GeNeRaL
07-09-2003, 10:29 AM
This is some kinda messed up **** my buddy just sent me, check it out...
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks
8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his
wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an
abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading
candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and
drinks
8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his
wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws
each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.