View Full Version : [HOLY S**T!] Look what i bought this afternoon!!


mickeyb
05-17-2008, 01:46 PM
http://www.hurstpark.co.uk/images/Mgf.jpg


WAHEY!! JUST TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE :)


I'm so buzzed. Been looking at it for sale for a week!! Getting it on Tuesday. Just waxed my overdraft something rotten. I'm on bread and water for the next few months..but it's worth it.

**** yeah.

1600 quid.

kayjay
05-17-2008, 01:47 PM
1600? That looks like a steal if the engine is in good condition

Duggie
05-17-2008, 01:50 PM
**** me, looks just like my old mans car, some cunt nicked it from his driveway last week

Roocky
05-17-2008, 01:51 PM
Looks good :banana:

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 01:51 PM
12 years old and it's only done 70,000 miles. The lad who i bought it off is in the army - only comes home 4 days a month as he's based in N.Ireland -says he never gets to drive it - and is soon off to Afghan for a year. He just drives the missus's car.

This summer is gonna be ****-****ing-hot with that top down. I reckon this car might be the problem to my constant lack of getting laid.

makaveli_uk
05-17-2008, 01:57 PM
You mean the problem solver?

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 02:07 PM
lets be honest, if this car gets me a bird then it could be called the "problem causer."
Sllaaaaags!

Chunk.
05-17-2008, 02:10 PM
You won't be laughing when your brakes, exhaust and tyres need doing. Deer as **** to maintain one of them.

Looks nice though.

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 02:13 PM
You won't be laughing when your brakes, exhaust and tyres need doing. Deer as **** to maintain one of them.

Looks nice though.

:ugh: way to kill my buzz Chunk.


you pay your money, you roll the dice. Live for today i guess.

P4PKING_2008
05-17-2008, 02:27 PM
And you teachers went on strikes to get more wages and at under 25 ya rolling with mg's :nonono:


Nice hustle.

Chunk.
05-17-2008, 02:30 PM
:ugh: way to kill my buzz Chunk.


you pay your money, you roll the dice. Live for today i guess.

Am the biggest killjoy on here, what do you expect? and Summer was last week so you've probably missed your chance to play Route 69 down Yorkshire unless you were a poncho?

gunners
05-17-2008, 02:32 PM
nice car :)

Spambo boy
05-17-2008, 02:54 PM
nice motor, bit of a girls car, but not to bad

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Am the biggest killjoy on here, what do you expect? and Summer was last week so you've probably missed your chance to play Route 69 down Yorkshire unless you were a poncho?

Dont worry Chunk..they'll be plenty more sun. **** it - i'll go with the hood down in the ****ing snow.

msagrain
05-17-2008, 03:29 PM
I might nick Mickeyb's car agen, hehe!

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 03:32 PM
You come near my car you bastard and you'll be brown bread cunt!

You, Shanus AND Azza.

MickyHatton
05-17-2008, 04:20 PM
Nice car Mickey, I looked at buying one of these a few years ago but I would need a ****in shoe horn to get in so.....I bought a Celica instead.

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 05:20 PM
Aye Mick, it is nice. i've been grinning all afternoon. I've always wanted a car with no roof. Never been in one.. haha.

All my mates have called me up saying its a hairdressers car and such. ****ing pricks. They'll be dying for a passenger seat in my shag magnet.

Spambo boy
05-17-2008, 05:22 PM
Aye Mick, it is nice. i've been grinning all afternoon. I've always wanted a car with no roof. Never been in one.. haha.

All my mates have called me up saying its a hairdressers car and such. ****ing pricks. They'll be dying for a passenger seat in my shag magnet.

It is a hairdressers car but i'd still drive it.
But i live in Brighton and that would seem really manly there

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 05:28 PM
i've never seen a ****ing hairdresser driving one!

Spambo boy
05-17-2008, 05:36 PM
i've never seen a ****ing hairdresser driving one!

Thats because they're all too embaressed to be seen in such a gay car.lol

Seriously though, it's gonna cost loads when it needs repairing being mg

Southpaw Stinger
05-17-2008, 05:36 PM
Yer got a good deal there Mickey. Them things are tiny on the inside though, so no fat chicks. Remember that, no fat chicks. Say it with me, no fat chicks.

Duggie
05-17-2008, 05:40 PM
you could of bought one of those for 50p when the company went tits up

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 06:16 PM
Thats because they're all too embaressed to be seen in such a gay car.lol

Seriously though, it's gonna cost loads when it needs repairing being mg

Stop sayin that!! Jesus... its costing me enough now.

I'll just slap any old part on it.

BrooklynBomber
05-17-2008, 07:27 PM
What car is that, Mickey?

Nicky_Hatton
05-17-2008, 07:31 PM
Nice, **** nearly thought I was gonna crash today, was pissing it down hard and I wasd at a rpundabout and must of turned off it too fast cause the steering wheel ****ed up and pointed in the other direction for an island, somehow I managed to straighten it up though. Lucky as **** would have wrote off the seicento probably. Nearly **** it.

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 07:37 PM
And you teachers went on strikes to get more wages and at under 25 ya rolling with mg's :nonono:


Nice hustle.

This Money Mayweather stuff really has gone to your head ant it pal.

nice hussle?

rolling?


eeeeh.... i can imagine you typing away with your mink jacket throwing dollar bills at the screen. "Flasshaay!"

Spambo boy
05-17-2008, 07:40 PM
This Money Mayweather stuff really has gone to your head ant it pal.

nice hussle?

rolling?


eeeeh.... i can imagine you typing away with your mink jacket throwing dollar bills at the screen. "Flasshaay!"

lmao, mick you're the one buyin a convertible in a country where it rains 70% of the time.
That was good though, dollar bills lol

mickeyb
05-17-2008, 07:40 PM
What car is that, Mickey?

Its an MG R Convertable. Standard model, but with air con.

It's pretty wicked :). Beats the **** out of what i've got now...


http://images.carzone.ie/images/tonyroche106Gre546.jpg


nasty piece of ****.

Nicky_Hatton
05-17-2008, 07:55 PM
What litre is it? does it rag?

beecherhq
05-17-2008, 08:22 PM
http://www.hurstpark.co.uk/images/Mgf.jpg


WAHEY!! JUST TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE :)


I'm so buzzed. Been looking at it for sale for a week!! Getting it on Tuesday. Just waxed my overdraft something rotten. I'm on bread and water for the next few months..but it's worth it.

**** yeah.

1600 quid.

thats what i like to hear. **** IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TRAVI$
05-17-2008, 08:46 PM
Thats a nice ride you got yourself, mick
The hoes will be falling at your knees

Naps
05-18-2008, 07:34 AM
****ing teachers, 48 weeks holiday a year, and more money than they can spend. Cunts. ;)

That bein said, nice motor pal, hope the summer is good so you can take full advantage of the soft-top!

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:38 AM
You do know that's a girls car, right?

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 07:40 AM
Which you on about?

My peugeot is 1.2 diesel... it does **** all, but once on the motorway you can give it some and i'll be leading the way. Can get 100 out of it.

The MG is 1.8 and the lad said that its possible to get 150 out of it. My brother has a 1.8 and its twice the ****ing weight of my car. It's like a rocket this thing. Utter death trap - gonna be a right ****ing laugh

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:40 AM
My neighbour has one, she works in a tanning salon.

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 07:44 AM
My neighbour has one, she works in a tanning salon.

fack off. I'm sick of people calling my car a girls car - i bought it off a ****ing squaddie for ****s sakes!

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:46 AM
fack off. I'm sick of people calling my car a girls car - i bought it off a ****ing squaddie for ****s sakes!

It looks like it was made by tampax.

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 07:47 AM
It looks like it was made by tampax.

it will when i drive it up your cunt pal!

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:47 AM
I did an image search on google for "girls car" and this came up.

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7249/img1216um6.jpg

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 07:50 AM
One is not amused! What you driving anyway Rizoom! Show us your man car!

Oh by the way.. the MG is my erm...second car...cos..er... i got this aswell..

http://outdoors.greatsmokies.net/images/wildcat1.JPG

is that manly enough?

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:54 AM
Don't laugh.

http://www.vea.qc.ca/vea/v/fiat500jolly60.jpg

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 07:57 AM
Don't laugh.

http://www.vea.qc.ca/vea/v/fiat500jolly60.jpg

haha, i shall run over it with my monster truck.

Flab
05-18-2008, 07:58 AM
Truthful, this is my car. :lol1:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/257426564_5bf283adfc.jpg?v=0

Naps
05-18-2008, 07:58 AM
Mickey, you sure this car is legit? I put the number plate in here: https://www.mycarcheck.com/check/P40TMG/ and it cam back with no results. I did it for 7 other cars parked on the street and they ALL came back with the right make and model....

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 08:02 AM
Mickey, you sure this car is legit? I put the number plate in here: https://www.mycarcheck.com/check/P40TMG/ and it cam back with no results. I did it for 7 other cars parked on the street and they ALL came back with the right make and model....

Don't worry blood!

The picture i put up isn't mine, its off the internet. Its just the same make and model. etc.

Flab
05-18-2008, 08:02 AM
Mickey, you sure this car is legit? I put the number plate in here: https://www.mycarcheck.com/check/P40TMG/ and it cam back with no results. I did it for 7 other cars parked on the street and they ALL came back with the right make and model....

It's missing a digit.

Naps
05-18-2008, 08:04 AM
It's missing a digit.

No it isn't.

Good to hear then Mickey. I don't suppose the guy you bought it off is called Rob is he? Just a sqauddie I know is going from N.I to Afghan as well, and he is always buying/selling motors.

The Wire
05-18-2008, 08:06 AM
http://www.hurstpark.co.uk/images/Mgf.jpg


WAHEY!! JUST TOOK IT FOR A TEST DRIVE :)


I'm so buzzed. Been looking at it for sale for a week!! Getting it on Tuesday. Just waxed my overdraft something rotten. I'm on bread and water for the next few months..but it's worth it.

**** yeah.

1600 quid.
Sorry but that is a girl's car.

But they're supposed to handle like a dream and be a really good car, so fair play to you. Anyway, I drive a Fiesta so I can hardly talk about girl's cars lol

Edit: Just read the rest of this thread and have noticed I'm not the only one to think that...sorry mate!

Naps
05-18-2008, 08:08 AM
Sorry but the MX-5 is a girl's car.

But they're supposed to handle like a dream and be a really good car, so fair play to you. Anyway, I drive a Fiesta so I can hardly talk about girl's cars lol

It's not an MX-5. :nonono:

The Wire
05-18-2008, 08:13 AM
It's not an MX-5. :nonono:
lol i do like to pop up on here every once in a while and make a twat out of myself.

noted and changed

Nicky_Hatton
05-18-2008, 10:23 AM
Truthful, this is my car. :lol1:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/96/257426564_5bf283adfc.jpg?v=0

I like the juxtaposition of your car and race track.

Flab
05-18-2008, 10:26 AM
It's not my actual car, just the same make, 3 door. My car is a darker green than that.

Naps
05-18-2008, 10:32 AM
I like the juxtaposition of your car and race track.

How about the juxtaposition of my Yorkshire ass pimpin in the Lambo.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112778_1247.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112769_8574.jpg

Nicky_Hatton
05-18-2008, 10:33 AM
How about the juxtaposition of my Yorkshire ass pimpin in the Lambo.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112778_1247.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112769_8574.jpg

That's pretty fit, and the car aint bad either.

Naps
05-18-2008, 10:40 AM
That's pretty fit, and the car aint bad either.

:blowjob::moon:

Tuggers1986
05-18-2008, 10:42 AM
Nice................Except the colour.

Bargain at £1600 though

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 10:47 AM
I dont mind the colour mate. Would have liked a nice red, but it's not THAT flashy a motor.

Now when i get the porche, thats when we'll go for red.

Tuggers1986
05-18-2008, 10:50 AM
I dont mind the colour mate. Would have liked a nice red, but it's not THAT flashy a motor.

Now when i get the porche, thats when we'll go for red.

I need a car.Just can't decide what :(

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 10:55 AM
I need a car.Just can't decide what :(

This is the first ever nice thing i've ever drove Tugmania. I've always drove around 200/300 pound skips on wheels. Half of em from the auctions.

For once i just thought, **** it and go for it.

Tuggers1986
05-18-2008, 11:04 AM
This is the first ever nice thing i've ever drove Tugmania. I've always drove around 200/300 pound skips on wheels. Half of em from the auctions.

For once i just thought, **** it and go for it.

I only passed me test 3 month ago, still not got a car yet though. I cant be arsed buying a banger for £500 that will keep breaking down on me and ****. I'll prob spend about 2k and get a little 02/03 reg hatchback.

Naps
05-18-2008, 11:09 AM
If you an afford the insurance I know someone selling a ****ing mint Skyline for about that money. It's in good nick, sporty and ****ing rapid. Great condition, the owner is a mechanic who has really cared for it.

mickeyb
05-18-2008, 11:11 AM
This in Manchester naps?!

Cos if so... Tuggers...get on board. Then we can race!

BRUM BRUM!

Tuggers1986
05-18-2008, 11:14 AM
This in Manchester naps?!

Cos if so... Tuggers...get on board. Then we can race!

BRUM BRUM!

Are you pissed???

Me getting insured on a Skyline would cost a good £5000

Insurance on a ****ing 1.1 corsa is about £1700. A Skyline would finish me off. No doubt i'd kill meself in it anyways.

Patty Tanager
05-18-2008, 11:30 AM
I like my beat down low and my top let back
Can see me riding 24's with a chopper in the back
Ya like ya Kenwood hot and ya top let back
If ya rims sit high and ya windows pitch black

Naps
05-18-2008, 11:37 AM
This in Manchester naps?!

Cos if so... Tuggers...get on board. Then we can race!

BRUM BRUM!

Nah, it's one of the mechanics at Gilders Volkswagen at Banner Cross. Not far to travel tho for such a good deal!

duffgun
05-18-2008, 11:50 AM
I got my MG ZT 2.5 V6, its a cool car but the cam belt change cost me £600, main thing to watch out on those TF is the water pump get it changed asap or you could blow a head gasket.

Flab
05-18-2008, 11:50 AM
How about the juxtaposition of my Yorkshire ass pimpin in the Lambo.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112778_1247.jpg

http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v116/81/110/742405721/n742405721_1112769_8574.jpg

I'd **** you if you let me ride in that car.

Chunk.
05-18-2008, 12:49 PM
I currently drive a 2.3D Nissan Vanette Cargo. Its seen the wars but is still a very good runner. It also has a sofa in the back in case i have passengers.

oovavu
05-18-2008, 02:49 PM
All you need now is a Hawaiian shirt, cowboy boots and a pair of raybans. Keep it in decent nick and it'll serve you well, the engine in that is pretty common so parts are relatively cheap. Nice car.

mgkirkpatrick
05-19-2008, 11:49 AM
dont listen to these cunts mickey it's a real nice car.. should go well with your new green dress





kidding though. looks a beast.

mickeyb
05-19-2008, 12:40 PM
dont listen to these cunts mickey it's a real nice car.. should go well with your new green dress





kidding though. looks a beast.

Shh.... these people haven't had access to my facebook.... and don't know of the cross dressing. Only you, Naps and Azza have.

fasman
05-19-2008, 03:56 PM
Thats a nice motor dude!!!!

mickeyb
05-19-2008, 06:25 PM
Ta Fasman, i appreciate it.

Spambo boy
05-19-2008, 06:31 PM
U should take it serbia, it'll **** 'em out...
they'll think it's a space ship.

mickeyb
05-19-2008, 06:41 PM
U should take it serbia, it'll **** 'em out...
they'll think it's a space ship.

Now there's pwn right there.

mgkirkpatrick
05-20-2008, 08:16 AM
Shh.... these people haven't had access to my facebook.... and don't know of the cross dressing. Only you, Naps and Azza have.

haha id forgotten about that. was actually just jumping on the 'it's a girls car' bandwagon.


joking though. got it yet?

mickeyb
05-20-2008, 08:40 AM
haha id forgotten about that. was actually just jumping on the 'it's a girls car' bandwagon.


joking though. got it yet?

No, waiting still. Gonna be here a week today.

Truth is... in England we get like 2 or 3 weeks of sunshine a year. I don't want to miss them. I hope it rains all this week and is sunny the next. (I'm also off work for half-term holiday)

NaThBoiii
05-20-2008, 09:10 AM
Nothing wrong with an MG.. Just brught this as my first car
MG Zr 2005 1.4 16v :owned:
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6894/dsc00005ib1.jpg
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4722/dsc00002yt0.jpg

mickeyb
05-20-2008, 05:01 PM
thats not bad at all for a first car mate! haha

i had a right ****ing banger. I beaten up VW Golf. The thing still had its radio in it from when it was created in Eastern Germany. It was ****ing soviet. hahaha. Was awful.

Nicky_Hatton
05-20-2008, 05:08 PM
Nothing wrong with an MG.. Just brught this as my first car
MG Zr 2005 1.4 16v :owned:
http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/6894/dsc00005ib1.jpg
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4722/dsc00002yt0.jpg

That car is a brute!

Proper mans car, Mickey could learn a lot from it,

And me;

http://www.whatcar.com/Car/Fiat/Seicento/864421449.jpg

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:08 PM
Mickey, drive that shag wagon to Birmingham and we'll go for a drive around and see the sights. I'll give you a guided tour - "and this is handsworth, it's a ****hole so put yer foot down. If any cunt gets in yer way then mow him down.....and this is smethwick, me home town, it's also a ****hole so just run down the cunts for the crack....and this is solihull, Duran lives here so if you see a lanky cunt wander into the road followed by a trail of sweat then ****ing swerve to avoid the cunt, I quite like me fellow Villa fan".

mickeyb
05-20-2008, 05:27 PM
Ha, that sounds like a laugh. Wouldn't be to bad at all.

I've been to Solihull on a night out before. Wasn't owt to special! But... the beer tasted alright and had the craic.

Hoff mate... you can be my wingman....ANYTIME.



ps.

Nick Hatton! LEAVE MY ***** MAGNET ALONE!

Nicky_Hatton
05-20-2008, 05:29 PM
ps.

Nick Hatton! LEAVE MY ***** MAGNET ALONE!

Come on son I aint in the position to take the piss my car struggles to do 80.

MX5's always my first car on Gran Turismo fact!

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:32 PM
Ha, that sounds like a laugh. Wouldn't be to bad at all.

I've been to Solihull on a night out before. Wasn't owt to special! But... the beer tasted alright and had the craic.

Hoff mate... you can be my wingman....ANYTIME.



ps.

Nick Hatton! LEAVE MY ***** MAGNET ALONE!

Shut it slag. You're Iceman and I'm Maverick. I'll drive yer car and you can sit in the passenger seat and compliment me driving.

It's the only way this is gonna go down mickey.

Spambo boy
05-20-2008, 05:34 PM
As well as being bum boys, we can all be the **** cars brigade.

I've got a renault clio 1.2

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:39 PM
I can't drive. I get lifts everywhere or get a taxi...but I reckon i could handle mickeys shagmobile, as i'm ****ing ace on all the driving games on the playstation.

mickeyb
05-20-2008, 05:41 PM
Shut it slag. You're Iceman and I'm Maverick. I'll drive yer car and you can sit in the passenger seat and compliment me driving.

It's the only way this is gonna go down mickey.

hahahaha. This made me geniunely LOL.

Congrats on easily figuring out the Top Gun reference (homo)


I can't drive. I get lifts everywhere or get a taxi...but I reckon i could handle mickeys shagmobile, as i'm ****ing ace on all the driving games on the playstation.

haha, you can stay the **** away with my car with your lack of licence. Jesus Christ.. you'd kill us both.

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:46 PM
hahahaha. This made me geniunely LOL.

Congrats on easily figuring out the Top Gun reference (homo)




haha, you can stay the **** away with my car with your lack of licence. Jesus Christ.. you'd kill us both.

*****! I put ****ing Lewis Hamilton to shame. Remember Micro Machines? I was unbeatable on that game. I'd be safe as houses in your motor.

mickeyb
05-20-2008, 05:49 PM
We'd be able to fit into a micro machine if you drive us into a ****ing wall Hoff.

Get our remains and bury us in a matchbox. lol.

Spambo boy
05-20-2008, 05:50 PM
micro machines was the ****...
haven't ****in played that for ages, i could beat all you cunts at that game

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:51 PM
I'd like to drive off a cliff. Now that would be going out in style. There's no ****ing cliffs in Birmingham though so we'll just have to settle for driving off the top of spagetti junction.

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:54 PM
i could beat all you cunts at that game
That's fighting talk son.

I'd take you out.

Spambo boy
05-20-2008, 05:57 PM
I'd **** you up hoffy, eat my dust slag

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 05:59 PM
I'd **** you up hoffy, eat my dust slag

I'd be lapping you, and not in no lesbian rug munching way either.

Spambo boy
05-20-2008, 06:01 PM
I'd be lapping you, and not in no lesbian rug munching way either.

You wouldn't even be close enough to ram me up the arse. Although we can do that after the game

TheHoff'sGhost
05-20-2008, 06:19 PM
You wouldn't even be close enough to ram me up the arse. Although we can do that after the game

I'm a front runner son. I could even do a Paula Radcliffe and get out of the car and have a **** at the side of the road and you still wouldn't catch me.