View Full Version : A retard is going to help me out for the better


The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 03:19 PM
Seriously.



My mom is going to foster care a half blind retard kid...She'll get enough money where she doesnt need me. Soo in a few months after all the bills are straighten out, I will move out...Never in my life did I think I would need help from a retarded kid...Life is weird

Tammy
07-09-2003, 03:22 PM
Congrats, I guess.

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Tammy
Congrats, I guess. Yeah, I guess...I just want to leave that damn house, and live in my own place...and get a pet money

Allison
07-09-2003, 03:25 PM
a pet money?

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
a pet money? Im trippin'

Monkey!!!

Bluecifer
07-09-2003, 03:36 PM
You should never have sex with an ape. When they grow they'll kill you or run away back to the jungle and break your heart. Anyway, that's good Ensanity. Your mom is doing a good thing that helps all of you out and makes the world a better place! Cheers!

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:40 PM
BUhahaHAHHAHA!!! ****'n Tards!!!

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:42 PM
My mom call's 'em "Retraderos"

Allison
07-09-2003, 03:43 PM
You should say handicapped.

Blue dawg..you've been hurt by a monkey,too..? :(

Bzob
07-09-2003, 03:44 PM
Corky Saves the day!

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:46 PM
You should say handicapped.

Actually lady, I should call 'em tards. Thanks anyways.

Leather
07-09-2003, 03:47 PM
IMO retard and handicapped are correct words....

Allison
07-09-2003, 03:48 PM
You'll change your mind about it one day.

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:49 PM
lol.. imagine 20 retards, (i.e. tards, retrados), dancing naked on a disco dance floor. YES!!!!! Do the hustle!!!

Leather
07-09-2003, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You'll change your mind about it one day.

Well, I think that a retard (retrasado) person is more specific to a handicapped brain while "handiccaped" (disminuido) is used in a general term: def, blind....

Bluecifer
07-09-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
.

Blue dawg..you've been hurt by a monkey,too..? :(

I don't want to talk about it, but I'll never love again...Stupid Chimp wife...

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by The Spaniard
Well, I think that a retard (retrasado) person is more specific to a handicapped brain while "handiccaped" (disminuido) is used in a general term: def, blind.... LEATHER BREAKS IT DOWN!!!!

Allison
07-09-2003, 03:55 PM
Agreed. But saying 'tard is different. People who raise handicapped kids have a hard enough time without being mocked.

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:55 PM
You'll change your mind about it one day.

I'm sorry if I offended you, I'm sorry.. You're right and I am wrong.




















oh wait...










NO!!!!! LOL.. ****ING TARDS!!!

Prince
07-09-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Agreed. But saying 'tard is different. People who raise handicapped kids have a hard enough time without being mocked.

Allison
07-09-2003, 03:56 PM
Its just my opinion...I dont mean to sound offended, its just that I would never say tard.

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 03:58 PM
What is a retard really?

A tard that had to do it again?

The Mouse
07-09-2003, 03:58 PM
Could either shoot the damn thing.. or lock him/her/it in a closset, then throw sand and water on him/her/it and say, "Look kid, you're at the beach!!!"

::Smiling in happieness he twitches in delight, the sand sticks to his drool covered body.::

That's right. The beach. ::closes closset door and puts the dead-bolt back on::

handjobs4dollars
07-09-2003, 07:59 PM
Woohoo thank you mom for giving me a place to stay again.

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Gman
Woohoo thank you mom for giving me a place to stay again. HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Curly Howard
07-09-2003, 08:02 PM
so you're being replaced by a retard..........way to go!!!!!!

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
so you're being replaced by a retard..........way to go!!!!!! **** YOO...I didnt think of it like that

LukeDothSucketh
07-09-2003, 08:09 PM
You're all ****ing *******s, if I ever heard anyone talk like this in person I'd ****ing kill you.

Curly Howard
07-09-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You're all ****ing *******s, if I ever heard anyone talk like this in person I'd ****ing kill you.

I don't make fun of the disabled in real life......The only reason I said it on here was I'm sure that none are reading it......I donate to a lot of disabled children's charities and have a low tolerance for anyone who picks on kids

The Ensanity
07-09-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
You're all ****ing *******s, if I ever heard anyone talk like this in person I'd ****ing kill you. Im just stating the facts...I get to leave because a retarded kid is moving in...facts

Big_Papa
07-10-2003, 10:53 AM
You should say handicapped.


I agree allison, and actually I am offended. My youngest brother is mentally handicapped and I go off the deep end when I hear some one mocking, laughing, or making fun at mentally challenged people, cut that **** out, it aint cool. I don't give a damn if it is the proper term, it aint right.

Allison
07-10-2003, 10:55 AM
So is mine.

Big_Papa
07-10-2003, 10:58 AM
I love you already.

The Mouse
07-10-2003, 11:15 AM
Tards.

Big_Papa
07-10-2003, 11:24 AM
Mouse = *****less ******.

The Mouse
07-10-2003, 11:24 AM
Blow me slut, .. I'll even let you pay me for it. :fu:

Big_Papa
07-10-2003, 11:27 AM
I only have 5 dollars.

The Mouse
07-10-2003, 11:30 AM
Could either shoot the damn thing.. or lock him/her/it in a closset, then throw sand and water on him/her/it and say, "Look kid, you're at the beach!!!"

::Smiling in happieness he twitches in delight, the sand sticks to his drool covered body.::

That's right. The beach. ::closes closset door and puts the dead-bolt back on::

:fu:

Tanner Rhoden
07-10-2003, 11:57 AM
"Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going."

There's Something About Mary - Matt Dillon

The Ensanity
07-10-2003, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
"Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I've got going."

There's Something About Mary - Matt Dillon So true in my case

The Mouse
07-10-2003, 12:00 PM
When they manage to have sex.. do they spit out of their mouths at the same time they orgasm? Please explain. Animal Planet should do a special on this.