A distant relative of mine has died...

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

And I've got Friday off for the funeral...


... but i don't think i'm gonna go now i wangled the day off. I might just stay home and play Grand Theft Auto in my pants.

Am i morally corrupt? Is it wrong?

I mean.. i didn't know her...

[Flab]

I would do the same thing.

[TRAVI$]

Yeah GTA is great
Shooting people is fun

[Flab]

It also depends on what food they have at the wake.

[oovavu]

The general rule is - If she didn't leave you anything in her will then you don't have to go.

GTA > Funeral, everyday of the week.

[Nicky_Hatton]

Day off is tempting.

Distant aye? Depends how distant? What relation to you?

I mean how did you get Friday off in the first place?!

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

Its my grans sister Eve. I don't know her. Met her like 4 times in my life... know her to say hello.

I went to the Admin officer and says..."you alrate" "yeah... hows you Mick, good weekend?" "Ok.. my Aunt died yesterday, me mams a bit annoyed" "Oh yeah.. whens the funeral?" "Friday.." "You gunna need a leave of absence form then?" "er....yeah... i'm in real bad shape Tina..*begins to fake cry*".. "have aslong as you want Mick"..."Waaah!"

SCORE! Friday off.

Gotta complete that mission.


You reckon it's bad form Nicky?

[Nicky_Hatton]

Its my grans sister Eve. I don't know her. Met her like 4 times in my life... know her to say hello.

I went to the Admin officer and says..."you alrate" "yeah... hows you Mick, good weekend?" "Ok.. my Aunt died yesterday, me mams a bit annoyed" "Oh yeah.. whens the funeral?" "Friday.." "You gunna need a leave of absence form then?" "er....yeah... i'm in real bad shape Tina..*begins to fake cry*".. "have aslong as you want Mick"..."Waaah!"

SCORE! Friday off.

Gotta complete that mission.


You reckon it's bad form Nicky?

Mate. I'm more concerned about that Tina bird, you wanna get on it son.

To be honest, As long as one of me parents went normally me dad, then it kinda represented our family being there. Maybe it's the same for you. Depends at the end of the day it's how close you were to her and that. You could see the day of as her part of the will.

[DELETED ACCOUNT 06]

Tina is about 50 and she gets on my **** alot. Always bossing me about. It's unlikely. Plus she's a Sheff Unitedite.

**** it, i'm staying at home. Long weekend.

[Nicky_Hatton]

Tina is about 50 and she gets on my **** alot. Always bossing me about. It's unlikely. Plus she's a Sheff Unitedite.

**** it, i'm staying at home. Long weekend.

Aye they don't come 'bout often, anyway maybe she has a daughter?