Well that’s it I have decided to give up heavy drinking. Its just starting to make me feel like **** now, I will still have the odd pint up the pub or down the beach during the summer but no more heavy drinking. I always feel like crap on Sunday and waste half my money on it, and make a complete fool out my self. My whole social life has revolved around getting pissed for the last 6years not sure what to do now.

I only really meat my mates when going out to clubs and things but I need a break from that as well, I had thought about taking a year of work and going to Africa or something.

****ing light weight.

Get a stella down ya neck.

I only really meat my mates when going out to clubs and things but I need a break from that as well, I had thought about taking a year of work and going to Africa or something.

Good lad.....

****ing light weight.

Get a stella down ya neck.

lol yeah thats what i have been doing for the last 6 years i am just bored of it now.

I only really meat my mates when going out to clubs and things but I need a break from that as well, I had thought about taking a year of work and going to Africa or something.

So some volounteer work in Africa. or save up and go to Thailand then Australia. Better than staying in this ****hole.

lol yeah thats what i have been doing for the last 6 years i am just bored of it now.

I'm the same. i used to go out and get ****ed EVERY weekend. Now I think i've been pissed once in the last 9 months. Just can't be arsed anymore. I've got bigger and better things id rather spend my money on.

I'm the same. i used to go out and get ****ed EVERY weekend. Now I think i've been pissed once in the last 9 months. Just can't be arsed anymore. I've got bigger and better things id rather spend my money on.

Like me :luvbed:

Well that’s it I have decided to give up heavy drinking. Its just starting to make me feel like **** now, I will still have the odd pint up the pub or down the beach during the summer but no more heavy drinking. I always feel like crap on Sunday and waste half my money on it, and make a complete fool out my self. My whole social life has revolved around getting pissed for the last 6years not sure what to do now.

***g0t....

Like me :luvbed:

Yes :luvbed::luvbed::hitit:

Yes :luvbed::luvbed::hitit:

Perv, I'm an 18 year old boy, Sort your priorities out, Sick bastard.

Perv, I'm an 18 year old boy, Sort your priorities out, Sick bastard.

You was ALL man last night.

Well that’s it I have decided to give up heavy drinking. Its just starting to make me feel like **** now, I will still have the odd pint up the pub or down the beach during the summer but no more heavy drinking. I always feel like crap on Sunday and waste half my money on it, and make a complete fool out my self. My whole social life has revolved around getting pissed for the last 6years not sure what to do now.
I understand from the point of view of your social life revolving around it. I think you've got the right idea with taking time off. I've found there is a big difference from when your single to when you're in a relationship. You can use the missus as an excuse not to go out and get royally sh*tfaced at every opportunity.

I've definitely cut back on getting wasted but fortunately so have a lot of my mates. I can't see me ever quitting full time though!

I always make a cunt of myself when pissed, I don't just get pissed I get ****ing comatose. I've said before but the last few times I got ****faced I just end up embarrasing myself.

At my nans funeral, and my first experience of losing someone close I offended everyone, got completely stoned then drunk a big bottle of JD neat straight out the bottle. I was sick for 3 days.


When my missus graduated as a doctor we had a stupid argument, I was drunk and we were at the bar, and I farted and scooped it so she could have a sniff. She wasn't happy, so I stormed off like a teenager and downed a bottle of red wine and called everyone a cunt. Threw up everywhere and my mother in-law ended up cleaning it all and stripping me and bathing me then put me to bed.

Then two years ago on years, I had a drinking competition and this bird drunk me under the table, despite me adding double drambuis to all of her pints.
Again the mother in-law had to bath me etc.

I always make a cunt of myself when pissed, I don't just get pissed I get ****ing comatose. I've said before but the last few times I got ****faced I just end up embarrasing myself.

At my nans funeral, and my first experience of losing someone close I offended everyone, got completely stoned then drunk a big bottle of JD neat straight out the bottle. I was sick for 3 days.


When my missus graduated as a doctor we had a stupid argument, I was drunk and we were at the bar, and I farted and scooped it so she could have a sniff. She wasn't happy, so I stormed off like a teenager and downed a bottle of red wine and called everyone a cunt. Threw up everywhere and my mother in-law ended up cleaning it all and stripping me and bathing me then put me to bed.

Then two years ago on years, I had a drinking competition and this bird drunk me under the table, despite me adding double drambuis to all of her pints.
Again the mother in-law had to bath me etc.
wow! ha ha ha!

I always make a cunt of myself when pissed, I don't just get pissed I get ****ing comatose. I've said before but the last few times I got ****faced I just end up embarrasing myself.

At my nans funeral, and my first experience of losing someone close I offended everyone, got completely stoned then drunk a big bottle of JD neat straight out the bottle. I was sick for 3 days.


When my missus graduated as a doctor we had a stupid argument, I was drunk and we were at the bar, and I farted and scooped it so she could have a sniff. She wasn't happy, so I stormed off like a teenager and downed a bottle of red wine and called everyone a cunt. Threw up everywhere and my mother in-law ended up cleaning it all and stripping me and bathing me then put me to bed.

Then two years ago on years, I had a drinking competition and this bird drunk me under the table, despite me adding double drambuis to all of her pints.
Again the mother in-law had to bath me etc.


Hahaha! if that was me I just wouldnt drink anymore.

I always make a cunt of myself when pissed, I don't just get pissed I get ****ing comatose. I've said before but the last few times I got ****faced I just end up embarrasing myself.

At my nans funeral, and my first experience of losing someone close I offended everyone, got completely stoned then drunk a big bottle of JD neat straight out the bottle. I was sick for 3 days.


When my missus graduated as a doctor we had a stupid argument, I was drunk and we were at the bar, and I farted and scooped it so she could have a sniff. She wasn't happy, so I stormed off like a teenager and downed a bottle of red wine and called everyone a cunt. Threw up everywhere and my mother in-law ended up cleaning it all and stripping me and bathing me then put me to bed.

Then two years ago on years, I had a drinking competition and this bird drunk me under the table, despite me adding double drambuis to all of her pints.
Again the mother in-law had to bath me etc.

lol thats funny, Trying to get into bed with my mum while being naked is probably one of the most disturbing pissed moments as i couldn’t remember what bed i normally slept in. Also went to disneyland paris with the college ended up so pissed i went around the hotel shouting out that i was Harry Potter, I was throwing up all over the walls of the hotel room then smashed my nose into a mirror and my nose exploded blood was flying out of it. i was found lying in a pool of my own blood everyone thought I was dead. next thing i remember was waking up in a paris hospital. And thanks to me all foreign trips are banned at the college I went to.
I got so many stupid memory’s but its time for a change for me.

I always make a cunt of myself when pissed, I don't just get pissed I get ****ing comatose. I've said before but the last few times I got ****faced I just end up embarrasing myself.

At my nans funeral, and my first experience of losing someone close I offended everyone, got completely stoned then drunk a big bottle of JD neat straight out the bottle. I was sick for 3 days.


When my missus graduated as a doctor we had a stupid argument, I was drunk and we were at the bar, and I farted and scooped it so she could have a sniff. She wasn't happy, so I stormed off like a teenager and downed a bottle of red wine and called everyone a cunt. Threw up everywhere and my mother in-law ended up cleaning it all and stripping me and bathing me then put me to bed.

Then two years ago on years, I had a drinking competition and this bird drunk me under the table, despite me adding double drambuis to all of her pints.
Again the mother in-law had to bath me etc.

I had a similar experience when i was about 16. played a drinking game called fuzzy duck or some**** and i kept losing. Got absolutely ****faced city on bacardi to the point where i couldnt even walk or string a sentence together.

In the end a cunt who was there rang my mum and she came with my sister to carry me home where i was sick all over the place. They felt the need to bath me also, which is just wrong!

Not touched bacardi since

***g0t....

your avatar made me shed a tear, beautiful

your avatar made me shed a tear, beautiful

It's my design Duggie, you can have it as well. All limey bum boys should have one like it.:kiss:

Well that’s it I have decided to give up heavy drinking. Its just starting to make me feel like **** now, I will still have the odd pint up the pub or down the beach during the summer but no more heavy drinking. I always feel like crap on Sunday and waste half my money on it, and make a complete fool out my self. My whole social life has revolved around getting pissed for the last 6years not sure what to do now.
Your only 23 FFS, you have years of heavy drinking left, I have just started to cut down now at 33 as my Doc says my liver is in a bit of a state and the scars I have of ulcers cripple me now when I binge drink, but I still now and again go on a bender(no jokes) which is about 2 or 3 days, theres only about 4 of us left who still fight the good fight.

Your only 23 FFS, you have years of heavy drinking left, I have just started to cut down now at 33 as my Doc says my liver is in a bit of a state and the scars I have of ulcers cripple me now when I binge drink, but I still now and again go on a bender(no jokes) which is about 2 or 3 days, theres only about 4 of us left who still fight the good fight.

lol that sounds great then. Nah i just need to stop for a bit, I am not saying i will never go out for a piss up again but i wanna do something else for a bit, maybe travel somewhere.

lol that sounds great then. Nah i just need to stop for a bit, I am not saying i will never go out for a piss up again but i wanna do something else for a bit, maybe travel somewhere.
I'm about to shoot over to Holland for a weekend shortly, the Ferry landing is just down the road from me only costs about £55 for the weekend 2 days on the ferry and a night in Holland getting my jollies in the fleshpots of Amsterdam.

I embarrass meself quite regularly after a fair few pints. Last week I went out drinking with a couple of people from work. I got pissed and ended up phoning random work colleagues on me work phone and blabbering on like a ****ing idiot. Next day I couldn't remember any of it, people were coming up to me saying "haha that phonecall you gave me yesterday was funny" and I was like "what ****ing phonecall? Eh? What did I say?". I looked through me phone and realised I'd phoned up a whole bunch of people. I was so ****ing embarrassed. Apparently i didn't say anything too bad though.

I embarrass meself quite regularly after a fair few pints. Last week I went out drinking with a couple of people from work. I got pissed and ended up phoning random work colleagues on me work phone and blabbering on like a ****ing idiot. Next day I couldn't remember any of it, people were coming up to me saying "haha that phonecall you gave me yesterday was funny" and I was like "what ****ing phonecall? Eh? What did I say?". I looked through me phone and realised I'd phoned up a whole bunch of people. I was so ****ing embarrassed. Apparently i didn't say anything too bad though.

Did you watch the lord today hoffee???
i missed him but i'm still gonna knock one out over the thought of his presence.

Did you watch the lord today hoffee???
i missed him but i'm still gonna knock one out over the thought of his presence.

I was at the boozer me dear. I'm ****ing kicking meself for being such a fanny fart and missing him again.

He won't forgive you again.

He won't forgive you again.

A sprinkling of David Seaman and he'll forget all about it.

A sprinkling of the old David and I'm anybody's