Father, I have sinned. In this world we call the internet, a world were audacious keyboard warriors live by highest standards and code of honor, were promises are never broken, and men live and die by their word. I have sinned father, sinned indeed.

I don't deserve the privilege of being here with all these fine gentlemen and ladies. I made a bet that I didn't even remember I made.

I shall now leave this loving place. I sorry my caucasian brother that everytime I turn off my pc I continue with my life and I don't remember what I was typing here all day. Sorry that I can't even remember your name or that we had a bet, and sorry that I don't know where the **** in NJ Tom's River is.

I shall now go back to Sherdog like a prodigal son returning to his everloving father.

Gracias, and God save the Queen.



PS: Allison does have the biggest ass on a white girl, **** Cananananada.
Cesaro rulz.

I agree with Cesaro Rulz but biggest ass on a white girl I have to disagree with.

What does Tom's River have to do with this?

I reminded you every 2 months about our bet and on numerous occasions you agreed to pay and apologized. My address is still in your PM box.

Yeah...I seen bigger on a white girl...Im trying to get at a big assed white girl as we speak...maaaaad booty

Dont go!!!!!!!!!!

ensanity, my friends girlfriend has the hugest ass in the world and shes white. i'm convinced there is no bigger ass.

lol@trying to act like he forgot about the bet so that he doesn't have to pay

Originally posted by Cesaro
ensanity, my friends girlfriend has the hugest ass in the world and shes white. i'm convinced there is no bigger ass. yes there is...I have seen the biggest of the biggest...trust me, I have seen more ghetto asses than I can handle.

i'll take your word for it...i'll reduce my statement to biggest ass within a 25 mile radius of here then.

To be completely honest I keep forgetting about that damn bet. Is not that I don't wanna pay you.

Now that I remember, somebody owes me a T-Shirt. Falaniko Vitale won, pay up.

ok so are you going to pay me

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/whoopdedooyukon.jpg

Yes I'll pay you. I am at work right now, from here I go to school. And my days off I train. It is hard to remember that you owe somebosy named LeftBench some money.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Dont go!!!!!!!!!!

**tears up**

k thanks

*tears up more* I'm glad everything is ok now...

Originally posted by LeftBench
k thanks

Is it over now....I was about to slit my wrists........

yes

I would like to express my unconditional love towards Blue and Nuno :lovers: It is a very heartwarming moment in Global and I just wanted to express how I feel about you guys... I :lovers: you all...even Bzob.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'll take your word for it...i'll reduce my statement to biggest ass within a 25 mile radius of here then. Yes...Tell her I want to ****...animalistic

Group HUG!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

friends forever

**Hugs group and tears up**

touch it.

SOmebody felt my ass

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
SOmebody felt my ass

Leftbench probably feels entitled to it.

Originally posted by Blue Dawg
Leftbench probably feels entitled to it.

HAHAHA Blue Dawg funny......*gives blue doggie treat*

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
PS: Allison does have the biggest ass on a white girl, **** Cananananada.
Cesaro rulz.




HA!!!! you must not get out much, inless you ment biggest forehead on a white girl...:crazy2:

Ghey.even bub

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
HA!!!! you must not get out much, inless you ment biggest forehead on a white girl...:crazy2:

LMAO. Its nice to see allison get it once and a while

AganOwned

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
HA!!!! you must not get out much, inless you ment biggest forehead on a white girl...:crazy2:


Agony has a big ass too.

how would you know?

an Exodus to Sherdog OT? damn man just pay the 50$. its less painful in the long run.

Originally posted by Gman
Agony has a big ass too.

im curious how you know as well. someone who knows Agony confirm this.

Let the cat fight begin.

no cat fighting, A big ass gets you light years farther then no ass.

beelzebub, i'll bet you $50 on allison

Originally posted by Cesaro
beelzebub, i'll bet you $50 on allison

Hello no. I got my money on her too. Any takers?

is it a bigger ass bet?

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
Hello no. I got my money on her too. Any takers?

Your on. I got Agony by TKO elbows to the forehead.

no...who wins the fight.

Allison by hook to head butt combo KO.

so in other words your saying you bet on allison cause the only come backs she has is correcting people, not a fair fight, when shes not correcting people shes worthless,well i mean the ***** is a worthless slut anyways but thats all shes gots on me, my spelling. I wanna fight someone thats worth my time....

can you fight?

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
so in other words your saying you bet on allison cause the only come backs she has is correcting people, not a fair fight, when shes not correcting people shes worthless,well i mean the ***** is a worthless slut anyways but thats all shes gots on me, my spelling. I wanna fight someone thats worth my time....

ooooooooooooooOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOoooHHHHHHHH!
****!

this is a match that needs to happen in real life...i'll pay airfare.

of course.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
so in other words your saying you bet on allison cause the only come backs she has is correcting people, not a fair fight, when shes not correcting people shes worthless,well i mean the ***** is a worthless slut anyways but thats all shes gots on me, my spelling. I wanna fight someone thats worth my time....


I wasnt referring to internet battling. I feel embarrassed when i read flames so I never imply forum squabbles. I was speaking ring hypothetical.

i see

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
how would you know?

becuase you a big girl.

wrong again

how tall are you Agony?

i want this match to happen in real life.

I saw her old picture and I must say she looks like one of the chicks from the movie Mi Vida Loca

Nope you a big girl. I've seen web-sites with girls like you on them.

you pay thier plane tickets then. cause I doubt either one of them feel its worth flying to the other side of the US for.

I'm not saying anythng else since people in the mod booth say that I'm getting too personal. Apparently they think its more acceptable to sit back and just ignore.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I saw her old picture and I must say she looks like one of the chicks from the movie Mi Vida Loca

so she is Meh Hee can?

with girls like me?? explan what you mean by girls like me.

i've ignored problems most of my life..it works for awhile but it usually just gets worse.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
with girls like me?? explan what you mean by girls like me.

big girls, chucky chicks you know fat.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
with girls like me?? explan what you mean by girls like me.


Southan Californians maybe?

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I'm not saying anythng else since people in the mod booth say that I'm getting too personal. Apparently they think its more acceptable to sit back and just ignore.


someone lied to you, ive heard from a few people that they are sick of your ass.

gman, shut up your talking outta your ass

who are these people?

I :lovers: Allison. I find her sarcasm incredibly arousing.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
gman, shut up your talking outta your ass don't worry some guys like big girls. Just be who you are.

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
someone lied to you, ive heard from a few people that they are sick of your ass.

I dont care if God is sick of me. Anyone who is sick of me is sick of hearing the blatant truth about things.

oh believe me im not fronting for none of you, and im not fat

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
I dont care if God is sick of me. Anyone who is sick of me is sick of hearing the blatant truth about things.


HA! think whatcha want

*looks in Crystal Ball*

"I see flames, some PWNEDS!. A little bit of E-Drama."

"Now its moved to the Cage"

"Its Dying"

you cant go wrong with a good internet battle as long as i'm not involved.

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Dont go!!!!!!!!!! You've got to send me some ass pics

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
oh believe me im not fronting for none of you, and im not fat

Just be who you are and remember that we care about you.

Originally posted by Cesaro
you cant go wrong with a good internet battle as long as i'm not involved. ***** ass ******

gets repetitive sometimes.

You see on the net we only know so much about each other so it gets overused. I.e. foreheads,Fat,forearms,Pale ****ing skin.........

then you are watching a rerun.

um yeah sure

you know what im sayin?

no, she doesnt. Try throwing a "yo" and a "dog" in there every so often.

i'm fat, pale, ugly, massive head, over sensitive and extremely gay.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm fat, pale, ugly, massive head, over sensitive and extremely gay. Ben?

I love rice and beans

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'm fat, pale, ugly, massive head, over sensitive and extremely gay.


no skinny forearms though, things are looking up.

beans are disgusting.

Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
I love rice and beans


and Platanos...........

thatys sound good coming from a 22 year old slut that cant even make a marriage work.

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
no skinny forearms though, things are looking up. from the constant masturbation

thats personal..

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
thats personal.. no masturbation is public

Originally posted by AgonY^x0
thatys sound good coming from a 22 year old slut that cant even make a marriage work.


this is personal too...

Right here is where I would generally point the irony of your post, but its the part that some people think is too sensitive. So, I'll ignore it since you cant begin to know a thing about why my marriage didnt work.

*shows penis*

thats ok everyone should know what a tramp she is.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
*shows penis*

*throws carnival ring at it*

Jello-wrestling would be really cool right now.

see what I meant about old material....

Originally posted by Aaron Bizarre
*throws carnival ring at it* YOU WIN

*hands out a teddy bear*

Originally posted by Green Iguana Queen
Right here is where I would generally point the irony of your post, but its the part that some people think is too sensitive. So, I'll ignore it since you cant begin to know a thing about why my marriage didnt work.


SCARED ASS *****!@!!! Come on start correcting me, i dont give a ****, i no my spelling is ****, it doesnt take a slut that sleeps around to make me see my spelling sucks, so what else u got tramp? and believe me i no a little to much about you.

Originally posted by Gman
Jello-wrestling would be really cool right now.


yes

Originally posted by Gman
Jello-wrestling would be really cool right now. You just want some jello

LOL, Ensanity

Originally posted by The Ensanity
YOU WIN

*hands out a teddy bear*


YAY