i think i'd by myself a nice fountain pen, you cant go wrong with a good pen im telling ya

what about you cunts?

Firstly i'd make sure i'll tell no one except for my familiy. Invest half and spend the rest on *****es and hoes.

thats a lot of *****es and hoes.... good commitment to the cause though

Send it to Mickey Carroll.

The pens a good shout
umm
Yeah i can't really think of anything.. i'd go for the pen

And by a limited amount of Alcohol (Stella of course) which would last me a life time.

I won the lottery. £10.

I bought some diesel for my car, but with the obscene prices i still ended up £30 out of pocket.

Oh but the pen sounds like a great purchase so i'll remember that for the next time i'm lucky enough to bathe in glory.

DURAN what you think of this pen?

http://www.fahrneyspens.com/ProductImages/Large/p28873b.jpg

I think its very nice.. i'd love to write a cheque with that beauty

Hire out a bulldozer and go on a rampage round my town, secondly hiring a lawyer of the highest order to get me off the subsequent charges. (Not kill anyone mind).

DURAN what you think of this pen?

http://www.fahrneyspens.com/ProductImages/Large/p28873b.jpg

I think its very nice.. i'd love to write a cheque with that beauty
thats a ****ing great pen, i love your endeavour mate

i could write some beautiful things with that.... how many times have you needed a pen and you cant find one? a pens not just for xmas, a pens for life

Hire out a bulldozer and go on a rampage round my town, secondly hiring a lawyer of the highest order to get me off the subsequent charges. (Not kill anyone mind).
surely nobody would notice if manchester was bulldozed??! and would anybody care? haha

Wait how much do you even win?

Anyway I'd probably start by paying off all of my families mortages; Parents, Uncle and aunts x 3.

Then see what happens from there.

a good point raised there from my main man nicky....

lets say you win 5 million, that seems about the average victory nowadays

id probably go on a mad 2 week long bender to get things started. then id sort all me family out with houses cars etc. probably half million to spend meself n put the rest n me owld boys trust. hes pretty good with money and would probably invest it wisely whereas id just waste it like a cunt.

how much we talking here duran? just your average 3 mill or so or a mega win.

a good point raised there from my main man nicky....

lets say you win 5 million, that seems about the average victory nowadays

id probably go on a mad 2 week long bender to get things started. then id sort all me family out with houses cars etc. probably half million to spend meself n put the rest n me owld boys trust. hes pretty good with money and would probably invest it wisely whereas id just waste it like a cunt.

how much we talking here duran? just your average 3 mill or so or a mega win.

too fast for me duran mate

**** I don't know about buying people cars.

I'd rather buy them somethign more substantial like mortage. That way they'll be much better off in the long run than a ****ty car that will depreciate, make you look like a wanker and drink petrol!

buying a good fountain pen would be high on my list of priorities like.

too fast for me duran mate
i tell you what, we'll split the difference and say 4 million! haha 4 million it is

**** I don't know about buying people cars.

I'd rather buy them somethign more substantial like mortage. That way they'll be much better off in the long run than a ****ty car that will depreciate, make you look like a wanker and drink petrol!

yeh you must be a proper wanker to buy someone a car???

if they asked for it and i had a few mill i wouldnt mess about.

buying a good fountain pen would be high on my list of priorities like.
i like your style, a good pen says a lot about a man

non of this bic ****

yeh you must be a proper wanker to buy someone a car???

if they asked for it and i had a few mill i wouldnt mess about.

No I mean, driving a proper expensive car.

Like say you live in a terrace with off street parking, and a Bentely outside.

WHo wouldn't think what a wanker?!

Wait how much do you even win?

Anyway I'd probably start by paying off all of my families mortages; Parents, Uncle and aunts x 3.

Then see what happens from there.

**** 'em!, i'd say: "Here you go, how's that for you?, (While handing over 4 cans of beer) that's for the 4 cans you got me for my birthday you stingy TWAT".

No I mean, driving a proper expensive car.

Like say you live in a terrace with off street parking, and a Bentely outside.

WHo wouldn't think what a wanker?!

fair do's but id still have no problem buying them a decent car. did you pass ya test by the way mate? did our advice work lol

i like your style, a good pen says a lot about a man

non of this bic ****

haha very true. a ****ty unreliable bic makes you look ****ty and unreliable. just like one of those gay pens with the daft pink feathers on the top make ya look gay and daft.

A fountain pen.. thats the one for me

fair do's but id still have no problem buying them a decent car. did you pass ya test by the way mate? did our advice work lol

lol, well it don't make them a wanker. I just think it would bring about too much unwanted problems.

And yeah I did thanks, I didn't get a hard on and passed with 8 minors!

**** 'em!, i'd say: "Here you go, how's that for you?, (While handing over 4 cans of beer) that's for the 4 cans you got me for my birthday you stingy TWAT".

lmao i wouldnt be that mean. might do it first for a bit of a laugh like.

haha very true. a ****ty unreliable bic makes you look ****ty and unreliable. just like one of those gay pens with the daft pink feathers on the top make ya look gay and daft.

A fountain pen.. thats the one for me

It's all about the Parker pens. **** those new ones.

Parker cartridges! Tell anyone you're a cut above the rest. Also draws parraells to your man hood, unlike "Small cartridges."

lol, well it don't make them a wanker. I just think it would bring about too much unwanted problems.

And yeah I did thanks, I didn't get a hard on and passed with 8 minors!

haha nice one mate. well done.

My bro did actually buy be 4 Cans of Sainsburys ecnomoy larger for me birthdya last year.

Was more of a joke though.... I think/hope.

I got 4 cans of boddingtons of one of my my aunties, i mean come on!, boddingtons???, i don't even drink the ****.

i like your style, a good pen says a lot about a man

non of this bic ****

The perfect pen in my humble opinion is the Limited Edition Mystery Masterpiece, a joint creation between Mont blanc and Van Cleef & Arpels.

It will set you back at a mere $730,000 but i'm not sure how much that is in sterling.

The pen itself has 840 diamonds and more than 20 carats of gemstones set in a Van Cleef & Arpels patented "Mystery Setting" that conceals the stone settings. A groove is made on the culet, the bottom facet of the stone, which is then slid onto the threads of the lattice design so that the stones can be held in place side by side without any visible support. There are three variations, set either with rubies, sapphires or emeralds, and accented by diamonds. The three variations of these marvelous pens are limited to three releases each for a total of nine. The unique work took over a year and a half to create by skilled artisans.

Search the web for a decent image. Be warned!!!!!!! The beauty is nothing like i've seen before.

Asked my dad how much interest a million in the back would yield... he said 2k a week? Does that sound about right. Which is cool.

In honesty, i think i'd retire on that. What I'd do is buy a farm, get some horses, goats, sheep, cows, pigs... couple of chickens and a duck pond and potter around that all day. Lovely.

Really 2k? So I'd stick 500k in there a grand a week.

Wait that wouldn't work would it :/

Wait that wouldn't work would it :/

no ****ing idea.

maybe he said 2k a month...

Anyway the important thing is... i'd buy a farm.

Funny?

Pastoral?

Arable?

Anyway the important thing is... i'd buy a farm.
**** me i think mickey's turned into forrest gump

Funny?

Pastoral?

Arable?

A bit of both perhaps, i'd have no aversion to yielding a crop or two...and driving a tractor might be fun.

To be honest, it'd be easier to breed the animals. I think i'd have some very high pedigree cows, special breeds etc. Yuppy ****. Like the japanese ones you feed beer to get really fat.

Perhaps buy a couple of stud-racehorses and a few prize pigs. Make enough money to employ a couple of kids and tide the place over and keep myself busy.

Anyway the important thing is... i'd buy a farm.

A bit of both perhaps, i'd have no aversion to yielding a crop or two...and driving a tractor might be fun.

To be honest, it'd be easier to breed the animals. I think i'd have some very high pedigree cows, special breeds etc. Yuppy ****. Like the japanese ones you feed beer to get really fat.

Perhaps buy a couple of stud-racehorses and a few prize pigs. Make enough money to employ a couple of kids and tide the place over and keep myself busy.

If you were actually in the financial position to fund this venture, I'd strongly encourage you to give up your dream. The agriculture industry is on the decline in MEDC's and it's unbelievably hard to retain a decent wage. Hence why they resort to battery chickens etc.

Funny how Geography has some how made be an authority on this matter.

You seen that ****ty program Jimmys Farm?

Anyway two words; Artificial Insemination.

If you were actually in the financial position to fund this venture, I'd strongly encourage you to give up your dream. The agriculture industry is on the decline in MEDC's and it's unbelievably hard to retain a decent wage. Hence why they resort to battery chickens etc.

Funny how Geography has some how made be an authority on this matter.

You seen that ****ty program Jimmys Farm?

Anyway two words; Artificial Insemination.

I wouldn't do it to be rich or make money. I'd do it for my own enjoyment, possibly open some kind of centre for deprived city kids, give them time in the country.


Besides, i'd be loaded already... plus i'd be breeding racehorses and pedigree animals. I'm not going to wholescale slaughter 100 cows... it's be a small herd for my own amusement.

The place would have a lake where i could fish, a wood where i could shoot...

Oh yeah, love it. I can see it now.

I'd open the best damn coffeeshop in Amsterdam.

I wouldn't do it to be rich or make money. I'd do it for my own enjoyment, possibly open some kind of centre for deprived city kids, give them time in the country.


Besides, i'd be loaded already... plus i'd be breeding racehorses and pedigree animals. I'm not going to wholescale slaughter 100 cows... it's be a small herd for my own amusement.

The place would have a lake where i could fish, a wood where i could shoot...

Oh yeah, love it. I can see it now.


You really surprise me mickey, but in a good way. Great idea and a simple and perfect lifestyle.

We got this rare breeds farm in cholderton not far from where I live, got a season ticket (it's cheaper than one at white hart lane) and I take my boy there, he ****ing loves it and so do I.

Hopefully we can move to wales in a year or so, looking for a nice 4/5 bedroom house, with a seperate cottage for the in-laws and a few outbuildings and at least 5 acres of land, sea views and near a river. Saw one advertised in a local paper from fishguard, where her parents are and it was as above, but without the cottage and had a big static caravan instead and it was only £375,000 which is within our reach financially.


My dream would be to own an island of my own, and you'd be surprised what you can get.

Check this out, enter your price range and ideal location and dream away fellas.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/sale-price-500K-1M.htm

You really surprise me mickey, but in a good way. Great idea and a simple and perfect lifestyle.

We got this rare breeds farm in cholderton not far from where I live, got a season ticket (it's cheaper than one at white hart lane) and I take my boy there, he ****ing loves it and so do I.

Hopefully we can move to wales in a year or so, looking for a nice 4/5 bedroom house, with a seperate cottage for the in-laws and a few outbuildings and at least 5 acres of land, sea views and near a river. Saw one advertised in a local paper from fishguard, where her parents are and it was as above, but without the cottage and had a big static caravan instead and it was only £375,000 which is within our reach financially.


My dream would be to own an island of my own, and you'd be surprised what you can get.

Check this out, enter your price range and ideal location and dream away fellas.

http://www.privateislandsonline.com/sale-price-500K-1M.htm
im not sure i should go to this website, it will only depress me by showing what i cant have!!

your house in wales sounds nice though mate, fair play if you can get it.

I have two dreams. The first is to buy a plot of land somewhere serene and tranquil and build my own house there, from start to finish

the second is to own a live music bar with my brother in new york. You can but dream

im not sure i should go to this website, it will only depress me by showing what i cant have!!

your house in wales sounds nice though mate, fair play if you can get it.

I have two dreams. The first is to buy a plot of land somewhere serene and tranquil and build my own house there, from start to finish

the second is to own a live music bar with my brother in new york. You can but dream

Check the site out, you can get some really nice islands for less than a mortgage. Ideal for fishing or for renting out and pulling in an income. Although you need to make sure getting there is farely easy.

I'd love to build my own house, I actually like the idea of getting into property development.

Pursue your dreams Duran, your young and intelligent and if you want it badly enough you can get it. It's better to have tried than not tried at all. You don't know what's around the corner and you could have commitments in the near future that could make it even harder to pursue and then end up regretting it.

Check the site out, you can get some really nice islands for less than a mortgage. Ideal for fishing or for renting out and pulling in an income. Although you need to make sure getting there is farely easy.

I'd love to build my own house, I actually like the idea of getting into property development.

Pursue your dreams Duran, your young and intelligent and if you want it badly enough you can get it. It's better to have tried than not tried at all. You don't know what's around the corner and you could have commitments in the near future that could make it even harder to pursue and then end up regretting it.
oh im definitely gonna try and do these things. i've already started my own little business up, nothing major but its doing ok at the minute. trying to become an entrepenuer!! haha

property development is something im really interested in. Its very dangerous getting involved now though because of the interest rates etc..... but if you was to buy somewhere cheap now and was able to hold onto it, do it up well you could make a fortune within a year or so if the economy situation improves

oh im definitely gonna try and do these things. i've already started my own little business up, nothing major but its doing ok at the minute. trying to become an entrepenuer!! haha

property development is something im really interested in. Its very dangerous getting involved now though because of the interest rates etc..... but if you was to buy somewhere cheap now and was able to hold onto it, do it up well you could make a fortune within a year or so if the economy situation improves

Whats the business then that you've started up?

Whats the business then that you've started up?
have pm'd you mate

I'd pay off close family's debts/mortgages first, put some money towards Macc Town F.C about £50,000 so they could carry out some ground improvements. I.d buy a house with a massive land plot, probably have to be a farm, so my dog could actually have somewhere to run about, I'd probably get a few more dogs too, so he had sommat to shag or run about with. I should have enough there to buy a pub where I can walk in and out of freely pulling pints for myself all day long.

The first thing I would do is take a huge dump on my bosses desk then I would move somewhere warm and get fat.

The first thing I would do is take a huge dump on my bosses desk then I would move somewhere warm and get fat.

solid or runny?

solid or runny?

You have a choice?

You really surprise me mickey, but in a good way. Great idea and a simple and perfect lifestyle.

We got this rare breeds farm in cholderton not far from where I live, got a season ticket (it's cheaper than one at white hart lane) and I take my boy there, he ****ing loves it and so do I.

Hopefully we can move to wales in a year or so, looking for a nice 4/5 bedroom house, with a seperate cottage for the in-laws and a few outbuildings and at least 5 acres of land, sea views and near a river. Saw one advertised in a local paper from fishguard, where her parents are and it was as above, but without the cottage and had a big static caravan instead and it was only £375,000 which is within our reach financially.


My dream would be to own an island of my own, and you'd be surprised what you can get.

Check this out, enter your price range and ideal location and dream away fellas.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/sale-price-500K-1M.htm

Why did yer do that to me man? Now all I can think about is sitting on me own beach drinking a stella... do dreams come true?

solid or runny?

Solid, preferably with a hint of sweetcorn.

You have a choice?

I have a good handle on my diet Mickey, if I need solid then banana's and bread, runny and a smoothie does the trick. Useful weapon to have in your armoury mate.

Why did yer do that to me man? Now all I can think about is sitting on me own beach drinking a stella... do dreams come true?

Not all the time, but some do if you want them enough. If ever I get an island of my own, I'll invite yer Southpaw if you bring the booze.

Not all the time, but some do if you want them enough. If ever I get an island of my own, I'll invite yer Southpaw if you bring the booze.

Cheers. I'll bring a cargo ship of Stella with me.

Cheers. I'll bring a cargo ship of Stella with me.

Thats the weekend sorted, what about the rest of the week?

Thats the weekend sorted, what about the rest of the week?

I'll get a pipe hooked up to the mainland, we'll get a choice of Jack Daniels or Stella on tap. Sorted.

probs die within a couple of weeks with a coke and drink overdose

probs die within a couple of weeks with a coke and drink overdose

That's extravagant.

"What would you do if you won the lotto?" "I would have an overdose on coke and die"

:rofl:

Pay off my parents debts...Something like £400,000..

Pay off all my uncles and Aunties debts... Your talking another £250,000...

Pay off my Uni fees...

Then go and buy Mass-tech, i've been meaning to get that for ages.....

Pay off my parents debts...Something like £400,000..

Pay off all my uncles and Aunties debts... Your talking another £250,000...

Pay off my Uni fees...

Then go and buy Mass-tech, i've been meaning to get that for ages.....

And I thought my Mum was in debt. :eek:

And I thought my Mum was in debt. :eek:


hahaha... I know mate, no1 cares in my family, spend whatever man, you only get to live once...

If in debt, change your name, passport, identity and move houses.. It's a pakistani thing....:lol1: