I hate life, I have my reasons.

Why do you?

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Yeah kinda.

I used to bone my girlfreind and for fun she would call up one of her friends and talk to them to see if they noticed we were ****ing. It would be so damn funny!!!!!

I'd take the phone from her and say "Guess what, I am shoving my penis in your friend right now."

Damn that was fun.

lol

i told the guy i was talking to i was jacking off

Originally posted by ruffneck119
Yeah kinda.

I used to bone my girlfreind and for fun she would call up one of her friends and talk to them to see if they noticed we were ****ing. It would be so damn funny!!!!!

I'd take the phone from her and say "Guess what, I am shoving my penis in your friend right now."

Damn that was fun.

I had a chick do that once. She called one of her friends while she was riding me and when her friend asked her how she was doing she said "Great! I have a dick in me right now!" I love funny girls!

*raging hard on*

sex stories are great...too bad i dont have any to share.

I once skeeted in this girl's mouth at a Best Burger. Man, I miss college