This is officially my summer whoring thread. I will post many random and pointless things in this thread. Join in if you'd like, if you don't, leave.

I'm down

I want this hat.

http://mikethehatter.com/img/df4400.jpg

I want this car.

http://images.cardomain.com/member_img_b/294000-294999/294847_5_full.jpg
http://images.cardomain.com/member_img_b/294000-294999/294847_3_full.jpg

my cadi is beige and it has hub caps......I want a big ass cowboy hat.
http://www.alanmercer.com/images/brooke%20cowboy%20hat.jpg

http://www.partypirates.com/images/hatcowboy2.gif

Just don't forget your bandaid.

So fresh, so clean....

http://images.cardomain.com/member_img_a/158000-158999/158204_7_full.jpg

I also want these

http://www.signaturelandscapes.com/images/swimming-pool-natural_environment_with_raised_spa.jpg

http://www.sookeoceanview.ca/graphics/jacuzzi.jpg

This has been one of the craziest years of my life I just decided.

but now I have to go pick up my wife from the laundy mat in my 84 cadi with the ripped head linner and wire spoked hub caps and road master CD player with bass cannon. I rule!!!!!!

I could definitely do with the nice pool. I'd be in it right now instead of posting here.

At least you have a cd player, one of my cars only has a tape deck.

The other car I want.

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/motoring/roadtests/images/rtmurceilago1.jpg

i want a cadillac fleetwood brougham and an 86 chevy celebrity station wagon.

I wish I could drink a cold beer every once in a while

I miss Sunday drives in the country.....Ice cream shops.....Dasiy Duke cut off shorts....Leaving my door unlocked.....my six pack abs...Friday night drive in movies......working 9 to 5.....family meals....swimming in the creek.....western movies.....and having all the answers because the problems where simple

http://164.109.57.224/weather/currents.jpg

2 more hours before the big night at the races......I can't wait...Heat index of 102 deg....the smell of cars burning alcohol at 7000 RPMs....women in short shorts and bikini tops....the thundering sound of 20 cars running balls out in a 1/4 mile dirt track. I am so glad I am a man!!!!!!!

I love the summer. Everything is nice and slow and relaxed. I just feel like I don't have to hurry to do anything in the summertime. I'll be firing up the grill in a couple of hours, hang out with the family. Drink a bud light, smoke a bowl. Life is beautiful on the summer.

it feels good here, 83ºF. i'm sporting the hoodie today, but thats just like every other day.

I have my Scott Wimmer shirt....Napa hat....blue jeans and dirty old tennis shoes.. I am pimpin

I want to hang out with Zen today

Cargo shorts, underwear and flip flops. I go bare essentials in the summer. I'm sure my neighbors wonder why I'm never wearing a shirt when I'm home, eva. I don't care though, it's hot and humid and I'm not gonna walk around sweating my ass off in a shirt all day.

Load up the family and come on down. I'm not sure if I'm gonna do burgers or chicken today. We'll get a case of beer, let the kids play and relax. How old are your kids? I think your only about 4 or 5 hours away.

yeah we're not too far. The girls are 10 and 12. I haven't been down that way in a while. Last time I was in Ten I went to reelfoot lake.

I've got a stepson that's 10 and a daughter that's 3. I live in Spring Hill, which is about 25 miles south of Nashville. I'm not sure where Reelfoot lake is, but I sure wouldn't mind being out on a boat today.

my youngest would probably get along with your son. She thinks she's a boy. She loves cars and MMA and dirt bikes. Nashville isn't far at all. Like a 6 hour drive from here.

We have lake of the ozarks here. Really nice place with tons of party coves. Lots of boobies but it gets really crowded on 3 day weekends. Too many morons with speed boats trying to kill themselves and eveyone else. The got a strip down there with tattoo parlors and shops and all kinds of stuff to blow cash on.

I'm wearing my tommyhill figure shirt, a pair of black board shorts and socks. I also have a rash on my right hand.

I have to get ready now.....even though it's going to be 9565518 degrees outside I am still going to wear my Globalmma T-shirt so I can spread the word........Globalmma 4 life

I hate waiting on people

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid68/pa424e64ad3307753716105e881d357c6/fbc30ca8.jpg

Haha. That was funny.

I've just decided that I'm going to give up to the minute details of my life in this thread.

I just smoked a bowl. I only had 4 hits, but I'm high as hell. It's some pretty good weed. Before that I was getting it on with my wife. Life is good.

From: amsbjj
Date: 05-Jul-03 05:15 PM
Member Since: 17-Nov-02
554 Total Posts


Ben Stark cannot be submitted.


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Just had sex. It was bomb.

yes. doggy style. bang. bang. bang.

sometimes it is really dead around here. I wish we would grow to a level where there is a steady amount of good posting going on 24 hours a day.

i want a ***** wiff big tittes and serena williams ass

Originally posted by Satanshotsauce
i want a ***** wiff big tittes and serena williams ass

me too!

Originally posted by Satanshotsauce
i want a ***** wiff big tittes and serena williams ass

I got one.

Just for the record I mean that in the best possible way. My wife is a beautiful woman.

Originally posted by Zen420
I got one.

Damn it you suck! i want one!

wanna share, Zen?

No, I believe I'll keep her all to myself.

I'll share TeckGirl with ya.

i dont like sharing

No, I'd just cut you out and share directly with TeckGirl. Go Red Raiders!!!!!

**** the red raiders. Go Penn St.

Go MTSU!!!!!111111111

**** YALL






GO TEXAS TECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Lick a nut sack. Penn St. all the way.

Nooooooooooo, Texas Tech all the way!

oaky you win. Texas tech, yay.

Originally posted by Tom
oaky you win. Texas tech, yay.

YEAH!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d924b3127cce8a3bdeeb38d00000001610

what did you major in?

I'm going back to school this fall. I hope I stick with it this time.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
YEAH!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b3d924b3127cce8a3bdeeb38d00000001610

sweet. Economics is an interesting field.

I am double majoring in Accounting and Business Finance

ya i bet. I hate learning laws and policies.

teckgirl, are you in college?

haha.

yup i went to south plains for a semester but then decided to go to tech i start in the fall im going for psychology i took a class at SP that analyzed your dreams it was really cool

I'm back. I can't find my cell phone. I'm gonna smoke some more weed soon.

haha i lost my cell phone once and it was on silent so i just called it and i saw it light up cause i have the nokia one where the whole face plate lights up its ****ing bright

i got my cell phone 'hooked' up because a friend of mine worked at a cell phone place and i got all tat **** for free.

Originally posted by TeckGirl
yup i went to south plains for a semester but then decided to go to tech i start in the fall im going for psychology i took a class at SP that analyzed your dreams it was really cool

Ya, psychology is a very interesting field. I like it a lot but there isn't much you can do with just a psychology degree and it takes around 7 years or more to become a psychologist. Once you take more classes, you'll look at people a lot different and you'll start analyzing their behavior and actions. Trust me. Great field tho.

Originally posted by Tom
Ya, psychology is a very interesting field. I like it a lot but there isn't much you can do with just a psychology degree and it takes around 7 years or more to become a psychologist. Once you take more classes, you'll look at people a lot different and you'll start analyzing their behavior and actions. Trust me. Great field tho.


....thank you tom

is that being sarcastic?;)

Originally posted by Tom
is that being sarcastic?;)

lol...i love you tom

friends till the end?! :lovers:

Yeah!!!




GO RAIDERS!

i refuse to whore

ya!

talk to ya later, im going to Philly with some friends

Originally posted by Tom
ya!

talk to ya later, im going to Philly with some friends

bye

I'm taking general arts and science in the fall becuase I don't have a clue what I'm doing.

yeah thats how i was when i went to south plains i didnt know what to major in or whatever

I'm thinking of taking this after http://www.brocku.ca/spma/

I love postwhoring threads.

Let me count the ways.

125334

34489627654

yeah

See I love it with all my body, including my pee pee.

No wait especially my pee pee!!!

POSTBOT #119 WAITING INSTRUCTIONS

UPLOADING MISSION INTO MEMORY

TRASMISSION COMPLETE; PREPING WEAPON SYSTEMS

PIMPBOT ONLINE:

I MUST WHORE

AWAITING QUESTIONS BY LESSER LIFE FORMS...

ok

...DEFAULT MODE ACTIVATED

*TURNING WASTE FIVE DEGREES*

ROBOCOP DANCE TILL YOU DROP, ROBOCOP...

your silly

*MOVES HANDS LIKE A ROBOT*

DON'T STOP JUST ROBOCOP

curly howard

I have to ****, but wanted to post first.

I just pooped. Now I will go smoke a bowl. Then eat lunch. Then go swimming. I heart summer.

I just ordered creatine.

I am going to take the kids swimming again. Then I'll upload the pics from the race last night.

last night was pretty cool and super ****ty all at the same time!

My life is great, and today is the best day ever. Tomorrow will probably be even better.

I'm cooking dinner tonight. I'm making chili spaghetti.

chilli mac

Same thing, different noodles.

My wife just left for work. I'll probably go smoke some more weed in a minute. I'm quitting smoking for awhile after tonight. Have to get a job and have to be able to pass a drug test. Haven't trained since Thursday so I can't wait for tomorrow to get here.

I'm going to masturbate tonight

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'm going to masturbate tonight

Been there.

Originally posted by Tanner Rhoden
I'm going to masturbate tonight

me 2

Alright. My daughter is sleeping. I'm high as hell. Got a little more that I have 2 smoke tonight yet.

Ok. It's 11:03pm my time. I'm high as hell. I'm gonna take a ****. Get some sweet tea. Smoke some more. Then probably go to sleep.

Bump. Got my shirts in the mail from mmagear.com today. A white mmagear tshirt and a black Wand Fight Gear tank top. Just chillin' now.

I got my tapout hat yesterday.....

my nose is stopped up and I don't smell good

shut it already!

no make me :cuss:

i was talking to zen, butt munch

10:22 pm my time. Been lifting a little bit. Bench and curls. I need to start lifting more seriously instead of off and on all the time. It's pretty much the same way with MMA too. I'll go 6 times one week, then not go again for 3 weeks. Consistency my friend. I'm sure I'll be back in here a little later tonight. My woman is home, so I should be getting some nookie soon. Awww, yeah!!!

My wife just hand delivered me a home made brownie. Things are all good in the Zen household.

Best thread in this God forsaken forum and you people let it drop to the 5th page.

i hate that zen is cryin about the 5th page.


oops wrong thread

Joder que pedazo de mierda!! tengo agujetas en los hombros y en las piernas...
and the weather in Spain is veeeeeery hot, the beach is calling me...
But I need a job to pay the University...beach or job? I need money...of course I'll be a baywacth..."Spaniard Buckhannan" for serve you....

Great thread. Needs to be upped for some summer love in autumn.

i want somer of that stuff i used to get all the time back in the day...umm what was it? oh yah ***** that's it i want some of that