Well?

Say you have known this girl for a long time and you decided "yep, we should be together - **** her boyfriend". What would you then do to take da ***** and place it in your palm?

man get her drunk then try get close ...then back off and say no i cant you have a boy friend...she will think youu have morals and go for you .....

if she is taken i would not mess with it.

its just a bad omen.

if she will cheat on him she will cheat on you

Originally posted by Magic Man


**** her boyfriend

WTF?

dont listen to vulgar...if she cheats on her bf with u then its cool ....just give her a fat lip...she wiill not stray

this would be a logical plan of attack:

I'd say I want to be good friends with her, be sweet to her, slowly but surely over time start touching her more and more - hands, neck, bruck away things from her mouth, her cheek, kissing her, holding her hands, bring her out and have long meaningful chats with her, have dinner...all under the guise of close friendship.

Eventually the littlest annoying thing her b/f does will be the catalyst for their breakup. HA HA HA! PWN3d!!1 :)

- m

ps. benji, don't worry, I aint gonna do it.

good thing MM.

cause i already cut off her clit

man the whole friends thing works if you have good pecks ..otherwise dont bother............

what do you mean if you have good pecks? you have more than one pecker? I bow to you!

pectorals....chiciks dig them

hmm, debateable - chicks love to have their psyche wanked, they're a lot less physically picky than many people think.

man ****en chicks love it whehn guys pine over them .act like u dont give a **** themm get her jelous and **** then nail her

from my experience, that road doesn't work too well - unless you're brad pitt, don't expect much ***** that way. Too many people say thats how you should act, they way chicks see it - you're an arrogant focker not worth their time.

being a nice sweet guy works so much better, it seems less cool, until you start picking up 10x more with it. All the chick magnet guys I know and hang with are all a1 nice guys too, I don't think I know any "ignore them" playas, because frankly, I think they only exist in movies.

man when you stop giving a **** is when youll find chicks respond....i went to the cranker last weekend with no intention of trying to pick up .wearing **** clothes and not givinig a **** .and i almost scored a ****en hot 23 year old.....recogniise

not giving a **** if you hook up/meet a chick is completely different than the ignore them game plan.

if a chick is too good for me i give them **** and make them feel bad about them selves.......*****es

hahaha :D

You should also take a cow prod and electrocute them :)

i never seem to have one handy

I do, I always electrocute my mom with it to make sure its working before I leave the house.

hahaha.

she tried to shoot me last week, but I dodged the bullet.

i catch them in my teeth.......bugs bunny style

Alcohol will work....

alchohol, helping ugly guys get laid since 1754.

Knock her out and steal her stereo.

I would do what I do with any lady. I treat them better than any man has before, i treat them with more respect than any man has before. I show them that they are beautiful, and try and make them feel good about themselves and have a really good time with them. Always real, no games. I'd take her heart by always being there for her and showing her that I will do anything to watch her back and take care of her above all else. if all that doesnt win them over they dont deserve to be in my life.

You must prove to her that her current boyfriend is a jerk
And that you are a much better guy than he is
Its all charm
Worked for me twice

Originally posted by Mouse
I would do what I do with any lady. I treat them better than any man has before, i treat them with more respect than any man has before. I show them that they are beautiful, and try and make them feel good about themselves and have a really good time with them. Always real, no games. I'd take her heart by always being there for her and showing her that I will do anything to watch her back and take care of her above all else. if all that doesnt win them over they dont deserve to be in my life.


thats what I do

I'd just listen to them and make them laugh.

Harmless flirting doesnt hurt, but gradually and slowly get more daring with the flirting and "accidental" touches. If she doesnt move away then we'll get to be better friends.

Sooner or later she'll tell you problems in the relationship, and you'll be tehre to catch her when she falls.

If all else fails, I'll get her drunk.

Rohypnol

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
if she is taken i would not mess with it.

its just a bad omen.

if she will cheat on him she will cheat on you

+:stupid: , nuff said.

Originally posted by Magic Man
Well?

Say you have known this girl for a long time and you decided "yep, we should be together - **** her boyfriend". What would you then do to take da ***** and place it in your palm? bard about the size of your ****, it works for me :crazy2: