Join up slags:

http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/group.php?groupid=6

If you're a limey and you think Laddie is sexy then you know what to do son...

My trouser snake is stiff and ready for some bum loving lads.

My trouser snake is stiff and ready for some bum loving lads.

Welcome to the club, a complimentary session with laddie will be your first treat. If you excel as a team limey bum boy member then your place in Alan's heavenly garden will be guaranteed.

Gemma Atkinson's got nothing on me sexiness.

Bum Boys unite.

We are many, and our voices shall be heard and the size of our trousersnakes recognised.


Alan Akbar!

my trousersnake is raring to go as always, im in

Tis a historical day and a proud moment in my life, lets crack open a Stella and celebrate in style, bum boys for life.

I'd like to shake each new member by the trousersnake, I'm proud to have you all aboard the good ship bum love.

My, My.. Thats about the sexiest group of bum boys i ever saw
:luvbed:

My, My.. Thats about the sexiest group of bum boys i ever saw
:luvbed:

We're an elite group of bum boys, tis true. If Elton or ****ing George tried to join I'd have to say to them "now listen fellas, you might take it up the love canal but you're just not up to the standards we require, now do one, slags!"

Only the best for team limey bum boys.

I think all must give me a keg of Stella before joining. It's only fair, so it is.

My bum hole is sore from the team limey initiation.

I think all must give me a keg of Stella before joining. It's only fair, so it is.

It's only right that the gatekeeper should be 'The trousersnake fondler".

Southpaw, will yer take a pint of hoffee instead?

This group gives God a hard on. Because Team Limey keeps heaven stocked with fresh souls.

All hail king bum hole and all his saints.

It's only right that the gatekeeper should be 'The trousersnake fondler".

Southpaw, will yer take a pint of hoffee instead?

I'll take it anywhere, babes :booty:

Praise be to Alan.

This group is filled with sexy beasts :kiss:

Azza what a ****ing dick.

I want to make sex with your ex-girlfriend. BIG TIME BWOY!

I'll take it anywhere, babes :booty:

Brace thyself, for the full force of the flow of Hoffee is about to pummel your pleasure spots.




Bum love will save the world!

We're an elite group of bum boys, tis true. If Elton or ****ing George tried to join I'd have to say to them "now listen fellas, you might take it up the love canal but you're just not up to the standards we require, now do one, slags!"

Only the best for team limey bum boys.

Old Freddie is another story though right? He should be made the afterlife leader for the limey bum boys who have passed over

Old Freddie is another story though right? He should be made the afterlife leader for the limey bum boys who have passed over

I wouldn't reject old Freddie. Jesus, Mary and tit wanking Joseph, no I could not do that.

In the heavenly garden of Alan Freddie will be right there by the rose beds welcoming the new souls who have passed over.

Brace thyself, for the full force of the flow of Hoffee is about to pummel your pleasure spots.




Bum love will save the world!

Now thats a mighty cup of Hoffee. :luvbed:

im bringing the vaseline

this is the proudest moment in my 23 years on this planet. god bless you all and your lengthy trouser snakes

im bringing the vaseline

this is the proudest moment in my 23 years on this planet. god bless you all and your lengthy trouser snakes

Alan bless you too my son, team limey bum boys would be nothing without your towering sweaty self.

Alan bless you too my son, team limey bum boys would be nothing without your towering sweaty self.
what would this team be if the 6ft 5 sweat box wasn't in on the fun.....? I'll tell you what it would be.... ****, thats what

what would this team be if the 6ft 5 sweat box wasn't in on the fun.....? I'll tell you what it would be.... ****, thats what

You've got no argument from me there Duran my son.

You complete us :luvbed:

You've got no argument from me there Duran my son.

You complete us :luvbed:
bless you squire, you're truly a father figure for us limeys on here

i look up to you so i do.... metaphorically speaking as it would be suprising if you surpassed my 6ft 5 inch frame

Me beef bayonet is standing to attention and is awaiting yer orders, Duran.

Can someone bum me please, i desperatly want to be in the limey bum squad but i'm only young and my mum said i have to wait until i'm 18 to be bummed by fully grown men.

Please help.

Can someone bum me please, i desperatly want to be in the limey bum squad but i'm only young and my mum said i have to wait until i'm 18 to be bummed by fully grown men.

Please help.

Only azza will be able to initiate you in this case, as he is the youngest and also has the smallest trousersnake. If one of us +20 guys were to bum you before you are 18, we would surely split you in half.

Can someone bum me please, i desperatly want to be in the limey bum squad but i'm only young and my mum said i have to wait until i'm 18 to be bummed by fully grown men.

Please help.

This is a situation similar to when all the young fellas were desperate to fight the bleeding krauts at the start of the war, you need to tell yer mom not to worry, that you are doing it in the name of yer country, and then lie about yer age to get in.

With that said, I'll be happy to slide you a portion :luvbed:

This is a situation similar to when all the young fellas were desperate to fight the bleeding krauts at the start of the war, you need to tell yer mom not to worry, that you are doing it in the name of yer country, and then lie about yer age to get in.

With that said, I'll be happy to slide you a portion :luvbed:

Then thats what i shall do, 'mum, i want to make you proud of your only son, i'm gonna bend over and get bummed like a real man.'

Only azza will be able to initiate you in this case, as he is the youngest and also has the smallest trousersnake. If one of us +20 guys were to bum you before you are 18, we would surely split you in half.

I've heard that about azza, i'm not sure if it would touch the sides.

Me Trousersnake is looking forward to sailing in the good ship bum love.:luvbed:

I'll bring my extra big pot of KY.

I'll bring my extra big pot of KY.
and here was me bringing vaseline..... i bow to your superior knowledge mickey, your so wise

Me beef bayonet is standing to attention and is awaiting yer orders, Duran.
slap some gravy on that meat rod stinger, i'll be round for a chomp asap so i will

and here was me bringing vaseline..... i bow to your superior knowledge mickey, your so wise

I find Vaseline a bit thick mate, some of the trouser snakes in here leave no room for manoeuvre so we have to careful.

They call me Ryan the richmond as my little man looks like a famous sausage, goes well with brown sauce too.

http://www.richmondsausages.co.uk/images/home_pack.gif

They call me Ryan the richmond as my little man looks like a famous sausage, goes well with brown sauce too.

http://www.richmondsausages.co.uk/images/home_pack.gif

My favourite snags oovavu, you provide the sausage and I'll supply the brown sauce.:kiss:

I only do the THICK Richmonds
Anything else.. is wrong

Thick and skinned.

For Years i have dreamt of being bummed by a fellow limey on BS. My acceptence in essence would be a dream come true!

For Years i have dreamt of being bummed by a fellow limey on BS. My acceptence in essence would be a dream come true!

You can call me Hoffy Saville.

If you have a vision you want to achieve,
Then I know a man who's so eager to please,
Hoff'll Fix It and we know that he can,
Hoff'll Fix It cos' he's that kind of man,
And all you have to do is write a long to him.

If you want a wee kiss and a cuddle
Or if you want to sleep in a David Seaman puddle,
Hoff'll Fix It and we know that he can,
Hoff'll Fix It cos' he's that kind of man,
And all you gotta do is write a long to him.
Leave it up to Hoff.

You can call me Hoffy Saville.

If you have a vision you want to achieve,
Then I know a man who's so eager to please,
Hoff'll Fix It and we know that he can,
Hoff'll Fix It cos' he's that kind of man,
And all you have to do is write a long to him.

If you want a wee kiss and a cuddle
Or if you want to sleep in a David Seaman puddle,
Hoff'll Fix It and we know that he can,
Hoff'll Fix It cos' he's that kind of man,
And all you gotta do is write a long to him.
Leave it up to Hoff.

Dear Hoff, Please can you fix it for me to be in team classic as well.:kiss:,that way I can be a classic limey bum boy.

I have an arse plug with MickyB's name on it.

I have a dildo with your mums face on it.

hahaha

I have a dildo with your mums face on it.

hahaha

Where do I sign for one of those?

Where do I sign for one of those?

It's a one off. You plug it into the wall aswell.

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