but I did it. I did NOT go to the tittybar today. I have broken my streak of 8 consecutive luncheons at the Magic Gardens. The girls must be sad and I have no buzz. However this took a monumental effort on my part and I feel good about it.

congrats man!

Thanks bro! I FEEL STRONG NOW!!! I need to cut that **** out. My stripper habit =a house payment or a new jag.

I like goin to the tittybar. Beats the reg. bar

Only cost a dollar for them to pretend they like me.

I was hard earlier but I heard my mom pull up in the drive way so I had to put my pants back on.

Originally posted by Whoremaster B
I like goin to the tittybar. Beats the reg. bar

Only cost a dollar for them to pretend they like me.

EXACTLY!

8=D~~______

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
but I did it. I did NOT go to the tittybar today. I have broken my streak of 8 consecutive luncheons at the Magic Gardens. The girls must be sad and I have no buzz. However this took a monumental effort on my part and I feel good about it.

You should let Tanner know , I think he was looking for some info about strippers?

you spend that much money there Dawg?

I did last week. Upwards of $500 dollars.

Man up buddy and suport your local titty bar!!!!

I hate titty bars

God I love strip joints. Los Angeles has over 50 strip clubs... I can get kicked outta a club for sexually harassing the strippers every night, and then go to a brand new one the next night and do it all over again.. after 50 times though I gotta change my appearance.. then do it all again!!!

I havent been to the strip club in awhile. all my favorites are probably circulated to other clubs by now.

I need a bar with more ethnic variety.

I have never been to a strip club.

Bzob, they're not fun.

your missing out.

Originally posted by Carlao
Man up buddy and suport your local titty bar!!!!

I have been buddy! There is like 270 tittybars here(more than anywhere in the US per capita) and I'm sure I've put quite a few strippers through college, am putting some up in condos, and am supporting many of their drug habits! If supporting strippers is a good deed than I am one philanthropic mother****er! They should build a Blue Dawg Statue as an homage to me.

I have no need to be in some **** hole with a bunch of skanks and over prided drinks.

I would rather drink alone and have a smoke

i feel like im taking advantage of the strippers

THEY'RE NOT SKANKS ****WAD!!!

Originally posted by Cesaro
i feel like im taking advantage of the strippers

Your feelings are inconsequential. I want to see some cooter.

seeing cooter is nice, but i still can't get past that fact.

It's a give and take kind of thing. They get your money, you look at cooter. No advantage, just free trade. You get something, she gets something. No one twisted her arm, she's there to make some money by taking advantage of our horniness. Alot of strippers are real smart and WILL not be taken advantage of but will be more than happy to play you for as much cheese as she can get out of you..

i know they get the money for doing it, but i know some of them don't enjoy what they are doing and its probably a last resort for a decent living. i'm sure some enjoy doing it but i'm sure a lot don't. i think you probably know a lot of the reason for why i have this opinion.

Fair enough.

its just not for me, not right now anyway. maybe in the future something will change.

I can honestly say that you'd be better off avoiding this vice. I wish I had, it's cost me thousands.

strip clubs suck

they suck up your money and not your penis

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
not your penis I know some that for the right price will do that

yeah but thats just more money sucking.

i like to get my penis suckled and loved for free thank you.

Originally posted by VulgarTheClown
yeah but thats just more money sucking.

i like to get my penis suckled and loved for free thank you. AGREED.

Disregard this entire thread. We're now looking at 9 straight days.

Damn dude, that is a lot of money, 500 bucks in a week.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
I did last week. Upwards of $500 dollars. Holy ****...I wish I had an extra 500$ a week like you

An acupuncture place up the street from me gives 'happy endings', bunch of chinese ladies

ya strip clubs are boring, and i would have to say MOST strippers are not that hot anyways, they are either fake or put them in the light of day and they look like crap.

dawg spend your money on a hot chick you can date and get free sex from.... well virtually. Dinner costs, but if you forget your wallet she pays and if your smooth your still in.

i've never been to a topless bar. it sounds like it costs a lot of money though.

Originally posted by Bzob
I have no need to be in some **** hole with a bunch of skanks and over prided drinks.

I would rather drink alone and have a smoke


you seem to have that confused with a nightclub.

Originally posted by astroboy

dawg spend your money on a hot chick you can date and get free sex from.... well virtually. Dinner costs, but if you forget your wallet she pays and if your smooth your still in.

Too much work and in the long run WAAAAAAYYYYY more expensive. Just got out of a LTR and am not interested in getting too involved right now. Besides, I just like to look. Sex and strip clubs=2 different things. I think of it as high quality entertainment like performance art that gets my mind off work and on to *****.