why the hell are lawyers so money hungry??:cuss:

****ING JEWS!!!!

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
why the hell are lawyers so money hungry??:cuss:

****ING JEWS!!!!

My lawyer is Portuguese.

I am money hunrgy....

WTF it's their job.

my lawyer is pretty expensive but i think he is of swedish descent, not 100% sure of that though.

ok well there all money hungry but the jews want more and more!!!!!! i need a Pro Bono, do u no if there any good?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
ok well there all money hungry but the jews want more and more!!!!!! i need a Pro Bono, do u no if there any good?

You know you left yourself wide open................right?

Ruffy, is it there job to charge $275 a ****ing hour?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
I hate lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

****ing Jews is pretty slanderous.

Please use money grubbing bastards in the future

Originally posted by Bzob
****ing Jews is pretty slanderous.

Please use money grubbing bastards in the future

ok that sounds better.:)

What u need a lawyer for? Don't you know there's guys like us who will do a drive-by and take care of everythin??

Jews are cool...I want to **** a Jew woman, and moan out our opression

I can't get past their noses though.. poke an eye out with that ****.

Originally posted by Nuno
You know you left yourself wide open................right?

Or....maybe I was the only one who thought it was funny.

i need a family lawyer and good legal advice thats all.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
ok well there all money hungry but the jews want more and more!!!!!! i need a Pro Bono, do u no if there any good?

All attorneys are required to do a certain amount of pro bono work per year.

Originally posted by Nuno
Or....maybe I was the only one who thought it was funny.


ok i can imagine what you were thinking, but im talking about a lawyer, not start a game playing thread.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
Ruffy, is it there job to charge $275 a ****ing hour?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!
I hate lawyers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine is $350. Worth every penny too. He got my off the hook for violating my non-compete contract when my former company tried to sue my ass. They really had my balls in a salad shooter. And no, pro bono lawyers are the bottom of the barrel that can't get a job with a good firm because of inexperience or because no one will have them.

Not true. No such thing as "a pro bono attorney". All attorneys do pro bono work. Even the high dollar ones have to. The bar requires it.

If its for a family law case, and its a simple motion, the state will probably assign an attorney to you at no charge.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Not true. No such thing as "a pro bono attorney". All attorneys do pro bono work. Even the high dollar ones have to. The bar requires it.

I was thinking public defenders, which I would never use. Those guys are free(if you can't afford a good lawyer) and I hear they suck.

http://www.wumc.za.net/abbott/128.jpg
BRAINS!!!!!!

my lawyer is about the same price as blue's and has gotten me out of several law suits.

Also, unless you're actually going to litigate, having a "good" attorney wont really matter. The paralegal will be doing the work, and it will probably just consist of preparing and filing documents.

Delicious, savory brains mmmmmmmmm!!!


Originally posted by Mouse
http://www.wumc.za.net/abbott/128.jpg
BRAINS!!!!!!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I was thinking public defenders, which I would never use. Those guys are free(if you can't afford a good lawyer) and I hear they suck.

Not really. Its all polital in getting people off criminal charges. The prosecuting and defending attornies sit down, joke about you, come to an agreement,(or not) then go out to lunch together. Alot of times, public defenders are new, but there are some who just think the work is gratifying, so they continue it for years. Depending on the charge, you could save yourself about 5,000.00 per felony and get the same outcome. It just depends on the seriousness.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Also, unless you're actually going to litigate, having a "good" attorney wont really matter. The paralegal will be doing the work, and it will probably just consist of preparing and filing documents.

So you have experience in this stuff?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
If its for a family law case, and its a simple motion, the state will probably assign an attorney to you at no charge.


sounds good, are u talking about Cali, Florida, or is that just every where?

Everywhere. If its consists of something typical ( visitation, child support, custody), I would call them to ask. Its in their benefit to handle the cases and make a judgment because it saves the state money in the long run.

Originally posted by Nuno
So you have experience in this stuff?

Some. I work in real estate law, know quite a bit of family and criminal defense. I'm in pre-law at Floida Coastal. If I dont know it, though, I can research it.

Originally posted by Cesaro
my lawyer is about the same price as blue's and has gotten me out of several law suits.

what were you being sued for?

Originally posted by Cesaro
what were you being sued for?

Stolen credit cards?

Me?

http://www.childsup.cahwnet.gov/faq.asp

I actually am briefing a sexual offense case against McDonalds tonight in class. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

mr beelzebub, no. i've actually never been sued for the cc fraud and spam but have been contacted a few times and scared, but they never followed through.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
http://www.childsup.cahwnet.gov/faq.asp

I actually am briefing a sexual offense case against McDonalds tonight in class. Talk to you guys tomorrow.

I wish I was as smart as the green queen.

Grimus touched a fry guys McNuggets