The ratio of men to women in this forum suck. I wake up to coffee and a ****ed up morning like ussual, only to talk to sausages like myself. So I act like the butcher and slice each one evenly, however I have no place to put each peace. We need some more sausage containers.. the lil baggies that we slip our merchandise into for the customers.. ladies.

We may not have quantity, but we have quality.

Now I have a purple belt, I had a blue one.. the **** is this **** about man? .. I've always been against belt systems!!!

I wish Kato could post more. She's a good poster.

Quality.. yes, this is true. High quantity with high quality, that's what I'm talkin about though.

Do you know who took the photo in your avatar?

No, but I'm onlove with her. I need to light myself on fire and go to hell and get some ladies who are sexy and bad with wings. Then I'd bring 'em back up to earth and together we would have unholy and eternal sex in the hallways of preschools.

Now why the hell do I have a belt? The fuk does a belt mean? My coffee is still too hot. **** the Marines, ******s. And I'm horny.

The thing is your on a MMA forum and the followers of the sport are predominantly male. try a woman's health board or something and you will eliminate Meat Market ratio.

But I like be'n a butcher.. and like a butcher I need someplace to store my meat when I'm not choppin **** up. Women's forum = Empty room with storage capacity with hooks on the walls, with NO meat.

Let go to a women forum and bring some in...like from "I'malil'slut.net"

go to ivillage.com

I'm letting my hair grow. I need to get high baby, high. Love a ***** and die a *****. Raped by the system that breeds like a spider web, I sit in frustration. Thank god for coffee.

I should use that damn purple belt I have to hang the moderator that gave it to me.

But it looks so well with your bruised soul

I'm against belt systems in the martial art community.

I am teasing sunshine...

I know kittycat, I'm not be'n square. Just jive'n like the sunshine daddio that I am sweetness.

LOL! Kato that was classic.

Originally posted by Mouse
I know kittycat, I'm not be'n square. Just jive'n like the sunshine daddio that I am sweetness.

that you be

The character Uma Thurman plays in Pulp Fiction is my ideal woman. Women now adays aren't like this.. they're scared, they're timid and shy, they don't like violence, they're worried about this and that.. SHUT THE **** UP!!!!
http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10001000/10001063.jpg

Fiction... its fiction..get it? they do not exist...

They do. Yes.. they do.

hahhahahaha... hey if Santa Claus is real why can't those type of girls be right?...

I can't be happy with normal, preppy, concerned ladies. I've only dated one girl who was as crazy as I am, now she's in a different state in rehab.. ****!! But they do exist, it's a small portion of society but none-the-less they're out there. Girls that can take my gun and shoot a dog right between the eyes, not give a ****, then make mad crazy sex for a few hours.. then maybe break into a place with me and **** on some mother ****ers bed b4 he gets home.. u know? ladies now adays dont want to take chances. Take chances and you may live shorter, but you will truly live.

You never truly live if you are affraid of ****, if you are concerned with societies paranoia that they instill in their population in order to keep them controllable. Ladies like this exist just like men like this exist. I'm not sayin an irresponsivle lady, I'm sayin a lady who is down for anything and know what the meaning of LIFE truly means.

I didnt get all that from the MIA character I'm afraid. I do understand what you are saying, but I feel that life eventually changes people making them bland and boring.

isnt there clubs that have loads of girls like that? I mean You sound like you would fit right in in this club I sometimes go to. Lots of eclectic women there and if you like them with drug interests you can always put your ear to the stalls and listen for chronic sniffing.

Yes I know. Being tainted by life is a natural occurance. That is why you haveto keep doing things that your mind tells you not to do, or your conscious says 'no' to. Because then you make your life more exciting and worth living in, you turn it into truly living. Sure you can be tainted, but that doesn't mean you haveto be boring.

Example: Outside a coffee joint last night in a parking lot I decided to do a 360 in front of some parked cop cars. I had my friend in the car. The cop cars where empty and I didn't make a full 360 but I scared the **** outta my friend, he was *****in to me all night about that ****. But I just did him a favor. I scared the **** out of him, I took a chance, and I made his life a little more valuable and interesting. It's **** like that, that if a lady was up to doing every ****'n day.. that I would know that she truly lives.