I like long walks on the beach, clotheslining strangers off bikes, and watching Laila Ali fight while I pretend I'm contolling her with my Wii.

After a freak pogo accident I now have lost the part of my brain that tells me when I need a ****.

Pleased to meet you all.

I like long walks on the beach, clotheslining strangers off bikes, and watching Laila Ali fight while I pretend I'm contolling her with my Wii.

After a freak pogo accident I now have lost the part of my brain that tells me when I need a ****.

Pleased to meet you all.
what the **** are off bikes.
I to **** where I please,
do you like rainy days and Mondays.

what the **** are off bikes.
I to **** where I please,
do you like rainy days and Mondays.

clotheslining strangers OFF THEIR BICYCLES, when I am walking down the high street & such. It's great fun.


and no, rainy days & Mondays always get me down, if you must know.

Do you like Stella Artois?

Do you like Stella Artois?


nah I'm strictly vodka and class A.

nah I'm strictly vodka and class A.

You wont be popular round here. :nonono:

hey Casbong, whats cracking

nah I'm strictly vodka and class A.

We have nothing further to discuss.

We have nothing further to discuss.

I warned you wouldn't be popular.....

Class A?? is that poof juice? im only 16 mate but i must say i prefer i carling to a WKD :D

O by the way im knew to :lol1:

**** off Mick

Duggie, stop.

Class A?? is that poof juice? im only 16 mate but i must say i prefer i carling to a WKD :D

Drugs son, class A drugs. :439:

Oh, and real men drink Guinness or Stella, true story.

Duggie, stop.

Jack PM me your favourite wrestling theme

Duggie, stop.

...Hammertime.

Congratulations.
U have reached the 2nd page without anyone telling u to **** off.

Ere's a funny story...this mornin, i had to call those cunts at Argos about a ****in delivery that hadnt arrived, and i was put on hold for ****in ages. They had some horrendous music playing, i think it was G5 or watever those operatic wankers are called singing ****ty covers of ****ty songs. Anyway, after about 20mins i got board and had a wank, i had the phone on loud speaker. Then eventually (mid-wank), some tart said "can i take ur order number please", and i paused the ****, fumbled around with the phone and started stuttering because i didnt have a ****in clue what the order number was, and as i had begun attempting to explain this and apologise, i realised ia had hung up on her by accident 30 seconds ago. So there i was, in my pajamas, **** flopped out, and talkin to myself over the phone like a ****in spastic. Oh i did laugh.

You wont be popular round here. :nonono:

for what part? the vodka or the class A?

I'm not saying I'm Pete Doherty or anything.

Congratulations.
U have reached the 2nd page without anyone telling u to **** off.

Ere's a funny story...this mornin, i had to call those cunts at Argos about a ****in delivery that hadnt arrived, and i was put on hold for ****in ages. They had some horrendous music playing, i think it was G5 or watever those operatic wankers are called singing ****ty covers of ****ty songs. Anyway, after about 20mins i got board and had a wank, i had the phone on loud speaker. Then eventually (mid-wank), some tart said "can i take ur order number please", and i paused the ****, fumbled around with the phone and started stuttering because i didnt have a ****in clue what the order number was, and as i had begun attempting to explain this and apologise, i realised ia had hung up on her by accident 30 seconds ago. So there i was, in my pajamas, **** flopped out, and talkin to myself over the phone like a ****in spastic. Oh i did laugh.

****in brilliant story!

for what part? the vodka or the class A?

I'm not saying I'm Pete Doherty or anything.

Because you dont like stella

Do you like Stella Artois?

Often I go to the nearby pub and order a Stella. As I drink it, I talk to myself in a bad English accent, call myself "me old mucker," and wonder if any of the 'birds' around would sit on my 'trousersnake'.

That's real talk.

Often I go to the nearby pub and order a Stella. As I drink it, I talk to myself in a bad English accent, call myself "me old mucker," and wonder if any of the 'birds' around would sit on my 'trousersnake'.

That's real talk.

If you came to most pubs, sat at the bar, ordered a Stella... started putting on a bad English accent and asked a random bird to "sit on your trousersnake" it's a fair bet you'd start a mini-riot.

If you came to most pubs, sat at the bar, ordered a Stella... started putting on a bad English accent and asked a random bird to "sit on your trousersnake" it's a fair bet you'd start a mini-riot.

Nah those English birds would love my trousersnake. I have a way of being accepted even in otherwise unfriendly circumstances.

Often I go to the nearby pub and order a Stella. As I drink it, I talk to myself in a bad English accent, call myself "me old mucker," and wonder if any of the 'birds' around would sit on my 'trousersnake'.

That's real talk.

Kaygay, you're a true limey bum boy at heart. If you just starting supporting our boy David the Gaye then we could truly accept you as one of us.