i got invited to a dildo party (and that i didn't need to bring a dildo cause i already got a natural one).
for tomarrow night
i was told mad chicks and i would be the only dude
guaronteed vagina
i said i would think about it
i told them its not my style to bone drunk horney girls
they were shocked


i then suddenly started feeling gay



what should i do

show up towards the very, very end of the party. with a bottle of Jager.

why?

do you really want to sit through a dildo party? are they actually gonna be using the dildos during the party? what the **** is a dildo party?

I got no idea but i was informed iwould have access to drunk horney women.


here i wrote this into my journal.







I got invited to a dildo party, i was told i did not need to bring one since i had my own (my penis). I was told i would have open access to drunk horney women and i would be the only man.

I told one of the girls that i dunno if i could do that due to my moral convictions to myself.

whats wrong with me?

this is a conversation I had with Lenny about it.





Diablo9719: so i got invited to a dildo party
Id Hit It Raw: cool
Id Hit It Raw: go
Diablo9719: i was told i was guaronteed vag from drunk horney girls
Id Hit It Raw: stick a dildo in your ass to while you are there
Diablo9719: i said i couldn't bone a drunk girl
Diablo9719: its not my style
Id Hit It Raw: what are
Id Hit It Raw: are you gay?
Diablo9719: no
Diablo9719: just have certain beliefs
Id Hit It Raw: they know what they are doing
Id Hit It Raw: pork em
Diablo9719: they want the dick when dunk
Diablo9719: then the next day they go WHAT THE **** DID I DO WIT HTHAT FAT GROSS ****!
Id Hit It Raw: sooooooooo
Id Hit It Raw: thats the point
Diablo9719: exactly
Diablo9719: thats why i aint gonan bone a drunk girl
Diablo9719: unlike you
Diablo9719: i have respect for women
Id Hit It Raw: bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Diablo9719: why do you laugh?
Diablo9719: lack of morals?
Id Hit It Raw: no
Id Hit It Raw: they oinvited you for sex
Diablo9719: yes
Id Hit It Raw: they know what they are doing
Id Hit It Raw: they want sex
Diablo9719: i do not even know its a legit party
Id Hit It Raw: go give em what they want
Diablo9719: and being the only man would be quite strange and unerving
Diablo9719: how would I as a man be able to satisfy 8 or 12 women

you're young and single. be there. get drunk. strap the jimmy on extra tight. hit that ****. stick a dildo in her ass for a little dp while you're at it.

i just got a problem bonin a ***** i do not care about

I was invited to one when I was 17, but my co worker didnt go...she would have probably been mad cuz I wouldnt have tried to **** her...Its a lot of sex toy sell and demos I heard

if its like demos and **** i would go and watch check it out

but if its an orgy i dunno

Dude, just go to go....have a new story to tell...even if you dont hit nothing....if it is an orgy....tell people you like to watch

I agree with ensanity. If you aint got nothing better to do, you aint got nothing to lose. worst case scenario, you go home and jerk off. Best case?????

i got work till 2am, if they are around till then or since i got one of there #'s mabye will call.


i doubt its even true

I bet it's true. My wife has been invited to sex toy parties before, they have em all the time. It's like Mary Kay for the freakier girls.

your marals = gay

dude, ive been to some of these things with my girl. I think guys are meant to go when they have a chick to go "with". mostly they are girl-only and jack and jill. maybe it is just horny chicks, who knows.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i got invited to a dildo party (and that i didn't need to bring a dildo cause i already got a natural one).
for tomarrow night
i was told mad chicks and i would be the only dude
guaronteed vagina
i said i would think about it
i told them its not my style to bone drunk horney girls
they were shocked


i then suddenly started feeling gay



what should i do

i thought you were against having sex.

i'm not against having sex, i just do not feel right having sex with pople i do not care about

It's the S&M man,

Oh, the S&M man,

The S&M man because he mixes it with love,

He makes the hurt feel good.

Yes the hurt feel good


Who can take a feminist

Kick her in the face

Throw her in the kitchen

And say "That's your ****ing place!"

then what's the point in going? you really gonna feel right meeting & ****ing some vag that you picked up at a dildo party?

Dildo party? Sheesh, what will they think of next........


They've come along way since Tupperware huh? LOL

Originally posted by Zen420
do you really want to sit through a dildo party? are they actually gonna be using the dildos during the party? what the **** is a dildo party?

Originally posted by momita
Dildo party? Sheesh, what will they think of next........


They've come along way since Tupperware huh? LOL

amazingly they were compairing the party to the tupperware party.


they explained it "Its like a tupperware party but with dildos"

I'd go to the party Ben. Try and get some of that female ****hole.

the girl that invited me was a super fine little asian girl named Pik Man

Anal penetration.... hardcore all night destroying ******* and violating womens *******s.

if i could be so lucky.

i would prolly be so scared i would not get erect

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
why?

:- l

Originally posted by Bzob
:- l

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Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
i got invited to a dildo party (and that i didn't need to bring a dildo cause i already got a natural one).
for tomarrow night
i was told mad chicks and i would be the only dude
guaronteed vagina
i said i would think about it
i told them its not my style to bone drunk horney girls
they were shocked


i then suddenly started feeling gay



what should i do your the guy that everybody thinks i am, hi!

Is it possible to be gayer than Vulgar? I think not.

Originally posted by Didi Deucy
your the guy that everybody thinks i am, hi!

people think your me? why?

and blue no i'm not gay i just have way to much controll over my hormones