I down my first can of Stella in honour of Captain Mannering, who single handedly fought off Hurricanes kin (aka the bleeding krauts) and stopped them invading our beautiful island.

Alan bless him.


Down the hatch :beerchug:

bastard pubs should cut prices of stella!

There should be stella fountains in all city centres, in fact **** that, I want a stella fountain on every corner, just like 2toughs families shops.

Hoff, Lex Luthor932 Vs Super Tuggerz - who takes it?

Hoff, Lex Luthor932 Vs Super Tuggerz - who takes it?

In a pub brawl I'm backing Lex every time. Tuggers would be too busy posing and trying to look good for the ladies while Lex would just pile in and nut Tugs with that bald bonce of his. Tugs would go down holding his nose which would be pouring blood by the bucket load, and some sexy nurse would come to his aid and immediately fall for Tuggers charms, giving him the kiss of life even though he didn't need it. Her boyfriend wouldn't be too happy about this though and would come over and boot Tuggers in his bonce while he was on the floor snogging his bird and bleeding, inflicting more pain on the sexy Tugs.

Tugs would go home with the bird and a few bruises and Lex would go home with the W on his record. Everyone would be happy...apart from the nurses fella.

Gladiators: READY!!!

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Bum Boys: READY!!!

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I'm aving me a brandy.

Cheers!

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I would .......

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Stella, Stella
Stella and not Special brew
Stella, Stella
Stella our friend ever true.

Who are you dedicating yer drinks to fellas?

I'm downing this next can in honour of Jeremy Beadle. I wouldn't have wanted him to wank me off with that claw hand of his but I still respected the fella.

Alan bless him.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

Stella gives me a *****ing hangover .....

Stella gives me a *****ing hangover .....

Criticism of stella brings catastrophic results for you young man. Be careful lad, you're on dangerous ground.

Just finished watching our lord Alan on the chelsea flower show.
The man's a ****in god and no mistake. What am i saying, he is THE God.
Forgive me Alan.
:luvbed:I'd judge his garden any day.:luvbed:

Criticism of stella brings catastrophic results for you young man. Be careful lad, you're on dangerous ground.

I once had a Stella and Becks enema on a pool table, was that wrong?

I once had a Stella and Becks enema on a pool table, was that wrong?

Stella shouldn't be mixed with any other drink me dear. You did wrong, but I'll forgive yer.

I once had a Stella and Becks enema on a pool table, was that wrong?

I once ****ed my mrs on a pool table.

The slag, she loved it.:luvbed:

Stella shouldn't be mixed with any other drink me dear. You did wrong, but I'll forgive yer.

I was tricked you see, I thought all the Becks was gone but they slipped one in or should I say up. Needless to say that there was a huge bet riding on who drank the remnants, funny enough my future best man won the bet :ugh:

Criticism of stella brings catastrophic results for you young man. Be careful lad, you're on dangerous ground.

more of a fosters fan myself ... you tried there new Scuba can or something meant to be alot smoother hmmmm

more of a fosters fan myself ... you tried there new Scuba can or something meant to be alot smoother hmmmm

Yeah i got some of those the other day, seemed like a bit of a novelty tasted slightly more like they do down the battle cruiser but that's about it. I Prefer the subaru impreza cans anyway not that silver ****.

Who are you dedicating yer drinks to fellas?

I'm downing this next can in honour of Jeremy Beadle. I wouldn't have wanted him to wank me off with that claw hand of his but I still respected the fella.

Alan bless him.

Down the hatch :beerchug:

im afraid i cant drink with yer tonight mate. got a big exam tomorrow. me last one aswell :headbang:. al be at the local william wallace pub asap n al down one straight away for yer tomorrow :beerchug:

al hopefully be drinking to man u beating those scummy chelsea bastards

I'm going to drink to the point i'll be pissing out Stella.

im afraid i cant drink with yer tonight mate. got a big exam tomorrow. me last one aswell :headbang:. al be at the local william wallace pub asap n al down one straight away for yer tomorrow :beerchug:

al hopefully be drinking to man u beating those scummy chelsea bastards

I'll be downing a few stellas if that happens an all.

Alan bless you my son.

I'm going to drink to the point i'll be pissing out Stella.

awww man you will regret that in the morning

I'm going to drink to the point i'll be pissing out Stella.

Me too. Nice one son, I feel we've bonded over this, in fact we're like blood brothers, only our veins flow with stella instead of the claret stuff.

Me too. Nice one son, I feel we've bonded over this, in fact we're like blood brothers, only our veins flow with stella instead of the claret stuff.

I tell yer what, pissing stella would be a gift sent from Alan. I'd be drinking the stuff on a loop, so I would.

I tell yer what, pissing stella would be a gift sent from Alan. I'd be drinking the stuff on a loop, so I would.

Would yer bottle any of it and sell it to the local boozer southpaw? Or would that be a waste?

Keep it all to yerself. That's what I say.

Do you think Alan actually pisses stella all the time?

Do you think Alan actually pisses stella all the time?

I think he probably ****s chocolate stella cakes as well.

I'd eat em.

I'd suck the stella straight from his trousersnake.

I'd suck the stella straight from his trousersnake.

Any fella who wouldn't has seriously got a screw loose.

Did you see him on the flower show today??
I had to get me prayer mat out and ****in start chanting.
One day we should make a pilgramige to the RHS flower show to meet Alan

Did you see him on the flower show today??
I had to get me prayer mat out and ****in start chanting.
One day we should make a pilgramige to the RHS flower show to meet Alan

I tell you what, I keep on missing the ****ing flower show. If I miss it again I'm going to kick myself in the cunt.

I'll make that pilgrimage with yer son.

I tell you what, I keep on missing the ****ing flower show. If I miss it again I'm going to kick myself in the cunt.

I'll make that pilgrimage with yer son.

It's on tomorrow you silly cunt, tomorrow's show is a special on plants and flowers aparently, can't wait. Anyway I'm gonna pray one more time and then go to bed and dream of Alan's trousersnake.
See you later ****ty cunt

It's on tomorrow you silly cunt, tomorrow's show is a special on plants and flowers aparently, can't wait. Anyway I'm gonna pray one more time and then go to bed and dream of Alan's trousersnake.
See you later ****ty cunt

Good night slag. Get some good zzz's in you cunt.

Alan bless you.

I've had three pot noodles today, what do you think of me now, Hoff? :(

I've had three pot noodles today, what do you think of me now, Hoff? :(

I bow down before thee. :hail::notworthy::hail:

I've had three pot noodles today, what do you think of me now, Hoff? :(

As long as the pot noodle to stella ratio favours the stella then yer still a mightily sexy bum boy in my eyes.

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I would .......
Tempest (Lucy Boggis) is my favourite.
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In a pub brawl I'm backing Lex every time. Tuggers would be too busy posing and trying to look good for the ladies while Lex would just pile in and nut Tugs with that bald bonce of his. Tugs would go down holding his nose which would be pouring blood by the bucket load, and some sexy nurse would come to his aid and immediately fall for Tuggers charms, giving him the kiss of life even though he didn't need it. Her boyfriend wouldn't be too happy about this though and would come over and boot Tuggers in his bonce while he was on the floor snogging his bird and bleeding, inflicting more pain on the sexy Tugs.

Tugs would go home with the bird and a few bruises and Lex would go home with the W on his record. Everyone would be happy...apart from the nurses fella.


Awesome!!!

I dont drink alchohol but I'll raise a glass of orange!

I dont drink alchohol but I'll raise a glass of orange!

Muslim?

I've not drank for AGGGGESSSS. You're not missing out on anything, trust me.

wow got given bad karma because i dont drink...

wow got given bad karma because i dont drink...

Name names.

To be quite frank with yer son, I'm disappointed you don't partake in a refreshing beverage on occasion, but I won't hold it against yer.

Bum boys, let us... 08-27-2008 09:43 PM Jamboboy For not drinking alcohol, amongst other things.

... and i'd do it again, all in the name of stella.

I'm naming my first, second & third child "Stella"
The fourth shall be named "Young Money".

I'm naming my first, second & third child "Stella"
The fourth shall be named "Young Money".

I've got to kids, one named money, one named may, my next is gonna be culled.
You can't beat those names son.

Glug glug.