Bluecifer
07-01-2003, 12:32 PM
It was exhilerating. It took 2 or 3 wipes but I felt so light, loose and athletic afterwards I thought it worthy of it own thread. Now DISCUSS!!!!
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View Full Version : I took a huge **** today. Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 12:32 PM It was exhilerating. It took 2 or 3 wipes but I felt so light, loose and athletic afterwards I thought it worthy of it own thread. Now DISCUSS!!!! Prince 07-01-2003, 12:34 PM Have you been ****ting daily? Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 12:36 PM Normally you can set your watch to the regularity of my BM's, but I went 2 days without ****ting. It was awful. I couldn't eat or ****. I thought I was going to die. LukeDothSucketh 07-01-2003, 12:44 PM That's gross, what do you think caused such an injustice? Bzob 07-01-2003, 12:45 PM My poops have not left me satisfied. I needsome colonic irrigation or something LukeDothSucketh 07-01-2003, 12:46 PM Exlax Bzob 07-01-2003, 12:48 PM never Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 12:49 PM Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh That's gross, what do you think caused such an injustice? Normally beer and coffee keep my stool soft or liquidy, but i have not partaken of either. That plus work related stress, and a lot of deer jerky(a friend hooked me up) has left me battered and bloodied at the crapper, until today. I made it a point to eat more fiber and spend more time at the tittybar. LukeDothSucketh 07-01-2003, 12:49 PM Sweet. The Ensanity 07-01-2003, 01:06 PM *gets herpes* Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:08 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity *gets herpes* Wow. That sucks. What THAT like? Nuno 07-01-2003, 01:10 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg It was exhilerating. It took 2 or 3 wipes but I felt so light, loose and athletic afterwards I thought it worthy of it own thread. Now DISCUSS!!!! same thing happened to me today too....I feel like a new man. Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:21 PM I don't believe that women appreciate a good **** the way a man does. They don't even read while on the throne. There is something very special between a man and a good ****. norcalpimp 07-01-2003, 01:23 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg It was exhilerating. It took 2 or 3 wipes but I felt so light, loose and athletic afterwards I thought it worthy of it own thread. Now DISCUSS!!!! Heres a lovely story on the same topic. My ex, who is a former goalie for the U of Maine Blackbears, is a natural scumbag whom men hold in odd regard for his ability to make peeps sick from his outstanding abilities concerning taking large craps and leaving them for unsuspecting victims to discover in a toilet. When he worked at a golf course in Maine, his boss and crew were taking a lunch break in their maitenance shop. The usual trashing talking went around the room, with his boss announcing that 'nothing could make him sick', i.e. stomach of iron. So, my ex takes it upon himself to take an ernormous crap in the head, as he puts it, he left a 'cobra' sticking out of the water for his boss to find. His boss uses the head, and comes screaming out of toilet puking his guts out in front of the whole crew. Needless to say, he's very proud of his rotten talents. He tried to pull that nonsense on me, but women have a more disgusting edge over men, so he didn't mess with me anymore.:fu: The Ensanity 07-01-2003, 01:26 PM Chelsea...He was a keeper. Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:26 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHALMAO!!!! I never thought about puposely leaving logs for unsuspecting peeps to admire!!! SHEER GENIUS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!I WILL NEVER FLUSH AGAIN!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! norcalpimp 07-01-2003, 01:30 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Chelsea...He was a keeper. Except for the fact that he cheated on me more times than I could catch him on..... Blue: See? I told ya men admire that sort of behavior. You've NEVER heard of ****-sabatoging someones toilet? Its very effective on peeps whom have hangovers too. Try it out on a roomie that 'has it coming' to them. BTW, women do revel in a good crap session, we just don't 'bond' over it like you fellas do!! Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:32 PM Originally posted by norcalpimp Except for the fact that he cheated on me more times than I could catch him on..... Blue: See? I told ya men admire that sort of behavior. You've NEVER heard of ****-sabatoging someones toilet? Its very effective on peeps whom have hangovers too. Try it out on a roomie that 'has it coming' to them. BTW, women do revel in a good crap session, we just don't 'bond' over it like you fellas do!! One time I found a used tampon in the toilet at a party I was at. It scarred me for life. The Ensanity 07-01-2003, 01:34 PM Originally posted by norcalpimp Except for the fact that he cheated on me more times than I could catch him on..... Ya cant sweat the small stuff like cheating, Abuse, and stealing money…you got to search for the love. Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:35 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Ya cant sweat the small stuff like cheating, Abuse, and stealing money…you got to search for the love. That's what I always say!!! norcalpimp 07-01-2003, 01:36 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Ya cant sweat the small stuff like cheating, Abuse, and stealing money…you got to search for the love. Sorry bro, I'm kinda fond of morality. I do not put up with deceit and high maitenance bull****. Blue: You then understand how I retaliated to his toilet 'bombs'.:crazy2: Stain 07-01-2003, 01:36 PM Im about to go drop a huge bomb norcalpimp 07-01-2003, 01:38 PM Originally posted by LeftBench Im about to go drop a huge bomb It only REALLY counts when you plug the toilet to the point of having to call the plumber.:devil Stain 07-01-2003, 01:39 PM if i didnt flush 2-3 times i would clog it Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:39 PM Originally posted by norcalpimp Blue: You then understand how I retaliated to his toilet 'bombs'.:crazy2: DAMN WOMAN! Your merciless!!! norcalpimp 07-01-2003, 01:40 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg DAMN WOMAN! Your merciless!!! You've NO idea how evil I can be.:devil Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 01:42 PM Originally posted by norcalpimp You've NO idea how evil I can be.:devil I am both afraid, and yet oddly aroused...mostly afraid though... handjobs4dollars 07-01-2003, 01:47 PM I've been having alot of water poos lately. Bluecifer 07-01-2003, 02:15 PM Too much beer. norcalpimp 07-03-2003, 01:03 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg I am both afraid, and yet oddly aroused...mostly afraid though... Here's something I learned today: -that methamphetamine junkies give themselves 'speed enemas'. How NIFTY. Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 01:08 PM WOW! You learn something new everyday. It is now conceivable that someone might say "Here, have a bump" and the other guy says "No thanks...I take mine in the ass". Just Wow. Absolute proof the decline of western civilization has begun. norcalpimp 07-03-2003, 01:13 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg WOW! You learn something new everyday. It is now conceivable that someone might say "Here, have a bump" and the other guy says "No thanks...I take mine in the ass". Just Wow. Absolute proof the decline of western civilization has begun. Isn't the human race just lovely?? Bluecifer 07-03-2003, 01:15 PM I don't even think we should ward off extinction of the human race, we should just let it happen. We had a good run, it's time to give the canines a chance to run things. norcalpimp 07-03-2003, 01:16 PM Originally posted by Blue Dawg I don't even think we should ward off extinction of the human race, we should just let it happen. We had a good run, it's time to give the canines a chance to run things. To quote Perry Farrell (Jane's Addiction): "Some people should die, -thats just unconcious knowledge." Wushu 07-03-2003, 01:17 PM WTF, no pics??!! Man I was hoping on getting a new wallpaper for my PC norcalpimp 07-03-2003, 01:18 PM Originally posted by Wushu WTF, no pics??!! Man I was hoping on getting a new wallpaper for my PC Well, get on the stick and post some **** up!! |