View Full Version : GlobalMMA Long Distance Contest
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 02:12 PM I, the Ensanity, will call you...TODAY.
*crowd cheers*
If you are selected, you win a call from me...
All you have to do is write an essay...40 words or less about WHY i should waste time calling you...
Canada can not join the Contest..
Good luck...maybe Ill call you!!!!
Prince 07-08-2003, 02:13 PM because you love me
Somehow I think a female will win this contest.......
......if they even try.
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 02:15 PM I did this on IL and both females and males won...more than one can win
Prince 07-08-2003, 02:18 PM i'd like to give you the warning that i have been known to masturbate on the phone but not intentionally...this could only happen if i have an erection and i had one yesterday, so you should be safe if you call anytime within the next 10 days.
The Mouse 07-08-2003, 02:18 PM http://www.berubians.com/postboard/images/smileys/kitty.gif Gay.
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 02:20 PM Originally posted by Mouse
http://www.berubians.com/postboard/images/smileys/kitty.gif Gay. youre so not winning
The Mouse 07-08-2003, 02:25 PM http://www.berubians.com/postboard/images/smileys/turban.gif Even Muhamad Shakabar Ishmael says this thread is gay.
Allison 07-08-2003, 02:29 PM If we had phone sex could I get the black card?
Prince 07-08-2003, 02:31 PM clean your pm box ensanity
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 02:32 PM Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
If we had phone sex could I get the black card? hmmmm?
let me get back to you oooo.....
nah. i forgot, im not into the phone sex thing...only at REALLY thirsty times.
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 02:34 PM Cleaneded out gay boy
Originally posted by The Ensanity
Cleaneded out gay boy
That sounds gay......
Wushu 07-08-2003, 02:47 PM I talked to Ensanity beofre. He is really is playa smoove
I think that you should call me Ensanity to brighten my ****ed up day...
Originally posted by Kato
I think that you should call me Ensanity to brighten my ****ed up day... :boohoo:
rtbrouwer 07-08-2003, 03:02 PM Ensanity should call me because I one of the few who is taking the time to actually write a 40 word essay. Besides that I live in the country where weed is legal and prostitution is cheap. Another good reason is that I sound like Bas Rutten (or at least that's what everybody says)
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lightweight 07-08-2003, 03:05 PM Disqualified. More then 40 words.
Allison 07-08-2003, 03:06 PM Originally posted by rtbrouwer
Ensanity should call me because I one of the few who is taking the time to actually write a 40 word essay. Besides that I live in the country where weed is legal and prostitution is cheap. Another good reason is that I sound like Bas Rutten (or at least that's what everybody says)
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I think you sound much more like Dracula.
Eyes Of The South 07-08-2003, 03:27 PM Because im your ****ing broe *****
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BOOONGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
rtbrouwer 07-08-2003, 03:39 PM Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I think you sound much more like Dracula.
I have a deep voice, I know... I should be a shrink, if I talk relaxed, not to fast, my voice is very peacefull and calming.
Eyes Of The South 07-08-2003, 03:59 PM Eh?
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 04:00 PM give me 5 minutes
The Mouse 07-08-2003, 04:21 PM http://www.berubians.com/postboard/images/smileys/yikes.gif
DOGGx0 07-08-2003, 09:41 PM lol@mouses smileys
Curly Howard 07-08-2003, 09:57 PM i win!!!!!!!!
AgonYx0 07-08-2003, 10:41 PM Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
If we had phone sex could I get the black card?
why dont you just face the fact that your white and always will be white. And i thought eminem was a ****ing freak of nature.
The Ensanity 07-08-2003, 11:19 PM Originally posted by Curly Howard
i win!!!!!!!! Ill call tomorrow
Napol 07-09-2003, 01:06 AM why are u all homos?
The Ensanity 07-09-2003, 01:10 AM Because I use homonyms
The Ensanity 07-09-2003, 03:59 PM Cesero
Blue Dawg
Bzob
won so far...anymore takers
I am a Winner, I knew it! My mom always told me so...and Kato made fun of me...but it is true
I AM A WINNER!
Bluecifer 07-09-2003, 04:02 PM Originally posted by Bzob
I am a Winner, I knew it! My mom always told me so...and Kato made fun of me...but it is true
I AM A WINNER!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Tammy 07-09-2003, 04:03 PM I've already talked to you so this contest is pointless to me.
The Ensanity 07-09-2003, 04:05 PM Originally posted by Tammy
I've already talked to you so this contest is pointless to me. Yes it is...leave the thread
Tammy 07-09-2003, 04:06 PM Me love you.
The Ensanity 07-09-2003, 04:07 PM Originally posted by Tammy
Me love you. I love me too
*hugs himself*
VulgarTheClown 07-09-2003, 04:16 PM I won this contest on ironlife!
The Ensanity 07-09-2003, 04:17 PM yes you did, ben
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