I was watching a movie, when I suddenly smelled buning hair. I had like 20 candles lit, so I first checked my own. I looked around and didnt see anything, so i blew them all out. Then I saw Minnie Mooka Manu walk by and her fur was completely black on one side. She was apparently drinking out of a little fountain I have, and the candle was buring her the whole time, but she never noticed.

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

OWN3D by Candle lite

Not the "brightest" of felines...

Let me ask you something is your cat an iranian one? because it seems that to be in fashion there is to set fire on your own body.

she didnt even notice until an hour later when she went to clean herself, and noticed that something wasnt right with her fur on one side. She kind of looked around for a minute and then passed out.

My brother lit a cat on fire when he was young...My mom said it was a flaming fireball running around the neighborhood

Last night was as close as she's ever come to being remotely bright.

Poor Minnie

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Last night was as close as she's ever come to being remotely bright. Ba-Da-Ba-Da TSSSS

Well in Peru cats are food as in Australia the natives eat also fried cat.

Mmmmmm. Fried cat nuts.

I just think your minnie is concerned about the middle-east conflict and is just protesting Iguana. If she repeats this conduct again report her to the fbi your cat could be a terrorist.

But she is in love with Gaylord S Focker..Maybe she was just trying to scare him into making sweet reptile love to her.

maybe she was trying to end her suffering. having no front claws and wrestling with giants who thinks she "likes to play" might be all poor Minnie could bare.

This is non-sense the minnie is paying karmic debts leave her alone the constitution protects animals and the cults they prefer to choose.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
maybe she was trying to end her suffering. having no front claws and wrestling with giants who thinks she "likes to play" might be all poor Minnie could bare.


Minnie loves to wrestle!!!

She honestly does.

Originally posted by Piedra
This is non-sense the minnie is paying karmic debts leave her alone the constitution protects animals and the cults they prefer to choose.


although this is true I just had to add that Cats are not energetic animals. they only get up to hunt and even then they kill with maximum effeciency and minimal effort. So playful wrestling torment on your cat can make it bitter. If you dont mind a cat that jumps at peoples legs and claws and bites then by all means.

Cats like to play. They like to chase and catch things and bite and scratch and be playfully sodomized.

they like to play, they just dont like giant sized creatures grabbing them and flinging them. I count the sodomy as love, at least that is what I have been told growing up.

Aaron according to zen buddhism cats are not enegetical animals but the religion that iguanas minnie profess is jainism, where the whole constelation of beings are consider in the path of perfection, including the imperceptible ones as unicellular microorganisms. So please respect the decision iguanas minnie has made besides you could also reach perfection.

Yeah, that's what's cool about cats, they're all pink on the inside.

Thats what Aaron's father and I say.

I seen videos of women burning off hair from a *****

Next you'll tell me you have **** with girls peeing.

****ing sicko.

I watched one of my freinds light his pubic hair on fire on DP @Isla Vista. I bet that's the last time he drops acid while he's on extacy.

Neva eva use my Dad's opinion as a reference to settle arguments. We are talking about a Man who's reason was "cause I say so" everytime I asked why things couldnt be done.

Cat's dont have great stamina, they stretch constantly and sleep just as much. you want to wrestle get a Dog.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Cats like to play. They like to chase and catch things and bite and scratch and be playfully sodomized.

Lets make a film with your minnie iguana called "CATcher in the rye" felines with leather out-fits and 2 hrs of full and deeply anal intercourse.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Next you'll tell me you have **** with girls peeing.

****ing sicko. No NO NO...it was a turn off, but hella interesting...


WATERSPORTS IS THE NASTIEST THING EVER

No. I want to wrestle Minnie, and she likes it. She initiates the wrestling half the time.

Dogs tend to be good wrestlers with a good sprawl and a decent guard.

Good idea, Piedra.

An added bonus is that iguanas have two penises.

Is that called penii?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Dogs tend to be good wrestlers with a good sprawl and a decent guard. Yeah...a dog caught me in a gogo platta

WHAT? Iguanas have 2 penises? Holy ****! I wonder what evolutonary occurence caused that!

cats spend 70% of they're life span streching. I guess that makes them coundtioned to wrestle. However, cats are only playful throughout there kitten years and that reason is to sharpen their ingrown instincts.

Allison, you're just a cat abbuser.

To prevent infection from toxoplasmosis avoid eating undercooked meat. Avoid the feces of all animals, especially ****-eating from cats. Pregnant women, and AIDs patients should never change the kitty litter box. Everyone should wash their hands after changing the kitty litter box or cleaning the yard of dog feces.

Please avoid that king of danger iguana the whole forums suffers when you wrestle. **** HAPPENS!! and anwering to the evolutionary dilemma about the 2 penises from iguanas boys have a penis and girls a vagina?

Cat poo is high in minerals.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
WHAT? Iguanas have 2 penises? Holy ****! I wonder what evolutonary occurence caused that! I wish I had 2...


I could piss off women twice as long...

Cats are natural BJJ fighters. they are dangerous on thier backs and can fight upside down. Lions even jump on wilderbeasts backs and use thier jaws to choke it to death by cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Tom Erickson is one of the best.

Imagine the size of these penii.

http://www.anapsid.org/images/tiedig.jpg

My BJJ instructor in a class one time told us this

"ZZZzjiu-Zzzzzjitsu is like a cat fight......you know, cat? Meow"

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA

http://www.tinguinha.com/images/gerson.jpg

^^^he is the short guy^^^^

I hear you Ensanity!!!

I wish had 2

I could piss ON women twice as long.

huh,huh twice as long.

he is quite the big cat.


Lizards are nature's D students. They take the proverbial SHAFT when it came to evolution. I mean this sincerely, they are second only to the 3 toed Sloth.

3 toed sloth= the mad slowiest

Iguana
banana

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pura
macana?

Wash hands with soap after handling reptiles, amphibians or birds, or after contact with pet feces. Infants and immunocompromised persons should have no direct or indirect contact with such pets.

Allison, you don't answer PM's anymore huh?

I wonder why.

Macana means a wood stick that police uses to control bad conduct.

Iguanas can run really fast.

Marana means female pig.

...alright I get the point. lol. Silence as rejection rather than an explanation.. lotta ladies play that game.

Originally posted by Mouse
...alright I get the point. lol. Silence as rejection rather than an explanation.. lotta ladies play that game. hHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

very true

I wouldn't want an explanation. A no is good enough for me. I am well aware of my many faults and have no desire for women to point them out to me more often than they already do.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I wouldn't want an explanation. A no is good enough for me. I am well aware of my many faults and have no desire for women to point them out to me more often than they already do. I like people to tell me the reason why...****! just tell me and ill understand

Originally posted by The Ensanity
I like people to tell me the reason why...****! just tell me and ill understand

That is just where you and I differ my friend. I have no desire to change my ways so don't require any explanation. I don't need to know why.

lol, i didn't mean to hijack the damn thread. sorry.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
That is just where you and I differ my friend. I have no desire to change my ways so don't require any explanation. I don't need to know why. Im not going to change **** either, but silence reject is gay...grow some balls and tell me something...and I dont want it suar coat either, that WORST than silence

Well mouse, you brought up an interesting point.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Im not going to change **** either, but silence reject is gay...grow some balls and tell me something...and I dont want it suar coat either, that WORST than silence

Don't you find that a bit masochistic? That kinda reminds me of when guys ask girls that they are seeing questions that they won't like the answers to. For instance, I never ask a chick how many dudes she has slept with. Why? Because everytime you dig up ****, it stinks. If a chick shoots my ass down I just move on. I don't want to here that she thinks I'm not good looking enough or rich enough. There will be someone else that disagrees with her so I'd rather find her than waste another second with this ***** that would let a catch like the Blue Dawg slip through her fingers.

I gotta go with Blue's logic. It sounds more my style.

Cats = Evil

Women can be just as messed up as men can be sometimes.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Don't you find that a bit masochistic? That kinda reminds me of when guys ask girls that they are seeing questions that they won't like the answers to. For instance, I never ask a chick how many dudes she has slept with. Why? Because everytime you dig up ****, it stinks. If a chick shoots my ass down I just move on. I don't want to here that she thinks I'm not good looking enough or rich enough. There will be someone else that disagrees with her so I'd rather find her than waste another second with this ***** that would let a catch like the Blue Dawg slip through her fingers. I understand you completely...


I just hate silence...Its a pet peeve...I just want her to show some guts...silence is cowardly in my eyes...Sugar coating is just as gay...

I guess it depends on the person, if silence is better than telling...

I just hate silence...Its a pet peeve...I just want her to show some guts...silence is cowardly in my eyes...Sugar coating is just as gay...

I also would like an explanation. I like it straight and to the point as well.

I didn't read this thread.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I didn't read this thread. Only the tail end of it is good

Originally posted by Mouse
Women can be just as messed up as men can be sometimes.

Often more so. There's wierd dynamic going on between female ears.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Often more so. There's wierd dynamic going on between female ears. Aint tat the truth...