with some poon.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Me.jpg

That looks like ****. I need to learn to scan better.

Here I am dropping in on a 10 foot left. Why surfing pics you ask? I have no shame and bust them out at every opportunity.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Wave2.jpg

i told you he's sexy

Here am whacking it. I have more pics, but I can't find 'em. I'll post more when I unpack some **** and find them.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Wave.jpg

YAY!!!!!!!! :-)

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
with some poon.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Me.jpg

I always thought you looked like a dog, with a psycodellic aura....what a let down :(

nice waves blue

Thanks, that was in Morro Bay CA.

its been a long time since I've been on a board... too long

Originally posted by Bzob
I always thought you looked like a dog, with a psycodellic aura....what a let down :(



PWN3d!!1




































NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-P

Scott Baio's gonna be pissed if he sees you posting his pictures.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Scott Baio's gonna be pissed if he sees you posting his pictures.

LMAO!

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Scott Baio's gonna be pissed if he sees you posting his pictures.

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE CHACHI!

Nothing wrong with that!! All the girls wanted him...

I thought that only Joanie loved Chachi...

No...I liked him. I liked him when he was Charles, too.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
with some poon.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Me.jpg

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/87/36/12m.jpg

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
No...I liked him. I liked him when he was Charles, too.



thats so weak...... I feel pity on any guy you think is attractive.

could be a bad picture?

Your brother's pretty ****ing hot.

HAHAHA

*singing*
New boy in the neighborhood
Lives down stairs and it's understood.
He's there just to take good care of me.
Like he's one of the family.

Charles in charge of
Our days and our nights.
Charles in charge of
Our wrongs and our rights.
So I say
I want Charles in charge of me.

Charles, I love you,
Love you till the end.
And I love Buddy,
Cause he's your best friend.
Let's go hang out,
You me and Jesus at your mom's pizza parlor.
And maybe you can hook me up
With the girl that's from Baywatch
And on your show.

LMAO @ NUNO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Surfing is fun..

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/picturejokes/10671.jpg

Wait a sec...I just notice that song makes no F"N sense.

What the hell has happened here? BTW, that is a terrifying pic. I have a terrible fear of sharks. Do I look like what you thought I would? Tom and Cesaro both said I looked just how they thought I would. I get that on the phone too.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
What the hell has happened here? BTW, that is a terrifying pic. I have a terrible fear of sharks. Do I look like what you thought I would? Tom and Cesaro both said I looked just how they thought I would. I get that on the phone too.

**** it, here's me....

Wushu the Pimp (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3fe21ea3/bc/My+Photos/john+baby.jpg?bcZGyC_A7A2wL9x7)

Here's my princess..

My baby (http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/3fe21ea3/bc/My+Photos/maddie4.jpg?bcZGyC_Aa3P3dWL9)

She's adorable Wushu, and you kinda look like Tupac.

John, get some new pics already. You've had those for a year.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
John, get some new pics already. You've had those for a year. Hey, want to buy me a new digital camera? I don't really have any pics of myself, just mostly my daughter. Send me some new pics Allison....I lost the others

I'll send some when you get some new ones.

Just for Allison. Here's my church..

http://www.photo.net/photo/pcd0923/north-beach-church-35.3.jpg

Another pic coming from Oakland to San Francisco

http://www.math.grin.edu/~gum/personal/sf/city1.jpg

Beautiful. Is that you playing chess?

I love chess.

Nah, not me. My church is in the "Little Italy" section of town. We call it North beach. My bed is open to you 365 days a year Allison, if you ever want to visit

Originally posted by Wushu
Nah, not me. My church is in the "Little Italy" section of town. We call it North beach. My bed is open to you 365 days a year Allison, if you ever want to visit

Your wife would be into that? SWEET!

I'll ask her

I want to see naked pics of your girls/wives...

I'll post pics of my ex tomorrow.

John, Dont ever tell a woman the kind of things you're into and then ask her to bed.

when i try to perform fellatio on myself i more than likely could succeed but the pain is so unbearable i cant stay in the position long enough.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
John, Dont ever tell a woman the kind of things you're into and then ask her to bed.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWBABABABAB@WBBAHAHYAHHAHAHAH AHAA!!!!! I take it that you're not into anal?

i can reach with the lips and tongue but its just too painful and i think it kills the erection

Originally posted by Cesaro
i can reach with the lips and tongue but its just too painful and i think it kills the erection

If you get limber enough so that it's not so painful, will you swallow?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
John, Dont ever tell a woman the kind of things you're into and then ask her to bed. LOl, I'm not really into laxatives, beans, Kelly osbourne, etc. I'm actually a 24 year old college grad :)

Hahahahaha! Do what I do and just SAY that your gonna pull out and then surprise the *****! Oh wait, that's you. Never mind. Self fellatio is complicated.

It seems complicated emotionally. Are giving or taking? Do you feel grateful afterwards or like a whore? Do you lie and say your gonna pull out but don't? If you have a GF and you suck yourself off, is that cheating?

i'm used to being complicated emotionally...it's nothing new.

Maybe this thread wasn't such a good idea. Now people will know who I am if i run into them.

It's all good pimpin. I really want the Green Iguana Queen's pop corn shrimp, if you know what I mean

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Pop corn shrimp? Hahahahah! I used to have a friend that would that would call super hot girls "corn" hot. When I asked him what that meant he said that means the chick is hot enough to eat the corn out of her ****, your post reminded me of him! LOL!

LOl, yeah man Allison would get the "corn" treatment for sure. Hell, I'm willing to drink a 40 oz of her poo poo beverage

BLUE DAWG, my cracka, whats up dude

How did thje date with the stripper go?

HAHAHAHAHHAHA! LMAO@40oz of liquid ****!!HAHAHAHHA Yeah, she's beautiful, don't think I'd drink her poo though!!!

Originally posted by Tom
BLUE DAWG, my cracka, whats up dude

How did the date with the stripper go?

What's up brutha! Went good! We've gone out like 4 times now incudling the nude beach day! She's in Utah right now with her room mate, who is also a stripper, camping.

That's cool dude. Seems to be going well! You think a relationship is going to happen? Also a threesome is prolly right around the corner for ya.

I don't think relatinship or 3some is going to happen. She doesn't believe in commitment and her room mate doesn't like my type. She's fun to hang out with, though she is a bit of a loud mouth. I'm also not too sure I want the people I work with knowing I'm seeing a scandalous stripper. They are all born again Christians and I don't want to explain how I met her while participating in my strip club hobby.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
with some poon.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Me.jpg

I'm only used to seeing the top of your head

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Thanks, that was in Morro Bay CA.

No WAY!!! I used to surf in Morro Bay too, weird!! I got my board restored at Moon Doggies in San Luis....And aren't you just a total rottie!!

Moon Doggies

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Moon Doggies

It's a surf shop in San Luis Obispo (Central Coast/California).

Yeah, I grew up in Pismo and went college @ Cal Poly in SLO. I did most of my surf shopping @pancho's though because I had a sponsorship with JG surfboards. I was always cool with those Moondoggies guys though. And thanks for the compliment! You and Cesaro are the only ones who said anything, I was starting to worry that I was losing my game!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Yeah, I grew up in Pismo and went college @ Cal Poly in SLO. I did most of my surf shopping @pancho's though because I had a sponsorship with JG surfboards. I was always cool with those Moondoggies guys though. And thanks for the compliment! You and Cesaro are the only ones who said anything, I was starting to worry that I was losing my game!

You certainly had a nice place to goto school and party! I was stationed at San Luis for 2 years with the California Conservation Corps at the CrewLeader CCC Academy. Surfed at Morro, Avila, and Pismo...

I can't stop saying Moon Doggies

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I'm only used to seeing the top of your head

I'm not talking to you. You said you wouldn't tell.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I'm not talking to you. You said you wouldn't tell.

Why the top???? Shouldn't it be from the back or the front????

Um....I meant cause you're shorter than me

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Um....I meant cause you're shorter than me

Uhhh, ooops....

so.um.....the red head..........still um......got her number??????????

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Uhhh, ooops....

Do you two need a little privacy in a back room, or what?:devil

Originally posted by Curly Howard
so.um.....the red head..........still um......got her number??????????

Lost it. I'm seeing a brunette now, but I'm pretty sure it won't last. And Chelsea, perhaps you'd like to join us in the back? A lil Norcalpimp samich?

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Lost it. I'm seeing a brunette now, but I'm pretty sure it won't last. And Chelsea, perhaps you'd like to join us in the back? A lil Norcalpimp samich?

I thought you'd NEVER ask? Who wants sucked off first??:devil :fu:

ME

http://www.b93.com/timages/page/bubba.jpg

Originally posted by norcalpimp
I thought you'd NEVER ask? Who wants sucked off first??:devil :fu:

ME ME ME MMEME<M!!!

Sorry, I got a little overly excited there and lost control of my typing!

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
ME ME ME MMEME<M!!!

How about a lil' Mista Zog's SexWax on your stick???:devil

Sounds good! I only use Mr. Zogs!

I am going to start surfing to start up another hobby. Within the end of the month i'll buy a board and start. Should be fun, only thing is the waves around here suck, horribly.

I knew a guy named Dean Randazzo from Jersey who shredded hard. With the right swell you can still have a lot of fun! I hear it's kind of dirty though.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
ME

http://www.b93.com/timages/page/bubba.jpg

With looks like that, you're paying up at least $500 and hour. Blue Dawg's a rottie, so he gets whatever he wants for free...:cool:

Ya, it's dirty compared to other places man. Hopefully i'll be livin in FL this time next year.

Originally posted by norcalpimp
With looks like that, you're paying up at least $500 and hour. Blue Dawg's a rottie, so he gets whatever he wants for free...:cool:

WOOHOOO! :lovers:

Yes, Blue can hav e me whenever he wants :lovers:

Originally posted by Tom
Ya, it's dirty compared to other places man. Hopefully i'll be livin in FL this time next year.

The best surfer ever is from cocao beach FLA. You'll love surfing there, from what I hear.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
WOOHOOO! :lovers:

Anytime BD!! If I could get you and SeldomTap together, hell, I'd pay for the damned airfare!! I gots to go, -see y'all later!!

See ya soon Chelsea!:)

Ya Blue, hopefully everything works out the way i plan. Doubtful but i ha ve hope. I'm trying to go to college down there and if everything goes well i will get an apartment and stay down there al year.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
with some poon.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/193317/Me.jpg

How can a face like that turn down Squeezebean?

She outweighed me by about 100lbs, I was intimidated.

so you're irish Blue?

Irish? Is that sarcasm? I drink like an Irishmen and was raised catholic with plenty of drinking and fighting, but the i guess that the similarities end there. Leprechauns? I'd hit it.

yes it's sarcasm....I can clearly see you're German

Ricco Suave.....

Originally posted by Curly Howard
yes it's sarcasm....I can clearly see you're German

Hahahahaha! Yep. I'm a Kraut!

Originally posted by Nuno
Charles in charge of
Our days and our nights.
Charles in charge of
Our wrongs and our rights.
So I say
I want Charles in charge of me.


Great I have the ****ing song stuck in my head now fo eva

I have had that **** away the pain song in my head since last night.