View Full Version : I'm going to enlist...


The Mouse
07-06-2003, 02:46 PM
Bout ****'n time that I enlist into the Marines.

Most of my family is in the marines, my cousin is on a 5-man death squad on active duty right now.. he tells me stories and i get jelouse. I have a gift for killing and combat that in society I can only use in the cage. I join the Marines and I can use it in ways that I had only dreamed. I can shoot, stab, and dismantle stupid ****s for the better being of my country, and it's all legal and encouraged there, lol.

I'm going to go and talk to a recruiter tomorrow and hopefully ship out in a few months. I'm already physically ready but will increase my workouts to the extreme due to the fact that I don't want to just settle for a standard infantry possition. Like everything else I want to see how far I can go, hopefully make a death squad like my cousin or some other special branch, we'll see. I'm thinkin by the time that I get out in 4-6 years that I can return to the cage and unleash my fury once more. This will happen, this is reality, and this is why God put me on this ****'n earth.

:devil

VulgarTheClown
07-06-2003, 02:58 PM
after reading that i have a raging hard on

AgonYx0
07-06-2003, 04:10 PM
what a turn on haha

Purity
07-06-2003, 06:11 PM
good deal matt. i can see you turning into a warrior in the forces.....and i feel pity for our enemies.

Zen
07-06-2003, 07:32 PM
I don't know what a death squad is, but it sounds like it'd be a cool job.

LukeDothSucketh
07-06-2003, 08:36 PM
****in sweet, do it

lightweight
07-06-2003, 10:11 PM
Ben's Cpt. Johnson is standing at full attention, saluting you.......these are special times.

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 11:12 AM
I'm goin to the recruitment office today on my lunch break. Marine Infantry here I come. :lovers:

Aaron Bizarre
07-07-2003, 11:19 AM
I have a friend who is a sharp shooter in the Marines. I wouldnt mind learning to be sneaky and snipe effciently to help my team.

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 11:31 AM
Sniper school is pretty damn bruital, props to your friend.

Aaron Bizarre
07-07-2003, 11:42 AM
what are you thinking Mouse? you going Infantry?

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 11:48 AM
I'm going Infantry. They say when you go Infantry all the way, that even after bootcamp it's like you're in bootcamp the whole time you're enlisted. They say it's the field that pushes you the hardest, that better be a promise!! I'm thinkin that if I say Infantry, that if I push myself harder than most of those mother ****ers that are in my company that I will be able to get into a special branch which would enable me to see more action. Who knows. But yea, I'm goin to tell 'em I want Infantry.

Me and a few of my friends where laughin our asses off last night talkin bout this. There's a point in training where they teach you hand to hand combat as Infantry and they let you fight other guys. lol, I'm goin to kill them. This is what I'm looking forward to the most.

realkaps
07-07-2003, 12:04 PM
I was watching this thing on the marines boot camp on TV. They teach you basic chokes and ****......

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 12:07 PM
Yea that's what I'm sayin. They're gunna teach me **** that I already know. Then when they let me get my hands on another Marine in order to "test what we've learned" I'm going to kill him, lol. muahahAHAHHAA!!! What I want to learn though is how to dismantle and shut-down a man with a knife, hand to hand combat is pretty much done for me.

realkaps
07-07-2003, 12:14 PM
Its pretty much a wrestling match on your knees. Maybe you should challenge the D.I.

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 12:18 PM
**** that, I'll dismantle the mother ****ers they put up against me and the D.I. can challenge me.

realkaps
07-07-2003, 12:33 PM
Semper Fi....

Bzob
07-07-2003, 12:38 PM
I have a feeling Matt will fit in the Marines like a square peg for a square hole

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 12:40 PM
Sept I wont stick my square peg in that square whole softly and slowly like an infant playing with learning-blocks. I'm goin to shuv it in violently like a 50 year old rapist with a little girl. I'm goin to make it bleed and show it that I own it.

Bzob
07-07-2003, 12:43 PM
NO

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 12:44 PM
Oh.. oh yes.:lovers:

Bzob
07-07-2003, 12:46 PM
Never, You are going to do it like a Gerbal and Richard Geere

The Mouse
07-07-2003, 12:49 PM
I'm not a homo who thinks he's Barba Strisandandand, I'm a ****ing violent man.. a loving man of peace.. a violent man who gets off on killing!!.. i love animals and could never hit a girl.. im a very confused man, lol. Marines will straighten me out and hopefully brainwash me into a coldblooded killer. That once I get out of Infantry I will return to the cage and unleash my fury. fld;kasjf;lsdkfja;sdlkfja;sdlkfjasdf *****!!!

Bzob
07-07-2003, 12:51 PM
you are Flacid like your pimp hand