The Golden Bear
07-02-2003, 06:33 PM
I pooped last night. In a parking lot by my apartment.
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View Full Version : Poop. The Golden Bear 07-02-2003, 06:33 PM I pooped last night. In a parking lot by my apartment. The Ensanity 07-02-2003, 06:34 PM Originally posted by Blake I pooped last night. In a parking lot by my apartment. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA Why dude? The Golden Bear 07-02-2003, 06:35 PM Cuz i could not hold it in. My bathroom was still quite a walk away. billyclub 07-02-2003, 06:36 PM LOL!!! That's gross!! The Ensanity 07-02-2003, 06:37 PM Originally posted by Blake Cuz i could not hold it in. My bathroom was still quite a walk away. Dude, how can you let it get that bad The Golden Bear 07-02-2003, 06:39 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Dude, how can you let it get that bad Dude, it ****in creeped up on me. By the time i knew what was going down, i was a block from my house and had 2 locked doors to contend with. **** happens... LukeDothSucketh 07-02-2003, 06:40 PM HAHAHAHA THATS DISGUSTING The Ensanity 07-02-2003, 06:42 PM Originally posted by Blake Dude, it ****in creeped up on me. By the time i knew what was going down, i was a block from my house and had 2 locked doors to contend with. **** happens... Pun intended Never have **** creeped up on my like that. The Golden Bear 07-02-2003, 06:45 PM My ****s are epic in scale, and euphoric upon release. THAT IS SIG MATERIAL. The Golden Bear 07-02-2003, 06:59 PM TTT for my poop in the Vons parking lot on Atherton St. In LBC VulgarTheClown 07-02-2003, 07:01 PM OMG blake! I have never not been able to hold it. thats horrible Mr.Satan 07-02-2003, 07:02 PM LoL Nuno 07-02-2003, 07:04 PM Originally posted by Mr.Satan LoL stop that.....your starting to sound billyteckclub***. The Golden Bear 07-03-2003, 01:12 AM TTT Big_Papa 07-03-2003, 09:00 AM lol, that's some funny ****. Bzob 07-03-2003, 10:09 AM Blake you rule, is it safe to assume you without **** tickets,piched a loaf and had an itch crack for the rest of the night? lzindsay 07-03-2003, 11:01 AM my neighbors told me the best poop story eva last night......The were driving through the desert and one of them had too **** so the just stopped and there was a porcelion potty out on the middle of no where Bzob 07-03-2003, 11:02 AM That was not the best poop story ever. Bzob 07-03-2003, 11:03 AM The best poop story is when Lzindsay went to see the Dark Crystal and she was so scared she dropped a "Dark Crystal" in her Skivies The Ensanity 07-03-2003, 12:10 PM Originally posted by Bzob The best poop story is when Lzindsay went to see the Dark Crystal and she was so scared she dropped a "Dark Crystal" in her Skivies HAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAA After that I still have a crush Bzob 07-03-2003, 12:10 PM It must be Love... The Ensanity 07-03-2003, 12:11 PM yes. :lovers: Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 12:14 PM One time a log fell out my pant leg when I was about five steps from the door to my apt. I just left it there for my neighbors to clean up. Bzob 07-03-2003, 12:15 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg One time a log fell out my pant leg when I was about five steps from the door to my apt. I just left it there for my neighbors to clean up. This is a good example of a great poop story (Lzindsay take Note) Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 12:17 PM I had been drinking all day and so misjudged the ferocity of this particular BM. It caught me by surprise. Bzob 07-03-2003, 12:18 PM I suspect it leaked out in that case and there was no log in this story........ Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 12:21 PM No, surprisingly enough, it was a lean and mean log. Not super firm, but definately a log. Bzob 07-03-2003, 12:38 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg No, surprisingly enough, it was a lean and mean log. Not super firm, but definately a log. I can not accept that you accitently poop a log, but pee i can see. but i say no to the log. Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 12:42 PM It's true. It was a log. I realize that this turd was an anomoly, but it's true. Royal and Mav(my neighbors) had to clean up the soft log I left on their doorstep. Funny thing though, they NEVER brought it up...I wonder why. Maybe secretly they liked it and yearned for another? |