to goto the watering holes of this town,

i forgot to dump this story on you all,

i got a random call from a girl i have no idea who she is but she is the horniest ***** ive ever met, she wants to meet me and **** me... from her description on the phone shes hot... but i will meet up with her and see.

BUT MAN SHE IS DIRTY, this girl ive never met or known ever, calls up and says my fingers are in my ***** i want you... and im WHO THE **** is this... and shes like jessica... and im like jessica not the jessica i know (it wasnt) it was another one.... so surprised yes wanting to **** after she orgasmed on the phone for me yes....

ill keep you posted.

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LOL

nah it wasnt dude, this chic gave me her number and her workplace to prove it, ill find out soon though

Sooooooo, how did it go?

He aint done **** man. **** HIM!!!! So E how you doin broe?

i stopped by the bank today, **** she is very very hot, big tits, little body and cute cute face with exotic eyes and olive skin...

droool... shes for real....

*puts his rubber helmet on*

IM GOING IN!!!!

WTF? WHY DON'T I HAVE CHICK CALLING ME TO TELL ME THEY WANT TO ****.