Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!

I very exicite to be here in great country of U and K.

I see many thing that I would like. Briton have many beautiful womans. Sometimes my Krum get very excite and I sometimes need to make hand reliefs. I would very much like to make sexy time with them.

I very much like to watch game of soccer.

But I don't like those how you say? Chav? They are pain in my *******s. When I walk past they look on me and be "la la la la la"

I stick middle finger an say "**** you, mother****ers"

RED K!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

RED K!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

What is this red k? Is it welcome gift?

Possibly the least funny, dated attempt at comedy I've ever seen. In fact, the tube bombings were wittier.

Possibly the least funny, dated attempt at comedy I've ever seen. In fact, the tube bombings were wittier.

Date, you want to date? I not date man. I only like vagine.

Thats so lame aand contrived that its almost borederline funny. Almost.

Mickey?
:grouphug:

Seriously though
Terrible

Mickey gave me a present of red k. So he now is one of my boyfriends.

Come on you've got to laugh, he's been ironic or I'm wrong and he;s about to create another account called Daffyd Thomas.

Come on you've got to laugh, he's been ironic or I'm wrong and he;s about to create another account called Daffyd Thomas.

Alright, you got me. And yes I was being ironic.

Banned after 15 posts, is that a record?

Banned after 15 posts, is that a record?

No, I hold the record. Banned before even making a post. :rofl:

D-Hook...that was ****ing awful!!


hahaha


You should have done something more weird. Like an alt of Michael Barrymore or something, just running around fisting people or something.