with the stripper I'm seeing. It was my first time in a completely naked environment where people were playing volleyball, frisbee, and all sorts of activities totally naked. It was a trip. Talking to naked strangers is very strange. Also, I realized shaving my pubes makes my dick look bigger.

You were naked,too?

Did you get an erection walking around? I always wondered if it was common or how people would take it...

Isn't it wierd when you run on the beach naked and your dick flaps everywhere and hits your legs? If you tape a little red flag to the head and move your hips in a circular motion, little kids at the nude beach would love it. "Look little girl, it's a windmill!!"

I bet everyone there are people you do not want to see naked , at a nudist beach

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
You were naked,too?

Did you get an erection walking around? I always wondered if it was common or how people would take it...

WHy wouldn't he be nude also? I'm pretty sure they kick you outta there if you aren't nude yourself.

I was naked, but didn't get wood. I felt too scrutinized to get happy. Also, it was more fascinating than sexual seeing all these normal people walking around naked.

I dont think you're required to get naked....

There was both good looking people and ugly fat ones too. Young, old, all sorts of people. I saw one of my neighbors and an ex-client there too. We pretended not to see each other. Some people were not all the way naked(girls wearing bottoms) and a few gawkers that weren't naked. 95% of everyone was naked though.

I wish we had a nude beach here. It would save me a lot of trips to the tanning salon.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I dont think you're required to get naked.... I thought they were...to keep the looky loo's out...maybe I thought wrong

Do any surfing while you were there?

I imagine I would get wood myself.

They are ensanity.

::trip:: "Ooooh sorry about that!! I didn't mean to spill this juice all over you!! here, let me lick it off for you!!!"

Originally posted by Tom
Do any surfing while you were there?

This was actually a nude lake beach so there were no waves. Also, surfing naked chafes your penis and gets wax in your pubes.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
wax in your pubes. But its SEX wax

Actually, I just looked it up. If its a nude resort,(as in, a private owned club) then you're required. If its a beach, its considered "clothing optional". Thats actually the official term, and you arent required to be nude if you arent comfortable with it.

* BANG BANG BANG~!!!*

There were signs that said clothing optional. It was packed there. I had no idea there was such a big nude scene.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Actually, I just looked it up. If its a nude resort,(as in, a private owned club) then you're required. If its a beach, its considered "clothing optional". Thats actually the official term, and you arent required to be nude if you arent comfortable with it. I guess I got plans this weekend


*calls his pervert friends*

::runs around beach like a madman holding **** in hands:: "Any lil girls want to play with me?!?!"

Are there nude beaches near you, Ensanity? I looked and there arent any around here, but I meant to tell Aaron Bizarre that there is one somewhere in Boston.

The one I went to was @Sauvie Island.

I think there are some in San Diego or close to it.

I would somehow manage to get my self arested at a nude beach.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Are there nude beaches near you, Ensanity? I looked and there arent any around here, but I meant to tell Aaron Bizarre that there is one somewhere in Boston.


did they get specific? where in Boston? there are few beaches in the city itself worth going to.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Are there nude beaches near you, Ensanity? Probably not...but Ill just get some girls at the beach and it will have the same affect

i hate life

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I think there are some in San Diego or close to it.

I would somehow manage to get my self arested at a nude beach. San Diego?


Im down if you are

Originally posted by ruffneck119
I think there are some in San Diego or close to it.

I would somehow manage to get my self arested at a nude beach.

Blacks Beach is a nude beach. Great surf there too. There is also one in Avila Beach called pirates cove.

i hate life.

Blue, you were walking around gazing at all the guys weren't you.

I can imagine the booty at pirate's cove.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i hate life.

What's wrong lil cracka?

George, I couldnt find one near Boston, but I found these other ones in Mass...You could just drive..Oh Wait.


http://bostonplus.com/beachesnude.html

Originally posted by Big_Papa
Blue, you were walking around gazing at all the guys weren't you.

Actually, my only complaint was all the sausage. It would have been much better if they were all chicks.

and yes, i do hate life.

Originally posted by Cesaro
life is bad

Why? Did something happen?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
George, I couldnt find one near Boston, but I found these other ones in Mass...You could just drive..Oh Wait.


http://bostonplus.com/beachesnude.html



all but one of those are gay beaches. Stay away from Providence-town. Its Gayer then Vin Diesil in San Francisco.

Oh. Nevermind.

I saw 2 huge biker homos having a PICNIC. It was very traumatic.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I saw 2 huge biker homos having a PICNIC. It was very traumatic. HAHAHAHHAHAHA

I saw 2 huge HOMOs outside of my job kissing, holding hands and digging in each others pockets...Looked like 2 ****** lumber jacks

Hahahahaha! LMAO@****** lumberjacks!