*WARNING THIS THREAD CONTAINS A GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF MY PENIS. STOP READING IMMEDIATLY IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 18 OR IF YOUR NAME IS CREED*





I've decided to take a break from my self imposed exile from the forums to relate a funny, perverse and entertaining story. Now, I know circumsision, or however that's spelled, is manditory in the US, but not so in Canada. Or at least it wasn't in 1980. Anyways, my schwang still has it's cap on. Soooo, last week, after finishing knocking the boots with the girlfriend, I went for the "after sex pee". Now the "after sex pee" is usually where the guy has a look at his member to survey the damage. So as I prepared myself to drain the main vein, I looked down and surveyed the damage.......

AND THE FRICKIN FORESKIN WAS GONE~!!!

Now, as you can imagine, this was totally mind blowing. For an instant I thought I had lost something that has been with me for the last 23 years. Then I realized that it was just all rolled back on the inside, which was equally mind blowing. So I then decided to go to sleep, and when I woke up, it was back to normal.

It was a life changing experience which I will never forget.

**** off.

I knew i should not have clicked on this thread.

Get circusised, it looks better and no schmegma

you are my hero

How can you expect a 23 year old man to get circumcised? I wouldn't do it if it wasn't already done. Does your girlfriend call you Cobra Commander?

Thank God I got circumcised! I bet your dick looks like Dart Vader

Originally posted by Squezze
is manditory in the US

Thank goodness I'm portuguese.

BTW...My skin always rolls back when in use.....the skin is kinda like a protective carrying case.

call it a turtle

nasty

I'm not circumsized either! WOOOOOOOOOO!

You ugly dick havin' mofos

Originally posted by Wushu
You ugly dick havin' mofos

This is grosin me out. I'm circumsized. It's cleaner that way and chicks dig it.. the thought of havin extra skin on my dick groses me out. I'm a clean freak when it comes to down there anyways.. shaved, clean, and sure as hell no extra skin!!!!

I'm prefer to think of it as being a complete man.

Originally posted by Nuno
I'm prefer to think of it as being a complete man.

LMAO-you would

The thought of getting the chop frightens me. I prefer to keep every last bit of my manhood.........literally.

I hate you all and hope you all die.

What you heard, is what you're hearing. Listen.