View Full Version : My mom is strange


handjobs4dollars
07-13-2003, 11:39 PM
An e-mail see sent me

hi poo

my bro is here, so were going to watch ali tonight. I bought you two t shirts and a pair of jeans at AE. I sure hope they fit. Size 38. Is there anytime you have three days off so you can come for a visit. Anyways i'll see you more when you move to St. Kitts providing your girlfriend isn't sleeping over all the time.
poo poo senior
ps remember the time you put a pillow on your head to avoid bats
pps remember the time i caught you and the cat
ppps rremember the time you got bit by a bug and your ear swelled up like a balloon. that looked really stupid
pppps then there was the time you got cancer on your butt from not wiping it and i had to take you to the doctor
there were other things too but i dont want to upset you
Well. It was good talking to you. I'll talk to you later. Take care

Curly Howard
07-13-2003, 11:41 PM
I will never make fun of you again

The Ensanity
07-13-2003, 11:42 PM
Your mom is cool

Eyes Of The South
07-13-2003, 11:42 PM
Gman I am sooo soooo ****ing sorry

handjobs4dollars
07-13-2003, 11:45 PM
I'm use to it. When I was kid and we would go shopping she would yell out "I need to buy underware for my son, Grant" really load.

Curly Howard
07-13-2003, 11:46 PM
HAHAHA I do the same thing. Well I don't say Grant but you get the idea

handjobs4dollars
07-13-2003, 11:50 PM
Then her and my dad use to move thier lips but not say anything so I would think I was lossing my hearing.

Eyes Of The South
07-13-2003, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Then her and my dad use to move thier lips but not say anything so I would think I was lossing my hearing.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA :lol3:

The Ensanity
07-13-2003, 11:57 PM
Gman was rised to be a loser...Im surprised Grant didnt come out worst

handjobs4dollars
07-14-2003, 12:01 AM
Did I tell you about how she use to say that I had a twin brother that she killed and threw his body into a ditch near my grade school.

The Ensanity
07-14-2003, 12:03 AM
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHA

Your mom rocks!!!!

handjobs4dollars
07-14-2003, 12:10 AM
And about that underware thing. When I yelled at her for it. She said that we could use a code word and then yell out "I need to buy condoms for my son, Grant" really load. Later on, we were in the sporting deparment, she put a boxing glove on and punched me.

Fallout
07-14-2003, 12:29 AM
I love your Mom

astroboy
07-14-2003, 12:55 AM
your parents suck ****.....

The Jake
07-15-2003, 04:04 AM
This actually explains a lot Gman.... you have my condolensces....

- J.

Zen
07-15-2003, 04:25 AM
poo poo senior? I think Wushu is gonna love your mom.

handjobs4dollars
07-15-2003, 09:53 AM
My parents like to add the word poo to people's names. My dad calls my dogg jenny-poo for some reason. They did alot of drugs in the 70's.