SO I'm at the door IDing people to get into my bar.

These 2 girls walk up with 2 older women behind them, so i ask the younger women for ID and I then turn to there mothers and ask for their ID as well, just to give them ****.

so the daughters make with the ID real quick like and 1 goes right inside.

Now it takes some convincing to get the older women to give the ID but They do. 1 of them is 41 and used to be fat! SUPER FAT! I tel her thank you and that she can enter the building. The other one is 43. I ID her and thank her for cooperating.

She then goes and starts rubbin on the cop doin detail with me. He pushes her off and she comes to me.

the 41 yeah old asks who am I to be IDing someone of her age. I just tell her its my job and i mean no offense by IDing her. SHe then says "I bet your not even 20." Then the 43 year old asks how old i am I tell her 21.

The 43year old gets close to me, REALLY close to me.

She states that i would be "a good time" and that i could probably get the "the job done". at this point in time she is rubbing my arm.

She asks me if I have my own room. I inform her that i have my own apartment.

She then asks me what my plans are after work. I tell her that i have none. She tells me to take her back to my place.

I ask her "what for" very sarcastically and she starts rubbing on me even more.

I then inform her that i have to be completely inactive for the next 6 weeks and she asks why so i tell her i pierced my dick that morning.

her left hand starts reaching for my junk and her daughter screams "THATS ENOUGH MOM GET THE **** INSIDE!"

grabs her mom and drags her inside. (the daughter was there the whole time).

The cop doin detail work with me says that mabye i should take her home I might learn something.

...did you really pierce your ****? please say no.

i was sapposed to yesterday mornin but the girl i was gonna go with couldn't afford her piercing so we didn't go

how much is a **** piercing

the place i go to get pierced normally they charge 25

some peopel charge more cause its a **** piercing i've heard up to 100

I hate being **** blocked by women.

I feel your pain...

i did not want to bone her she was old

My piercing cost me liek 65 or something i can't remember now it seems so long ago thati got it done

Vulgar shoudl have jumped on that old hag and had a wrinkle sandwich

eewwwww

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
eewwwww


indeed

hahahhaa, oh **** that is funny

Why would you get your penis pierced. Gay.

Don't forget to ask your boyfriend what flavour he wants the stud

Only 43? To old for you?

So if your jewish you can stick metal in your dick but can't get a tattoo?

I get high all the time. I smokes that good ****.

I get drunk all the time. I drinks that good ****...

Originally posted by Gman
So if your jewish you can stick metal in your dick but can't get a tattoo?

neither is allowed

but i amready have piercings and my parents will never see my **** so its nto a big deal


whereas if i got a tattooo and they saw it they would ****

***** just get the tattoo.

ttt...........................

Anyone seen Ruffneck around lately?

Anyone seen Ruffneck around lately?


I saw him on AIM last week, but he was "away".

So vulgar's one of those stupid powertrippin bouncers that ID people that are obviously of age, way to slow down the line up ****face.

I hope your peircing punctures your pee hole.

ttt...........................


i know it was a great story and all but come on did this need ot be TTT'd? how bored are you?

So vulgar's one of those stupid powertrippin bouncers that ID people that are obviously of age, way to slow down the line up ****face.

I hope your peircing punctures your pee hole.


are you ****ing stupid? did you not read that this thread is 2 YEARS OLD!?

and inclase you didn't read the beginning of the story i was just giving them ****. you know like having a snese of humor? Older *****es love when you insinuate they are young.

but really waht would you knwo about anything having to do with women?

yeah yeah i know you got a good job and KO power and i bet you date a super model.

Me personally i'm amazed you can type so fast with 1 hand. I bet you own stock in astroglide.

Actually I used to date a girl with a modeling portfolio, not a super model though. I wouldn't play the women card with me it won't work.

I've thought of getting a tatt, ya know, something rare like a butterfly on my lower back or a flower on my ankle. I hear they hurt though

Actually I used to date a girl with a modeling portfolio, not a super model though. I wouldn't play the women card with me it won't work.

blah blah blah produce proof and then we can start to believe you. till then your jaws just flappin in the wind.

your hangin out in the GMan club. Except he is cooler than you.

I've thought of getting a tatt, ya know, something rare like a butterfly on my lower back or a flower on my ankle. I hear they hurt though

I got a screaming ckull on my right shoulder

blah blah blah produce proof and then we can start to believe you. till then your jaws just flappin in the wind.

your hangin out in the GMan club. Except he is cooler than you.



I got a screaming ckull on my right shoulder


HAhaha your like a child, overcourse I don't care about proving it, believe that I am a virgin with no hope for all I care.

Besides how would I prove it, I haven't talked to her for over 6 months and she's a dancer now so she travels.

Don't catagorize me with some full of **** computer kid talkin about layin it down on some smooth flesh...**** you.

O and by the way, **** you and Bill Mahood was raw meat, You said he owned you in practice shows how much talent you have, why fight when there is no hope for the bigtimes ben? I know talent from a mile away, why don't you come up here to B.C? Alot of people are starting up events and need fighters. I could hook you up for a beating if you want.

anyday.

954-425-0705 Ask for Carlao. (Thats my manager) Have the promoters call, you call, your mom can call (she has before as has your gramma). **** keep the number and use it on your own accord for the upcomming days to call and beg me ot back out so you don't look the *****. I don't give a **** what you do with the number. I will fight anyone in my weight class I could give a ****. So till the phone rings your just a keyboard warrior and I'm still undefeated in legit fights. 2-0 MMA 1-0 MT. You can talk all the **** you want till you lay it down your still a ***** talkin from the side lines. If i was you i would keep layin tile or whatever it is you do its much safer than steppin up someon that could eat you for breakfast.

Yahhhwnnnnnn!!!!!

Wizard = Canadian Manny Reyes? I think so.


Wizard this is a legit question: Why you hate so much on what other people do, say, or want? This time it all began with Ben trying to make an old lady feel better by just kidding with them and asking them for ID. When I worked doors I got huge tips with the same thing.

Not only that but if you see the thread was from 2003.

Also, do you really think anyone cares if your ex had a porfolio? Does it make a difference if I dated a Playboy model? Does it make a difference if I date a former Miss Universe? NO!

I'm not going to try to go down this road again, I just want to learn you train of thought so I can relate to you so way.

Now to the business at hand. You can fight Ben if you are 205 or under, which event? Have the promoter call me at (954) 425-0705 or carlao@americantopteam.com and we can figure out the details. And if you feel that you can take a piece of Bill Mahood I can arrange that also.

i banged out some chick in jr. high that showed up in playboy. not the actualy mag but one of those 'girls of summer' specials that playboy makes. then again, all of my friends ****ed her too. i think i was like #4.

anyday.

954-425-0705 Ask for Carlao. (Thats my manager) Have the promoters call, you call, your mom can call (she has before as has your gramma). **** keep the number and use it on your own accord for the upcomming days to call and beg me ot back out so you don't look the *****. I don't give a **** what you do with the number. I will fight anyone in my weight class I could give a ****. So till the phone rings your just a keyboard warrior and I'm still undefeated in legit fights. 2-0 MMA 1-0 MT. You can talk all the **** you want till you lay it down your still a ***** talkin from the side lines. If i was you i would keep layin tile or whatever it is you do its much safer than steppin up someon that could eat you for breakfast.


Your a ****ing MMA wannabe slash keyboard warrior. I know tonnes of people that are involved, have fights and won etc, you play this card every time. " keep talkin keep talkin", "talk to Carlos".....**** Carlos, I've won a few Muay Thai bouts myself and you don't see me going (in jewish voice) "I train I'm the real deal."

Your just ****y because you know the people on this forum can vouch for your adolesent career.

If you could read, and not just read while planning what you will type next to sound cool, you would have read that I wasn't even challanging you, I was offering to set you up with a fight here. Carlos can suck my ****, if you want to come up here It will be little old me hookin things up.

If your gonna try to throw the "I'm serious" image at least give me the ****in area cose you stupid yank!

Which area? Jacksonville, Miami, palm beach, or tampa?

There is actually an event being put together right now so if your interested I think you'll figght shortly I'm no bull****ter.

Yahhhwnnnnnn!!!!!

Wizard = Canadian Manny Reyes? I think so.


Wizard this is a legit question: Why you hate so much on what other people do, say, or want? This time it all began with Ben trying to make an old lady feel better by just kidding with them and asking them for ID. When I worked doors I got huge tips with the same thing.

Not only that but if you see the thread was from 2003.

Also, do you really think anyone cares if your ex had a porfolio? Does it make a difference if I dated a Playboy model? Does it make a difference if I date a former Miss Universe? NO!

I'm not going to try to go down this road again, I just want to learn you train of thought so I can relate to you so way.

Now to the business at hand. You can fight Ben if you are 205 or under, which event? Have the promoter call me at (954) 425-0705 or carlao@americantopteam.com and we can figure out the details. And if you feel that you can take a piece of Bill Mahood I can arrange that also.

You still have no idea what my train of thought is, both of you guys try to articulate these stupid situations where I have said something , but it never really applys to what I was saying, It's like you always think I'm trying to say something that I'm not. Anyway...

Now that I have both of your attention there is an event being held in Campbell river near here and but I've lost touch with the promoter, they need fighters from all over and Ben might be the right skill level for some good match-ups so I'll give Jodey a call.

Um... ya I'm really busy with work and some other business but I WILL be back in a few days with some info for you guys to take off from. hope to see you up here the weathers not bad this time of the year.

Once again here goes Wizard working his magic of **** talking 101.

If you look at the phone number that we put down is a 954 area code which is the area code for Broward County. (Fort Lauderdale)

His flight would leave from FLL and do not think for a second that I would let Ben fight in a show where there is absolute no benefit for him.

Respectfully yours,
"What Wizard calls a ****sucker"

Don't flatter your client so much, he's only 2-0. Any win will help him.

Will you atleast check it out?

I do not have any idea where are you coming from that is why I asked.

However I see now where you are coming from and all I need is a date, place, and information of the event. Or have the promoter contact me. We would really like to have you as an opponent if that is something that we can work out.

And by the way before I forget, sir/ madam you truly are an ass wipe!


You still have no idea what my train of thought is, both of you guys try to articulate these stupid situations where I have said something , but it never really applys to what I was saying, It's like you always think I'm trying to say something that I'm not. Anyway...

Now that I have both of your attention there is an event being held in Campbell river near here and but I've lost touch with the promoter, they need fighters from all over and Ben might be the right skill level for some good match-ups so I'll give Jodey a call.

Um... ya I'm really busy with work and some other business but I WILL be back in a few days with some info for you guys to take off from. hope to see you up here the weathers not bad this time of the year.

I will contenplate any reasonable offer. and I'm not flattering myself or my fighter, business is business and that is why is called being a promoter; 'cause you promote the fighter or event.

And your MMA record is?

Don't flatter your client so much, he's only 2-0. Any win will help him.

Will you atleast check it out?

Ok, since we're getting closer to the same page here I'm gonna have to cut the bull**** and say that it WILL be a few days before I have any info, MMA is starting to grow in B.C and fighters are always needed. I'll keep in touch I have your website now.

Will Wizard step up and be Bens opponent? Will Ben even go to canada to fight? Is Wizard full of ****? These are the days of our lives....

Don't I make things interesting?

I just find it funny, this will never be resolved....

Will Wizard step up and be Bens opponent? Will Ben even go to canada to fight? Is Wizard full of ****? These are the days of our lives....


you remind me of my jeep.

Okay?

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LOL @ Kaps!!!!!!

Here is the deal:
1- Ben is willing to fight Wizard in MMA
2- Ben is not fighting for free
3- I think Wizard is talking out of his ass
4- I'd be very impressed and heppy if he does make it happen
5- WIzard is an ass

BTW Carlao, great avatar.....

BTW Carlao, great avatar.....

Thank you! Too bad they are gone after going on the coke binge and get all skinny and ****.

Man, I ttted this because I thought it was a funny story. Now it has turned into this....................Wizard, are you G-man's little brother?

you remind me of my jeep.


R Kelly?


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R Kelly?


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yeah, and i dunno why. I hate R. Kelly with a passion. It just popped in my head.