I went to a strip club this afternoon by myself, and had a great time...The place was EMPTY, so the attention was on me...So Im talking to all the *****es while they dance and put there tits and pus in my face. One ***** told me she was a RAPPER...RAPPER? Im thinking. She dont have the look and she aint got the voice either. I see her and dont see HIP HOP...I see a mexican chick with BIG fake tits...then she was telling me she is looking for a producer to flip some Micheal Jackson beats for her demo...I tell her about my friend's(who is a rapper) producer and he can help her out...She is suppose to call me Monday...Maybe she can pay him with *****, guys like *****.


OOOooooh...then she asked if I wanted a lap dance and to buy her pizza, like 30 minutes later....This is how the convo when...

Mimi(the stripper): Want a lap dance?

Me: No

Mimi: You broke?

Me: NO.

Mimi: Why dont you want a Lap Dance?

Me: I just dont get them.

Mimi: Im hungry...Buy ME a pizza.

Me: NO!



And this other stripper, give me a number to call for a free pass to a TOO $HORT concert...Ill go, could be fun.

Does he look like a *****?!?
-uh.. nnn.nn.n... NO!!!
Then why'd you try and **** him like a *****, Brett?!?

huh?!?!!??!?!

that sounded like a test. she was working you to see what kind of guy you are.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
that sounded like a test. she was working you to see what kind of guy you are. Think so?

I really can care less...I dont buy **** for NO ONE

just a guess....like does this guy have money? will he do what i tell him to? does he know people?

hMMMMM?

You never know...sound like that now that you mention it...YAY! I was tested

If at first you don't succeed
Dust yourself off and try it again
You can dust it off and try it again

If you dont wanna throw it all away
Might be shy on the first date
What about the next date
huh, huh, huh, huh

what club you go to?

i propose that we all roll to fritz's when everyone's down next month.

**** I wish I lived in L.A :-(

Originally posted by Purity
what club you go to?

i propose that we all roll to fritz's when everyone's down next month. That one near the Beverly Center...Its been on tv alot( It was in Eminem's "My name is" vid)

Im down for the strip club thing

we gotta roll to fritz's. last time i was there was for dogg's 21st birthday and some dude let me feel up his wife while he bought me lap dances. i guess fritz's is known for having lots of swingers go by.

Im soooooo there