feeling sorry for myself all day, i slept on the landing til 3 when I woke up sweating my balls off. Sad state of affairs.

But **** it let's have another beer to lighten the mood.

:beerchug:

You cunted everyone off last night.

Fair play.

You are a slag.

Do you drink it from a shoe like old gregg?

You're right I am a slag.

I'll drink anything out of anything.

You cunted everyone off last night.

Fair play.

Yeah i know, I am a right cunt when i get too pissed.

Those stella's were going down like water last night and when i ran out i started on the whisky.

Bad combo, apologies to those i insulted.

Unles they were serbs of course

Somebody link me, What did i miss?

You're right I am a slag.

I'll drink anything out of anything.

Tuggers you naughty boy.

Do you have a pimp chair that you watch tv like a throne??

Also do you walk with a diamond encrusted cain like Eubank??

I can just picture you now, with hoes feedin you fruit and ****.lol

slut:banana:

Somebody link me, What did i miss?

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/showthread.php?t=183028&page=8

Had a Lech just now, quite lush. Gonna get some stella in for Saturday I think.

That's the spirit.

I'm proud of ya son.

Ta people, If Hatton loses I'm going to commit suicide;





















Drink a can of warm Groschl.

Ta people, If Hatton loses I'm going to commit suicide;





















Drink a can of warm Groschl.

Don't do it son, there's more to live for.
We at boxingscene will never forgive you for taking the cowards/grolsch option.

Ta people, If Hatton loses I'm going to commit suicide;





















Drink a can of warm Groschl.

Tis a special substance is our Stella.

I shall never forget me 1st night on the substance. Could handle Carling Carlsberg no problem as 16 year old at the time.

Got meself 8 cans of Stella and i was absolutely bollocksed, staggering all over the place, spewed up the lot. Took me over 2 years to touch the stuff again, so it did.

Just a quick questions lads;

Is it stella in cans or bottles for you lot?

Tis a special substance is our Stella.

I shall never forget me 1st night on the substance. Could handle Carling Carlsberg no problem as 16 year old at the time.

Got meself 8 cans of Stella and i was absolutely bollocksed, staggering all over the place, spewed up the lot. Took me over 2 years to touch the stuff again, so it did.

Aah stella memories, i can remember when i was but a stella apprentice.

I've had many a stella vomit in me bed and just turned me pillow over and gone back to sleep. The good old days.

Anyway nicky don't drink that grolsch mate, we all love you

Just a quick questions lads;

Is it stella in cans or bottles for you lot?

Stella doesn't need a vessel.

Stella is its own entity in its own universe.

We mearly glimpse through the looking glass at that universe when the nectar is drunk.

The promised land.

How you drink it is unimportant, it's the end result that counts m'lad

**** me that post is instant karma, if I already hadn't given ya some, you ****ing poet, deep man!

Lads, lads...

To be enjoyed best it has to be from the boozer. Drinking straight from the can is an acceptable procedure in the event of no glasses being present. Drinking straight from a bottle is a cruel act punishable by crucifixation. Stella froth is rather unpleasant.

Lads, lads...

To be enjoyed best it has to be from the boozer. Drinking straight from the can is an acceptable procedure in the event of no glasses being present. Drinking straight from a bottle is a cruel act punishable by crucifixation. Stella froth is rather unpleasant.

We should overthrow this cunt gordon brown and get someone decent in so we can have stella direct to all our taps for free.

**** water, who wants that scummy ****.

Come on I thought the Order was Pints > Bottles > Cans.

Come on I thought the Order was Pints > Bottles > Cans.

I agree, warm cans equals vomit in my book.

I agree, warm cans equals vomit in my book.

If you pour the bottle contents into a glass = no problem. Drinking straight from the bottle causes all sorts of unneccessary Stella froth thus ruining the Stella experience altogether.

Also has to ice cold in my opinion well 2/3 degrees. Condensation on the glass.

Nothing worse than a warm (room temp.) can. Bottles although jank are manageable.

If you pour the bottle contents into a glass = no problem. Drinking straight from the bottle causes all sorts of unneccessary Stella froth thus ruining the Stella experience altogether.

**** me RED i hope that **** never happens to me, you've scared the **** out of me, i thought stella was unspoilable but this demon could be the cause of all our untimely ends.

**** bottles nicky, drink it straight from the barrel son.

Also has to ice cold in my opinion well 2/3 degrees. Condensation on the glass.

Nothing worse than a warm (room temp.) can. Bottles although jank are manageable.

lol@jank.

Jank? What's funny about jank, common terminology!

Tut tut!!!

I put my Louis Vuitton dressing gown on and sipped Baileys all night.

Oh my it was devine.

HAHAHA.

Tuggers. I love you.

HAHAHA.

Tuggers. I love you.

He shouldn't be allowed on this sight, he's too damn sexy.

He arouses my trousersnake everytime i see his avi.

Only think worse than the demonic Stella froth is dropping a full pint, especially in the boozer. Ice cold Stella is undoubtedly a benefit, but it increases the likelyhood of dropping the ****er.

We need Hoffy in here for his advice, i believe he has an honourary degree in Stella studies.

Only think worse than the demonic Stella froth is dropping a full pint, especially in the boozer. Ice cold Stella is undoubtedly a benefit, but it increases the likelyhood of dropping the ****er.

We need Hoffy in here for his advice, i believe he has an honourary degree in Stella studies.

Hoff is a professer at Alan university in Stella mechanics.

That cunt knows every possible outcome of a pint of stella and all the proof in writing.

What's better lads, talking bottles here, twist caps or openers. Personally feel like a pooof opening me bottle of stella by twisting the cap.

Definately the caps, makes you look well hard to if you can do it with your teeth and spit the cap out on the floor and say "Av that ya cunt".

An urban legend around here is that Hoff spent many a week calculating the precise angle to pour Stella into a glass.

Definately the caps, makes you look well hard to if you can do it with your teeth and spit the cap out on the floor and say "Av that ya cunt".

An urban legend around here is that Hoff spent many a week calculating the precise angle to pour Stella into a glass.

I've never actually had the bottle or enough of them to try it with me teeth, I put it there once but couldn't do it.

To make up for this though, when out with mates down the park after finishing the bottle would smash it on the ground.

Thats a sign of a real man right there...NO FEAR.