There's a girl who works at my gym. Tall blonde girl, very pretty and a body to die for. Now I always make a point of saying hello, chatting and generally trying to flirt.... god loves a trier.

i've noticed recently that she's been giving me the eye (prob wishful thinking a bit) so i've been giving her the eye back (im cool like that). The thing is, there's an instructor there who's a beast and I always notice him hanging round her etc, so i'm guessing he may have an interest or might already be seeing her

Now then, do I just think **** it and ask her out?? This could backfire on two levels.... the big geezer could get the hump and also she may say know leaving me in awkward position everytime I go gym..... tis a poser

Go for it!

Ask that dude if he's tappin' it

More like rapping judging by that description, why else does he need the muscles!

Walk up to the beast, lay him spark out with one crack, whisk the bird up into your arms, walk outside, hail a taxi, tell thus said driver to put the boot down and to run over any and all OAP's that get in the way.

When arrived at your bachelor pad, knock the driver out as well for being a slow tart, straight up the stairs, boot the door down ( you haven't got time to fumble about in your pockets for keys ) throw lady lover onto the bed ( knock off all the empty Pot Noodles first mind ) unleash the trousersnake, Multiple orgasms, thank you and goodnight.

Walk up to the beast, lay him spark out with one crack, whisk the bird up into your arms, walk outside, hail a taxi, tell thus said driver to put the boot down and to run over any and all OAP's that get in the way.

When arrived at your bachelor pad, knock the driver out as well for being a slow tart, straight up the stairs, boot the door down ( you haven't got time to fumble about in your pockets for keys ) throw lady lover onto the bed ( knock off all the empty Pot Noodles first mind ) unleash the trousersnake, Multiple orgasms, thank you and goodnight.

GTA4 is great

Walk up to the beast, lay him spark out with one crack, whisk the bird up into your arms, walk outside, hail a taxi, tell thus said driver to put the boot down and to run over any and all OAP's that get in the way.

When arrived at your bachelor pad, knock the driver out as well for being a slow tart, straight up the stairs, boot the door down ( you haven't got time to fumble about in your pockets for keys ) throw lady lover onto the bed ( knock off all the empty Pot Noodles first mind ) unleash the trousersnake, Multiple orgasms, thank you and goodnight.
thats a right ****ing plan that is!!

i dont think the big guy could handle my speed, however if he got hold of me it would be curtains i reckon

you forgot that i'd have to untie my philipino sex slave from the bed, but i guess i could do that before i went to the gym.... its all falling into place

Ask that dude if he's tappin' it
on paper a good solution.... however what if he is and he decides to go ghetto on my ass for asking bout his missus?

i need a sacrificial lamb to do the asking for me.... i'll get my bro on the case

If that's a photo of you in your avy...try lowering your standards.

Good Luck!!

ps.

I always guessed you were gay for some reason! haha, anyway..

If that's a photo of you in your avy...try lowering your standards.

Good Luck!!

ps.

I always guessed you were gay for some reason! haha, anyway..
haha that is me you cheeky bastard!!

maybe your right tho.... i think i might go after the big fella instead

If you're not cool with the dude then definitely don't ask him anything. Just ask the girl out. There's no harm in it. Even if the dude is hitting it, you didn't know and did nothing unusual or offensive.

good advice kayjay, and its what im thinking of doing anyways.... if she says no however then that'll be right embarassing when I go there 4 times a week!! haha oh well, **** happens

If shes an instructor........ask her to spor you or teach you a new excercise for your abs or something. Then you can talk to her without it being awkward as **** cos your squirming wondering if you should ask her out or not. If she flirts, ask her if shes single. If she dont.......dont.

Simple as...

Use the classic primary school method; only problem is it requires a mate, might be the deterring factor.

anyway; get your mate to go "My mate well likes you" If she says no then you can say "omg he was joking!!! hes always like that hes ****ing random!!!"

lol
dude just ask her out
what awkward postition if she says no
if she says no
then she said no
u prolly wont may much attention to her after ya know she aint interested in ya to notice any awkwardness

haha that is me you cheeky bastard!!

maybe your right tho.... i think i might go after the big fella instead

I like Tuggers advice. At the end of the day, we all know that Tuggers gets laid around 250% more than anyone else here.

Jokes aside...asking her if she's single whilst engaging in conversation sounds like a master stroke. It's telling here in a subtle way that you are interested without being to forceful and leaving her and you room to back off, if she isn't intrested.

As for that meat head- **** him. All's fair in love and war and all that. I've never met a bit of fanny that wasn't worth taking a kick in for.

I agree with Kayjay. Ask her, theres no reason for the bloke to do anything, aslong as your careful how you ask her.

If he is seeing her he might just take it as a compliment to his girl.

Just be careful he doesnt see you as a threat, a threat he would want to eliminate by putting the frighteners on, it's happened to me.

I agree with Kayjay. Ask her, theres no reason for the bloke to do anything, aslong as your careful how you ask her.

If he is seeing her he might just take it as a compliment to his girl.

Just be careful he doesnt see you as a threat, a threat he would want to eliminate by putting the frighteners on, it's happened to me.

Was it the farmer who threatened you?? baaa!! baa!!

God i love the Welsh.

Was it the farmer who threatened you?? baaa!! baa!!

God i love the Welsh.

That from a Yorkshire sheep shagger. Northerner limies

That from a Yorkshire sheep shagger. Northerner limies.

hahahahahaha

Was it the farmer who threatened you?? baaa!! baa!!

God i love the Welsh.

Aye he chased me with a shotgun right off his land, thought I was trying to steal his sheep probably. You know how us Welsh get about our sheep.

moment of truth, im going gym around 5ish so i'll let you guys know how i get on....

if i dont log on for a few days its cus the big fella put me through the wall and im in ward 9 on a drip

best of luck mate, the lounge is behind you

Ogi Ogi Ogi!!!
Oi Oi Oi!!

Duran, this might seem a little bit silly at first, but stick with me.

Wear a pair of really baggy trousers/shorts. Make sure you are working out hard on the weights when you see her, so she gets impressed by ya guns. Then, when she turns away, casually drop yer keks, and when she sees act all embarrassed and pull em back up again. After experiencing the mighty love length first hand, she'll be putty in your hands (and hopefully your bed).

There's a girl who works at my gym. Tall blonde girl, very pretty and a body to die for. Now I always make a point of saying hello, chatting and generally trying to flirt.... god loves a trier.

i've noticed recently that she's been giving me the eye (prob wishful thinking a bit) so i've been giving her the eye back (im cool like that). The thing is, there's an instructor there who's a beast and I always notice him hanging round her etc, so i'm guessing he may have an interest or might already be seeing her

Now then, do I just think **** it and ask her out?? This could backfire on two levels.... the big geezer could get the hump and also she may say know leaving me in awkward position everytime I go gym..... tis a poser

The next time you see him hanging around her, go over and hit him over the head with a weight, then grab her by their hair and drag her back to your abode.

The next time you see him hanging around her, go over and hit him over the head with a weight, then grab her by their hair and drag her back to your abode.

Yeah rapes only rape when the police are informed, otherwise its just a unwanted sexual encounter.

Yeah rapes only rape when the police are informed, otherwise its just a unwanted sexual encounter.

But all of durans sexual encouters so far have been unwanted, I think he's looking to move on to actually asking the girls.

This maybe a bit too late for ya but this is what i'd do if i was you:

try speaking to the big beast, spark up a general convo, about how long his been training for and what his diet consists of.. bull**** like that...

Drop that girl in the convo subliminally, say some **** like how she reminds you of someone, wait for his response.. If he goes along with the convo without punching you or calling you a *** & telling you to STFU, then he most likely he aint tapping her....

Then Voila your sorted....

lads thanks for all your efforts, but the dreams over :puppy_dog

i got chatting to one of the instructors and I basically said "i tell you who's quite tasty, that blonde piece behind the counter"

he laughed and said "mate your telling me.... she's got a fella though"

i had to put down my 50kg i had in each arm i was so upset. Another one bites the dust

not even a ****ing chinese take-away has cheered me up either. ****ing right slag she is, leading me on like that

i'm telling you now, I wont be giving her the eye anymore. She's clearly a sperm guzzler, what a cunt

lads thanks for all your efforts, but the dreams over :puppy_dog

i got chatting to one of the instructors and I basically said "i tell you who's quite tasty, that blonde piece behind the counter"

he laughed and said "mate your telling me.... she's got a fella though"

i had to put down my 50kg i had in each arm i was so upset. Another one bites the dust

The cunt's probably just saying that because he wants her for himself.

The cunt's probably just saying that because he wants her for himself.
i never thought of that....

he's a nice bloke though, but guess you cant put it past him. i'll do some more investigating

Aww cheer up son, I'll buy you a E-pint when I can.

Anyway you stupid cunt, Chinese takeaway? Gym? Good combo!

lads thanks for all your efforts, but the dreams over :puppy_dog

i got chatting to one of the instructors and I basically said "i tell you who's quite tasty, that blonde piece behind the counter"

he laughed and said "mate your telling me.... she's got a fella though"

i had to put down my 50kg i had in each arm i was so upset. Another one bites the dust

Now.... if i was going to lie on this topic, i'd have made the untruth that i scuttled her from behind immidiately after giving it some dangle at an angle. 50kg on your scrawny arms?! **** off Duran!!!! haha

The cunt's probably just saying that because he wants her for himself.

Or maybe wants Duran to stay single ;)

These fitness first gyms are centres for homos!

Now.... if i was going to lie on this topic, i'd have made the untruth that i scuttled her from behind immidiately after giving it some dangle at an angle. 50kg on your scrawny arms?! **** off Duran!!!! haha



Or maybe wants Duran to stay single ;)

These fitness first gyms are centres for homos!
haha you rumbled me, from now on im gonna call you columbo....

sharp as a marble you are!!

i did 2 bags of sugar once, that was in my prime though

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

A bit of Queen never fails to cheers one's self up :banana:

And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

A bit of Queen never fails to cheers one's self up :banana:
that has got me smiling again mate, i can always count on you to make thing better

shall we do a duet of "we are the champions". i've got a ****ing great voice, and like i've told you before i play a mean triangle

Fella **** all, Duran. If shes been givin you that eye she wants ****ed, simple as that!

Next time you see her bent over just walk up behind her, push your groin into her ass and whisper in her ear "i want to be in you". That should do the trick.

Seriously though, because a chick has a BF doesn't mean they dont want ****ed by another guy. I bet we've all ****ed girls who have boyfriends before. If she's lookin at you she's been eyeing you she wants it.

Be a dirty dog, treat her like a slut, you know thats what she wants. :boxing:

that has got me smiling again mate, i can always count on you to make thing better

shall we do a duet of "we are the champions". i've got a ****ing great voice, and like i've told you before i play a mean triangle

Anything for you babes :luvbed:

I've always been a bit more of a Bohemian Rhapsody man myself, although I don't think even we have the voices for that one.

Duran...YOU LOSER.

Tuggers would have had it wrapped up. Straight away.