Originally posted by Cesaro
when i try to perform fellatio on myself i more than likely could succeed but the pain is so unbearable i cant stay in the position long enough.

yeah, so?

Originally posted by Cesaro
i can reach with the lips and tongue but its just too painful and i think it kills the erection

what does this make me?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
If you get limber enough so that it's not so painful, will you swallow?


Originally posted by Cesaro
right now i'm going with no, but i guess it just depends on how into i am. it'll be a last second decision.

Originally posted by Cesaro
self fellatio isn't very complicated, but you must be flexible.

You be the judge... LOL

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP PERSECUTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is making me hot

I am just the reporter...

Cegayo swallows

Cesaro love himself, mmmmm...It's a new form of narcisism...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! I have done the absolute bare minimum of work today and I blame YOU PEOPLE!

I get no love from you cruel mother****ers so I have to give it to myself.

What do you expect me to do when you treat me like this?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Cesaro has a point!

You want the **** so much you would dick yourself down with your own penis... wierd.

Hahahahahahahahah!!!!! :) :P

You all take me for granted. I want someone here to suck my dick..like, right now.

You don't realize how demanding it is for me to bring you these entertaining posts all day, every day. It takes a lot out of me.

what the ****

ttt

ingrates

love me, sluts

TTT for Cesaro.

the cesaro appreciation level here is really low and i'm not liking it.

Au contaire mon frere! We appreciate you very much!

Cesaro is none of the funniest mofos in here, in a Big Gay Al sort of way.

none = one

and one? i'm THE funniest.

my presence should be cherished by all.

That was a typo, young Cesaro. You know I meant to say one of the funniest.

this guy i know was in this wreck yesterday

http://members.aol.com/sakurabax/wreck.jpg

he's in serious condition and the girl with him died at the scene]

that used to be a chevy blazer

Are you serious? That sucks! I hope your friend is ok.

yea

That's sad......it reminds me of that pearl jam song.

its a major story around here because it caused a huge block on a major interstate plus the death
Teens involved in fatal accident scheduled for church mission
07/06/2003

nbc6.com staff




6NEWS
Adam Smart and Shanon Norrie
GASTONIA, N.C. -- The boy and girl who were involved in the tragic I-85 accident Monday afternoon were scheduled to help their church build houses in Florida.

They both attended Christian Freedom Church in Kings Mountain. And they both attended Kings Mountain High School where she was a varsity cheerleader and where he plays football.

The girl, Shanon E. Norrie, 15, died at Gaston Memorial Hospital Monday evening after the Ford Explorer the two were traveling in collided into a tractor-trailer parked on the side of I-85 northbound in Gastonia.

The boy driving the Ford Explorer, Adam Dale Smart, 16, was transported by helicopter to Carolinas Medical Center in Charlotte. He is listed in critical condition as of Tuesday evening.

The operator of the tractor-trailer, Jeffrey L. Callaway, who lives in Lawrenceville, Ga., was in the sleeper cab at the time of the collision. He was not injured.



6NEWS
Callaway was waiting for a mechanic to change two flat tires.

Police are still looking into the cause of the crash.

i thought it was a blazer buts its an explorer

good damn thats ****ed up

and im not talking aboit what happened to those youngsters, im talking about how u mixed up a Exlporer with a ****in blazer!










JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

explorers are nice

yes they are, my man had a 2003 crashed it and took off

i think my next car will be another jeep but the ford explorers are really nice